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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Justin (Master)Goodale

A Life

by Jason Ballantyne

Chapter One

Uncontrollable circumstances.

The End

I have one criticism of your writing style. I think your wordy description made the maggot's life seem much more organized and interesting than the real thing. Next time try not to embellish the pathetic reality of Goodale's existence quite so much. redface.gif

Sig line? We don't need no stinking sig line! :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

JizmHog, do we have a game going???

Yeah, but you lost and said I had to wait until you had more room left in your sig line for us to start another. </font>
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Originally posted by Dave H:

You better hope that's not true, or you would have lost a lot of games by forfeit. I don't think anyone here has a big problem with somebody taking a prolonged absence <big>if you let us know about it!</big> When you just disappear for weeks at a time, that's poor manners.

Speaking of which, Dave, has turn 60 of our BDLRM contest plopped into your inbox yet? It's now been sent on 26/09, 30/09 and 02/10.

Although all my other games are progressing nicely, I fear it must be something at my end - I seemed to encounter similar problems with Axe as we neared the end of our last encounter.

If there's still no sign of anything, you can join the viagra adverts, willy extensions and free porn subscriptions, and I'll send via my hotmail account. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Teddy

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Originally posted by Dave H:

Must be the Scot blood in him. His psyche is so sensitive. :mad: :mad:

As sensitive as this lot. sdhm_254_small.jpg

A, the gentleness of times past. Culloden sure looks romantic, doesn't it?

"Shoot him! Stab him! Kick him in the groin!" :mad: :mad:

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Update

Becket has had incredible luck in our armor engagements. With only a few turns left it remains to be seen if he can pry my infantry loose from the rubble that was a church and the cemetery for the win. This may prove difficult, as I have butchered his infantry pretty effectively in their failed flanking manure.

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Originally posted by Abbott:

Update

Becket has had incredible luck in our armor engagements. With only a few turns left it remains to be seen if he can pry my infantry loose from the rubble that was a church and the cemetery for the win. This may prove difficult, as I have butchered his infantry pretty effectively in their failed flanking manure.

Luck? LUCK? I had a T-34 dead to rights with three tanks on it, and you killed two of them (this was a few turns ago smile.gif ) and I have luck?

Oh, well, I did smash the other ones up pretty good. :D

Eeking out a draw in this one is my only remaining hope -- the armored calvary just couldn't get to the fight fast enough to save the flanking infantry from HE butchery.

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Keke, welcome back! It's always good to hear a fellow maggot coughing up a hairball, even as far away as Finland. Glad to hear your situation is looking up. :D:D

The first two players have completed the BDLRM competition. My poor German troops are begging me not to do this again. I think they are tired of the disgraceful leadership I have provided. Who could blame them? redface.gifredface.gif

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Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

"Shoot him! Stab him! Kick him in the groin!" :mad: :mad:

Tallyho what not???

Somehow I think their words would have gone more along the line of...

"Blow the bastards heed aff and gee it tae ma pigs fer dinner" </font>

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