Noba Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Posted by GoodCop, BadCop. (Take your pick) </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />And remember, no Oddstraylans allowed, unless they bring beer and lobster of course. No worries there, Mate. We don't go near coppers. The buggers take all the beer and food and try to sell "raffle tickets" to their Balls. Noba. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: The buggers take all the beer and food and try to sell "raffle tickets" to their Balls. Noba. You certainly have a way with words there Noba ol buddy. But I'll pass on the tickets. Ahh, but you can't "pass".......they have memories to match elephants. Noba. The rules, remember the rules. There are Ladies here. Just walk away slowly, this is not the thread for elephant and raffle jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: The buggers take all the beer and food and try to sell "raffle tickets" to their Balls. Noba. You certainly have a way with words there Noba ol buddy. But I'll pass on the tickets. Ahh, but you can't "pass".......they have memories to match elephants. Noba. The rules, remember the rules. There are Ladies here. Just walk away slowly, this is not the thread for elephant and raffle jokes. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: Can't be seen to be competing with the resident jokes. Noba. Yeah, I blame Radley and his metaphorical image comment. It's made me so much more...uh....perceptive to flowery prose. Gawd!!! I'm starting to sound like Old Fowl Joe Excuse me while I go consume mass quantities of alcohol and attempt to get my wits about me again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 I'm off to Des Moines tomorrow afternoon and shan't return until Thursday ... I know how you all miss me and worry about me so I thought I'd pull a little pre-emptive strike of my own. But Des Moines, hardly fair that I must suffer "the slings and arrows of outrageous mortgage banking." I wonder if they know that I'm the Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread? Perhaps I should include that in my list of accomplishments for the year eh? Should net a tidy bonus I'd think. I mention my leaving for those that will care, for the others ... there's no telling the foul rumors that might circulate in my absence, rumors that NONE would dare whisper were I here to smite them in my righteous anger. Speaking of smiting, I've seen no setup from Seanachai ... not too surprising of course. It was the wine, likely. The courage of the grape I've no doubt. Now, in the throes of sobriety, he will likely regret his rash statements ... those he can remember that is. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Is HE gone, yet ? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: Is HE gone, yet ? Noba. Yeah, he's gone. You know, we should get some buffoon to work as our announcer. You know, somebody who is clueless, has no social graces, has plenty of wind, and drinks a lot........ Hmmm.. I wonder if someone will come along and apply. [ September 07, 2003, 02:05 AM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 7, 2003 Author Share Posted September 7, 2003 The "Noba and Jim Boggs Show*", ladies and gentlemen. Aren't they wonderful? They'll be right back. *( Also known as "Two Idiots In Search of a Working Synapse") (Edited because I'm really, really hammered right now. Did I mention that? And not on cheap wine given to me by a psychophant, like some people we know. But with good old fashioned American Beer! Gawd bless beer! Beer; aid to families, friend to children...it's wonderful! Goonite...BAM!) [ September 07, 2003, 01:48 AM: Message edited by: Boo Radley ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: The "Noba and Jim Boggs Show*", ladies and gentlemen. Aren't they wonderful? They'll be right back. *Please, I need the work and I'm desperate (Edited because I'm really, really hammered right now. Did I mention that? And not on cheap wine given to me by a psychophant, like some people we know. But with good old fashioned American Beer! Gawd bless beer! Beer; aid to families, friend to children...it's wonderful! Goonite...BAM!) Well now, I think we have a winner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: The "Noba and Jim Boggs Show*", ladies and gentlemen. Aren't they wonderful? They'll be right back. *Please, I need the work and I'm desperate (Edited because I'm really, really hammered right now. Did I mention that? And not on cheap wine given to me by a psychophant, like some people we know. But with good old fashioned American Beer! Gawd bless beer! Beer; aid to families, friend to children...it's wonderful! Goonite...BAM!) Well now, I think we have a winner. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 7, 2003 Author Share Posted September 7, 2003 Letting the thread be managed by the likes of Jimbo and Niblet just proves that entropy is a way of life and no matter if you're talking about the southern U.S or the southern hemisphere, you're still dealing with people who post as if they've just finished off a quart of Robitussen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: ...that entropy is a way of life... *sniff* I should think entropy is the tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity... [waves a rather aloof hoof] ... or death... which doesn't make things much better really... ... not at all... one gets the feeling that some are nearer to Mr Entropy than others... Is it Thursday yet? Pathetic Yeknod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I should think entropy is the tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity... I think a certain donkey has had his hoof in a dictionary. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I should think entropy is the tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity... I think a certain donkey has had his hoof in a dictionary. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I should think entropy is the tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity... I think a certain donkey has had his hoof in a dictionary. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 8, 2003 Author Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I should think entropy is the tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity... I think a certain donkey has had his hoof in a dictionary. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I removed the smiley. I was going to say that I couldn't believe your breech of decorum, but then I thought, "Hell...It's Noba.") **ALARM!!! AHOOOOOOGA!!! ALARM!!!!! ATTENTION ALL THREAD POSTERS!!! There has been a breech of decorum on Page ten of the current version of the MBT. Please proceed calmly and quickly to bypass the breech. All hail to Boo_Radley protector of all things righteous and proper and nominee for the title of assistant to Joe Shaw and holder of the new title of JustiYugo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 uurrgghh... Boat... Beach... Bikinis... Beer... Margaritas... Bourbon Manhattens.... Hot Tub.... uurrgghh... SSN Hint Of The Day: Let doors slam behind you - in people’s faces. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 8, 2003 Author Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Boat... Beach... Bikinis... Beer...And the question is: What are some words beginning with "B". I'll take "Crap that makes Lars a drooling imbecile" for four hundred, Alex. Margaritas... Bourbon Manhattens.... Hot Tub.... Errr...ummm..."What are things that make lars a drooling imbecile?" That was pretty much a give away, Alex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 The Twelve Bottles of Vino or Seanachai's Lament On the first bottle of vino that Mikey gave to me A welcome to the MBT On the second bottle of vino that Mikey gave to me Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the third bottle of vino that Mikey gave to me Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the fourth bottle of vino that Mikey sent to me Four times I fell Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the fifth bottle of vino that Mikey sent to me Five broken teeth Four times I fell Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the sixth bottle of vino that Mikey sent to me Six fights a pickin Five broken teeth Four times I fell Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the seventh bottle of vino that Mikey sent to me Seven curbs a hoppin Six fights a pickin Five broken teeth Four times I fell Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the eighth bottle of vino that Mikey sent to me Eight stop signs runnin Seven curbs a hoppin Six fights a pickin Five broken teeth Four times I fell Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the ninth bottle of vino that Mikey sent to me Nine sheep a shaggin Eight stop signs runnin Seven curbs a hoppin Six fights a pickin Five broken teeth Four times I fell Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the tenth bottle of vino that Mikey gave to me Ten cops a chasin Nine sheep a shaggin Eight stop signs runnin Seven curbs a hoppin Six fights a pickin Five broken teeth Four times I fell Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the eleventh bottle of vino that Mikey sent to me Eleven counts against me Ten cops a chasin Nine sheep a shaggin Eight stop signs runnin Seven curbs a hoppin Six fights a pickin Five broken teeth Four times I fell Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and a welcome to the MBT On the twelfth bottle of vino that Mikey gave to me Twelve years probation Eleven counts against me Ten cops a chasin Nine sheep a shaggin Eight stop signs runnin Seven curbs a hoppin Six fights a pickin Five broken teeth Four times I fell Three broke lamps Two sparkling eyes and stay the hell outta the MBT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 8, 2003 Author Share Posted September 8, 2003 Boss on vacation Jimbo? Or are all your beans neatly counted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Boss on vacation Jimbo? Or are all your beans neatly counted? Hah! Even better. Sitting at my desk munching on a sandwich, keying like a madman. Boss comes in: "Don't you ever take a break?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I should think entropy is the tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity... I think a certain donkey has had his hoof in a dictionary. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 8, 2003 Author Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Boss on vacation Jimbo? Or are all your beans neatly counted? Hah! Even better. Sitting at my desk munching on a sandwich, keying like a madman. Boss comes in: "Don't you ever take a break?" </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 8, 2003 Share Posted September 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: You know you're 100% Texan if... It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.Oklahoma goes one better. In Oklahoma City, there are two commercial airports. Not only are both airports named after guys who died in airplane crashes, but both are named after guys who died in THE SAME AIRPLANE CRASH! Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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