MasterGoodale Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Yeah this guys a flint-chipping nong. :mad: I slathered him up good about 20 years ago, then I set about 200 snakes on fire by dipping them in gasoline and lightin' em up. :mad: I made him walk through a 50 foot pit with the snakes in it all slathered in TNT!!! :mad: Angry Out Loud!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: you owe me a turn maggot. Truer words were never spoken. :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 We can probably get you a fitting today MG And Jim, I meant nogood bigsnout, not you. We finished our 50-turn slugfest, remember? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: And Jim, I meant nogood bigsnout, not you. We finished our 50-turn slugfest, remember? Oh yeah, it all happened so fast! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Any of you nongs know if you can lock up a thread that you have started and want to go away? Or is the solely the realm of the moderators? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Any of you nongs know if you can lock up a thread that you have started and want to go away? Or is the solely the realm of the moderators? I hope you are not referring to the Space Alien Punk Rockers in Utah Thread. It seems to be one of the most popular titles! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Any of you nongs know if you can lock up a thread that you have started and want to go away? Or is the solely the realm of the moderators? Now let's have a serious discussion about gun control here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Any of you nongs know if you can lock up a thread that you have started and want to go away? Or is the solely the realm of the moderators? You may want to consult the moderators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Guns spelled backwards is snugs. Remember, snugs don't kill people, they only seriously injure them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Remember, snugs don't kill people, they only seriously injure them.True, but they still have their rightful place in the closet of any good 'merican. Just ask the feckin' NRA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 HEY!!! Can we keep this discussion on the General Forum. If I want gun control on this thread, I'll talk to Goodale's anger management counsellor. GGRRRRR!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Can we keep this discussion on the General Forum. Sorry. I mean, GRRGGGR GGRGRR GRR GRRRRGGR RRRGGG !!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: If I want gun control on this thread, I'll talk to Goodale's anger management counsellor.Didn't Goodale shoot her? :confused: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: If I want gun control on this thread, I'll talk to Goodale's anger management counsellor.Didn't Goodale shoot her? :confused: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Guns spelled backwards is snugs.Axe, my boy, I hate to rain on your parade, (not really), but GUNS spelled backwards is SNUG, not SNUGS!! If you are going to edit the briefings for CMAK, I'd like to think that you know words of four letters don't have five when reversed. Of course, at higher latitudes like Minnesota and Canada, anything is possible. Now, on to a more serious point I'd like to raise with all of our associates who frequent the Brand P thread. I'm sure all of you are hanging around, waiting to see what lunacy Croda, Seanachai, and other mythical figures will unleash next around here. However, I have noticed that not one of you has sent along good wishes to our friend Axe on his pending marriage. Oh, the shame of it! For people who live with visions of nobility and chivalry dancing in your heads, this is an unforgivable oversight! Nay, friends, it comes perilously close to an insult to Axe and all things Canadian, like hockey pucks, SCTV, and Michael Dorosh. :mad: :mad: FYI, Axe will be adding a Mrs. Axe next Saturday. His soon-to-be wife is the lovely, talented, and exceedingly forgiving Paula. She has been exposed to the Cheery Waffle threads and still plans to go through with this wedding. In my book, this places her on the fast track to sainthood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: However, I have noticed that not one of you has sent along good wishes to our friend Axe on his pending marriage. Oh, the shame of it! Look Dave, I'm married (since forever) and you don't send good wishes, you send sympathy. Especially to Paula 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Tell ya what Dave I will send a case of wine for you to hold for the happy couple. Then when Axe comes down, finds out how great America is and moves into your garage, the four of you can live happily ever after. What was that address again, if you please? She is obviously heavily medicated, demented, Candadian or some combination of the above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Snugs is the plural of snug. You snug. :mad: And thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Snugs is the plural of snug.Well of course it is. Everybody knows that. Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Look Dave, I'm married (since forever) and you don't send good wishes, you send sympathy. Especially to Paula Jim, you make an excellent point about sympathy for Paula. However, I'm assuming she is an adult, although Axe has been very fuzzy on that particular subject. He says she has actually read some of the Cheery Waffle thread. If she hasn't run for cover by this time, I have to believe she actually wants to marry this guy. So no, there will be no sympathy for Paula. Oh, and mike_the_wino, go take a few more laps in the fermenting tanks. You're still almost coherent. In your own peculiar way. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: So no, there will be no sympathy for Paula. Okay, that settles that....Ahem: Hear Ye! Hear Ye! All the best to our good friend Axe2121 and his soon to be bos...wife Paula. May their nuptials never wither and their bliss never run dry. May they be blessed with little Tomahawks to carry forward their legacy. May their days together be as full as Goodale's in-box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Hear, hear! I'll use that to toast the bride next Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: ...May their days together be as full as Goodale's in-box.Doesn't that sentiment just get you right there? Jim, there's not a dry eye in the house. Well done! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Paging Doctor wino and nurse Becket. Paging Doctor wino and nurse Becket. I need the password to choose Mike's *snicker* forces in his battle against the wily Indianan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 6, 2003 Author Share Posted September 6, 2003 I'll email you the ones I've used for the Dave/MG battle. Crazy day today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: I need the password to choose Mike's *snicker* forces in his battle against the wily Indianan.Point of Order, Mr. Chairman. Point of Order. :mad: :mad: There's no such thing as an "Indianan". We are proudly known to all as Hoosiers, and residents of 49 other states, all foreign nations, and the known universe wish they could be Hoosiers too. At least they may have watched the movie "Hoosiers". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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