pavlov Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 10. Shorts 9. Historically accurate British helmet. 8. Mirages. 7. Belly dancers. 6. Casablanca cafe heavy building. 5. Hooka pipes. 4. USO shows. 3. Order officers to slap the sense into routed troops ala Gen. Patton. 2. Giant sand worms that can swallow a Pz VI whole in one bite. 1. Sicilian "partisans." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Originally posted by pavlov: 1. Sicilian "partisans." Luigi: How many men you got here, Colonel? Colonel: Oh, er ... seven thousand infantry, six hundred artillery, and er, two divisions of paratroops. Luigi: Paratroops, Dino. Dino: Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them. Colonel: Set fire to them? Luigi: Fires happen, Colonel. Dino: Things burn. Colonel: Look, what is all this about? Dino: My brother and I have got a little proposition for you Colonel. Luigi: Could save you a lot of bother. Dino: I mean you're doing all right here aren't you, Colonel. Luigi: Well suppose some of your tanks was to get broken and troops started getting lost, er, fights started breaking out during general inspection, like. Dino: It wouldn't be good for business would it, Colonel? Colonel: Are you threatening me? Dino: Oh, no, no, no. Luigi: Whatever made you think that, Colonel? Dino: The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. Luigi: We're your buddies, Colonel. Dino: We want to look after you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubique Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Originally posted by pavlov: 10. Shorts 9Yes, but they must include BROWN KNEES for veteran troops... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John D Salt Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Originally posted by pavlov: 10. Shorts 9. Historically accurate British helmet. 8. Mirages. 7. Belly dancers. 6. Casablanca cafe heavy building. 5. Hooka pipes. 4. USO shows. 3. Order officers to slap the sense into routed troops ala Gen. Patton. 2. Giant sand worms that can swallow a Pz VI whole in one bite. 1. Sicilian "partisans." Well you all know I want these, but just to make sure nobody forgets... 11. The Somali Camel Corps. 12. The Deacon 6-pdr SP. 13. Bagpipes. 14. Kukris. 15. The Battaglione McGinty. 16. Goumiers. 17. NZ 28 (Maori) Battalion. 18. The Humber Light Recce Car. 19. First Special Service Force. 20. Bersaglieri. All the best, John. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Ryan Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 yeah tans for the troopers pale white for conscripts, green and regulars and with dark tans for the rest. Also bush hats for the ANZACs [ June 15, 2003, 06:14 AM: Message edited by: Jack Ryan ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Warrior Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 And don't forget 10. Desert lice 9. sounds clips of James Mason playing Rommel (ve vill CRUSH Tobruck) 8. Monty 7. Patton 6. Patton's ivory handled revolver (with the option of shooting at german aircraft 5. sounds clips of Patton by George C Scott in the Movie Patton 4. Humphry Bogart (option either as Rick from Cassablanca or as the tank commader from ..what was that movie?) 3. Winston Churchill wearing a pith helmet 2. civilains wearing those shriner looking hats 1. the mummy (for fictional scenarios where the Germans take Egypt but not being able to find the lost arc of the covennant they instead still buried treasure from a lost tomb only to...ah, I don't want to make this a spoiler so I'll say no more!). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Originally posted by Midnight Warrior: And don't forget 8. Monty Im allready here Anyway, i would like to see anti tank ditches, bolders and sand-storms.. Monty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyD Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 LOL. Shorts! It would be appropriate of course, though it would also have a chance of being awfully goofy looking. That would require special 'Tommy' polygons with their little stick legs . Hmmm... Tommys with baggy shorts means we'd be able to mod them into schoolgirl uniforms with white socks, plaid skirts, and black pattent leather shoes. Oh baby! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil stanbridge Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Originally posted by MikeyD: LOL. Shorts! It would be appropriate of course, though it would also have a chance of being awfully goofy looking. That would require special 'Tommy' polygons with their little stick legs . Hmmm... Tommys with baggy shorts means we'd be able to mod them into schoolgirl uniforms with white socks, plaid skirts, and black pattent leather shoes. Oh baby! Image forming...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 When under fire, would they say "Hit me one more time"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undead reindeer cavalry Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 i want - waterpipes of various types & flavours, perhaps hidden in ancient underground dungeons of unearthly pleasures. - ability to polish boots properly & without hurry. including boots of enemy officers [female, preferably]. - sexy bellydancing natives subjucated by SS dominatrixes. - ability to play the natives. - winter war mixed in somehow, with a campaing in which Finns fight their way to the Urals and discover the gate to R'lyeh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Ehhh Sand??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 5. sounds clips of Patton by George C Scott in the Movie Patton Too bad the real Patton had a voice more like George Jefferson. Dissappointingly nasally is how I have heard it described. I want ship units so you can recreate the DAK firing on the RN during the taking of Tobruk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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