Soddball Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 Originally posted by Krazy Canuck: . . . "Oh my" I thought, "now who could have desecrated my poor Polo like this" as I . . . . . .started to hoover the back seats, wending my way past . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaTyR Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 ...damp and soft ground, where my Heavy Hoover mark VI BrownBear got bogged and boy did I.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 9, 2003 Author Share Posted January 9, 2003 . . . cheer as I discovered that bogging of mark VI BrownBears is correctly modelled on a moist Tuesday afternoon in September with a following wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 At this moment I remembered those 3 surly German gents and swung . . . KC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 Originally posted by Krazy Canuck: At this moment I remembered those 3 surly German gents and swung . . . KC. . . aggressively into action, lunging across the bonnet of my Polo and whipping out my huge . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 ...can of Turtle Wax. I quickly began to polish my... [ January 09, 2003, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Sgtgoody ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Originally posted by Sgtgoody: ...can of Turtle Wax. I quickly began to polish my.... . . eyeglasses. With the Turtle Wax neatly tucked beneath my arm, eyeglasses in one hand and soft pliable cleaning cloth in . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaTyR Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 ...my backpocket I positioned the glasses within a good LOS to the... [ January 10, 2003, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: SaTyR ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 Originally posted by SaTyR: ...my backpocket I positioned the glasses within a good LOS to the.... . . three fat, sweaty used car salesmen, who by now were becoming quite . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: . . . three fat, sweaty used car salesmen, who by now were becoming quite . . .[/QB]. . .randy, due to the fact that my rather voluptuous sister had been, at the time of their arrival, helping me . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 ...................*Bump*......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 I've fallen and I can't get up! Don't worry FAQ, help is on the way. [bump] [ January 11, 2003, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: Sgtgoody ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MG-42 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 For Faqs sake!! Whattcha doing on Page 2??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 What the FAQ? Stand up for your self man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Originally posted by Krazy Canuck: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: . . . three fat, sweaty used car salesmen, who by now were becoming quite . . .. . .randy, due to the fact that my rather voluptuous sister had been, at the time of their arrival, helping me . . .[/QB]</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenfive2 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Thanks Soddball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 13, 2003 Author Share Posted January 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Krazy Canuck: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: . . . three fat, sweaty used car salesmen, who by now were becoming quite . . .. . .randy, due to the fact that my rather voluptuous sister had been, at the time of their arrival, helping me . . .</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 13, 2003 Author Share Posted January 13, 2003 Originally posted by tenfive2: Thanks Soddball!Do you know, a post like that makes it all worthwhile. I might do some updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 . . . fruit buns, guava pasties and basted melon halves, to their delight. One of them stretched out a fat, meaty hand which wrapped itself around her pert . . . ...shampoo. Taking a generous handful he proceeded to vigorously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Canuck Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Originally posted by Sgtgoody: ...shampoo. Taking a generous handful he proceeded to vigorously...[/QB]. . .shake my hand, all the while oohing and ahhing over the. . . ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hey Sarge, your supposed to be testing Mortons' scenario....get to it soldier!! KC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 All ready on it KC. Sent my first report as Germans going back to play Sovs. . . .shake my hand, all the while oohing and ahhing over the. . . ...interesting shapes in the clouds. "Look," he said. "There's one shaped like an enormous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 This thing is getting too heavy to lift like this. {BUMP} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Help, help! The FAQ is trying to get away. Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 I didn't find what I was looking for in this thread, but definitely figure it deserves a bump because it is pretty cool. And by cool, I mean totally sweet. Murph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Thanks for the FAQ Read through the whole thing, and i swear 25% of it was funny as hell. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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