MasterGoodale Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Yeah yeah blah blah blah so ASS69 beat me. Whooop D Dooooo. I'll kick his ass on the rematch. I'm actually contacting the Russian military for this one to request some troops over age 10 who have fired their pappy's shotgun. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 First, he predicted a total victory. Then, when he lost one of his two pieces of armor -- a KV-2 (on defense no less) -- he predicted a major victory. He was dancing and :mad: :mad: :mad: ing with glee after both my Stugs were taken out by no-skill mines. He GAGRGARG RG GGGR AG GGGAGGGed with delight as his gamey-as-hell ampulomet rained fire down on my attacking troops. After losing his only other sardine can, otherwise known as a T-70, he said he would still eat my troops' brains. When I closed in on both flanks and started to roll them up, he predicted a minor victory. When I closed the pocket and took 25 crack troops prisoner in two turns he said I would be lucky to get a draw. I now introduce to you the world's worst point predictor, Mister defence at any expense, the master of adhesive plaster, the king of the teething ring -- MasterrrrrrrrrGoooooooodaaaaaale!!!!!! For those of you keeping score at home: Me -- 76%, Chump -- 24%. Major victory. 'nuff said. Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Abbott: I have reconstructed one of them and it is near completion dealing with the Grossdeutschland’s battle at Lotz, Poland while un-loading their armor from flatcars. I hope to be uploading it to the Scenario Depot by next weekend. Sounds interesting, will have to keep an eye out for that... Any good against the AI from either side or will I need to rope one of the brood in, saddle them up and hold on for the ride...? And Axe100001001001 just mentioned something about rolling up from the flanks, I thought he was talking about our game. My initial line of resistance isn't looking too healthy at the moment in Icbergs in Iowa or whatever it is that we're playing..! :mad: More :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: for you because you know you love it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 I've thoroughly enjoyed the experience so far (the map is especially groovy) and was wondering if, when we've finished, you'd care to write a short (or even long) piece to stick at the end, explaining how and why you designed it the way you did, and whether the results tied in with what you expected (sadly any successes I've had are more to do with hardware than tactical cunning). Drop me a line if you’re interested. I would be happy to help if I can. Hopefully my satellite service will be up and running Wednesday, which will give me a new e-mail address. Welcome back Abbott_of_Oregano. Thank you Axe. Sounds interesting, will have to keep an eye out for that... Any good against the AI from either side or will I need to rope one of the brood in, saddle them up and hold on for the ride...? I am working on it this week. As of now it is a two-player battle. With a few tweaks I may be able to get it to function verse the AI as well. [ August 10, 2003, 07:58 PM: Message edited by: Abbott ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 11, 2003 Author Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Bergerbitz: So...I have to wonder.... How many S's are there in "pusy" (As in relating to pus-infected/slathered/ridden)? And how does one spell such a word? Also...WHAT MAGGOT PUT THE 'P' WORD IN THE SUBJECT LINE IN THE LAST THREAD?!? HECK AND TARNATION, SON...DO HAVE HAVE A FLUSH HANDLE ON THE SIDE OF YER HEAD? CUZ YOU HAVE A POTTY MOUTH!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: PS: This thread still makes more sense than the Peng Challenge thread. ROTF!!! :mad: The mold infested Goodalias' brain and temporarily short-circuited the common sensor. It can happen to anyone in here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergerbitz Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Hmmm...looks like the proper to use in place of "pusy" would be "pustulant". Also, did any of your know that "Pus" (long 'u' sound) is the name of one of the months of the Hindu calendar. Dictionaries are so cool. (Ahem) NOW NEXT TIME ANY OF YOU ARE TEMPTED TO USE A VARIATION ON THE WORD "PUS", YOU #$^& WELL BETTER DO YER $^&** RESEARCH!!! IF I SEE ANOTHER IMPROPERLY-USED VARIANT OF THE WORD "PUS" I'LL TURN YA'LL INSIDE OUT FASTER THAN MY UNDERWEAR ON FAJITAS NIGHT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Hugs n' kisses...'night.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Crow: Some blather.....And Axe100001001001.....some more blather.If you want to translate my name from ASCII to binary code, do it right! :mad: It would be 01000001011110000110010100110010001100010011001000110001. You've translated 2121 to a " in binary, you git. :mad: :mad: Have fun with this. Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 It wasn't an Ascii to Binary translation old chap, it was decimal to binary... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Bergerbitz: ...IF I SEE ANOTHER IMPROPERLY-USED VARIANT OF THE WORD "PUS" I'LL TURN YA'LL INSIDE OUT FASTER THAN MY UNDERWEAR ON FAJITAS NIGHT!!! Hugs n' kisses...'night.... Oh man, not first thing on a Monday morning!! That's disgusting. Actually, it reminds me of something MasterGoodale (the maggot) might say. :eek: Some PBEMs are almost at a standstill. Becket, Shosties4th and PrinzEugen are in a dead heat for the MasterGoodale Memorial Turn-a-month Award. Teddy Windsor and _UXcva are keeping the turns flowing in Cheery Waffle 1.0 and 2.0 respectively. I may still have an AFV or two that hasn't bogged, hasn't had the gun damaged, or that Teddy hasn't destroyed. I'm doing much better so far against _UXcva, but he's keeping all of his armor hidden so far. I feel confident with both Keke and Prinz Eugen leading my German troops. How could I lose with a couple of Finns around to break Russian guns over their knees? My scenario against Stalin's Organ is in the + of a 40+ turn battle. He has managed to kill every German tank I had. His so-called Russians are still puttering around in Valentines and Matildas. If it wasn't for his T-34 and his KV, I'd swear he had British instead of Russians. We may split the control of a couple of VLs, but I'm sure he's way ahead on points. It's amazing what a cliff in the wrong place can do to the momentum of an attack!! Especially one of my attacks! :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Crow: It wasn't an Ascii to Binary translation old chap, it was decimal to binary... How'd you like a boot up your ASCII?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Goodale!!!!! Where's that sig change?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Goodale!!!!! Where's that sig change?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: You are kidding, right? MasterGoodale's sig changes come at a rate that makes his move returns look positively swift. Any word on mike_the_wino from BC? Have there been reports of a province-wide wine shortage? With any luck the residents will toss him into the forest fires. Of course, his alcohol-saturated carcass would probably explode like a fuel-air bomb. Hey, maybe they could use him to put out the fires!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 I have returned. Axe & DaveH may re-commence crying, as turns will be out to them tonight to fill them with dismay. In other news, mike_the_wino did indeed return a turn to me before leaving. I take back at least 25% of what I meant to say about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: I have returned. Much like the Bubonic Plague, which is still a naturally occurring disease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Any word on mike_the_wino from BC? Well, our government continues to function, the Toronto Stock Exchange is up 16 points as of 11:18 a.m. EST and at 9:20 a.m. EST, the Canadian dollar was at C$1.3862 to the U.S. dollar, up about two-one-hundredths of a cent from Friday. Oh, and the sun rose today too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Goodale!!!!! Where's that sig change?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Hmm. Goodale's sig is going to look peachy in a week or two's time, once I have my one in there too. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Some PBEMs are almost at a standstill. Becket, Shosties4th and PrinzEugen are in a dead heat for the MasterGoodale Memorial Turn-a-month Award. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did send you a turn before that sad Radeon-incident ? And you haven't replied ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H: Some PBEMs are almost at a standstill. Becket, Shosties4th and PrinzEugen are in a dead heat for the MasterGoodale Memorial Turn-a-month Award. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did send you a turn before that sad Radeon-incident ? And you haven't replied ? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 If you're happy about the hot, angry, bitter TNT I slung at you last night, raise your hand! :mad: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(no hands raised). That's what I thought maggots!! :mad: Carry On!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Tee hee! Great Sig, MasterG. Are you going to have space in there for me? :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Atta boy MG. A big shout out to Snarker for the inspiration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Prinz Eugen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H: Some PBEMs are almost at a standstill. Becket, Shosties4th and PrinzEugen are in a dead heat for the MasterGoodale Memorial Turn-a-month Award. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did send you a turn before that sad Radeon-incident ? And you haven't replied ? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Like your head is empty of anything useful to say. Tch. Nonce. Don't you back up your PBEM turns to disk every night? I know I do. :mad: :mad: :mad: Oh, I can't wait to finish MasterSucksatCM off and show you all the final score. It's pant-moisteningly pleasurobabble, and I just wish it had happened 5 months ago. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 I am trying to pick MasterG's new sig. I am pondering a few new ones: Soddball beat me so hard everyone for miles laughed in my face. I am Soddball's pleasure toy because I suck so much at CM. Be gentle with me. Soddball has just finished riding me like a cheap scooter Will suck cock for dollars. (Not high on my list but it was a moment's inspiration) Any thoughts or preferences? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Any thoughts? You're asking this crowd? Pity. I thought you were half-way clever Soggybottom 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: I am trying to pick MasterG's new sig. I am pondering a few new ones: Soddball beat me so hard everyone for miles laughed in my face. I am Soddball's pleasure toy because I suck so much at CM. Be gentle with me. Soddball has just finished riding me like a cheap scooter Will suck cock for dollars. (Not high on my list but it was a moment's inspiration) Any thoughts or preferences? The tackiest of them all, and thus most fitting for its sig would be "Be gentle with me. Soddball has just finished riding me like a cheap scooter". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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