Thermopylae Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 MG, you twinkle toed, pink wearing, cosmo sipping, tu-tu toting pig! Send me the bloody turn!DO IT NOW! (Officially the magic phrase, much liek please, but different.) GARAGARARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHAHGGFGJARHARJHRHAGAGAHAGHAHAGAHHHHHHHRRRAGGAGHAGHGAHGAAA!!!!!!!!! :mad: ! :mad: !! :mad: :mad: !!!! :mad: FGHJFHJGFGGGGGHRRARAAGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 18, 2002 Author Share Posted December 18, 2002 :eek: No more sugar for him. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: Oh, go on then, if you must.The die is cast. I will lead my Axis forces into battle against Soddball on a map designed by MG. I have no preferences, other than it is balanced, bursting with molten TNT chucking malevolence, and cunning as a fox that has just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University. Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 FIRST BLOOD! "Master" GoodAle's first tank met its fate at the hands of true german TNT chuckers! His foolish men, coupled wiht inept leadership, drove a t-60 to its certain doom, recklessly advacning without infantyr support. Now charred bodies and the muted screams of the driver whom i believe is fused to the vision slit are all that remains. In older times, it might have been a noble charge, nay a glroious one, but we do not live ins uch times. Instead it was a a waste oif life that only MG could ordain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Pilot Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 How do plebes at USMA have all this free time??? Wait, that's not my point. My point is that we'd all appreciate a screen shot from Thermopylae offering proof that MG has actually lost a T-60. Fog of war and all that, you know. We need some gun camera footage. Not to mention the fact that a TNT chucker of MG's magnitude doesn't just lose a T-60 unless he has some really serious molten counter attack in mind. Right, MG? MG? GRRRRAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! MG? :mad: Carry on, gents, Ace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA MG thought he owned the battlefield with his T-34 m43s and KV-1Es. Then he met mr Tiger. Carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 MasterGoodale rants Soddball sighs yet once again Madmatt lurks with lock I posted this in the weird text thread but I guess it's more suited to this weird text-writers' thread. Haiku is fun. Cheers, Jason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 TEE Week. The only college in the world where finals week is more fun than everyday life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 AAR's should be headed our way soon from Para. vs. MG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Soddball, MG send me my turns you lazy sods. This is no GAME, this is WAR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Turns are on the way to all you maggots soon don't get your crusty panties in a wad! :mad: I have a map to finish for those two scumbags and believe me the aftermath of this battle ain't gonna be pretty ladies!! :mad: :mad: And I laugh at the comments from my surrounded opponents (except Para) and chuck bitter TNT in their general direction! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 GRRRRRRLLLLLEEEE Man, Maggot!!! You will receive some hot, molten, constructive criticism of your "Resting Tiger" scenario as soon as Mike finishes smacking me into oblivion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 GRRRARRGARAGGRARGAGR!!! :mad: It sounds bad maggot!! I hope you didn't get your wank slapped because I didn't supply you with sufficient molten, angry, hot, bitter TNT scumbag!! :mad: That would be the absolute worst insult to me of all time! :mad: GRAGRARGARGARGRGAGRGRRAAARRGGRGGG!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Hey GGRRRman, ya gonna post me a turn, or did my flaming kamikaze Kubelwagon scare the molt out of your molten TNT? It's kamikaze because of the not well known Euro-Asian foreign exchange program. Later, GGRR, TNT, and such. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Snarkers & I are drawing to a close in ourself inflicted agony - I think it's fair to say that MG's first scenario lacked a few things...like balance, thought, historical forces....and a few other minor things. Overall there has been far too little HE flying - but that' probably just my opponent's fault - he's the one with the 152mm guns!! So it gets only a GRR rating - a single :mad: . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I have a map to finish for those two scumbagsMasterGoodale, I know you can't hurry genius, but have you got an ETA on your fiendish creation? Soddball's getting twitchy - I think the tension is starting to get to him. I'm sure when it arrives it will merit more than a GRR rating, but now I'm thinking we might be better playing a QB while you fine tune your scenario building-skills for general consumption by the gaming public? Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 Got it and shipped it. Yuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: Got it and shipped it. Yuck.Oooohhh, goody. Christmas has come early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: Got it and shipped it. Yuck.GARAGRAGRRAAGRAGRGARGRAGRAGRAGRARRRRR!!! WHY?? That's a good scenario!! As for the previous comments about Resting Tiger I'll have to wait to hear the feedback details before I know exactly what was wrong with it. I thought I put a good supply of molten TNT in that scenario and I thought it was balanced!! :mad: :mad: YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT MAGGOTS!! :mad: :mad: DON'T make me open up a can of my special home-brew TNT scumbags!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 when you guys say "Historical Units" what do you mean? I thought the scenario editor only allowed you to put in units that were available to each side during the time period you choose in the editor?? somebody please let me know if this is false. . . Grrrr! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I've decided that from now on anyone who plays my scenarios will be required to submit upon completion a "GGAAARRRGGGGGGGRRRRRRRR!!!" rating!! :mad: The rating will consist of an appropriately lengthy "GAGRAGRAGRAGRAGR!!" and a number of angry faces from 1-8, 8 meanind this scenario was very well balanced, the Molten, angry TNT was so furious and abundant, and the map so nice and functional that you'd drink a can of hot TNT to play it again!! :mad: :mad: As for historical accuracy I've yet to determine how to ensure that in the editor! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT MAGGOTS!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Easy, MG. Soddball and I will be giving the fruits of your labour careful consideration and will be happy to provide an AAR, complete with snapshots for you to scribble all over. I have to say I'm rather touched you took the time and effort ... nobody's ever done that for me before ... I better stop ... I'm choking up ... Edited because quotes have opened up a whole new world of pain... [ December 20, 2002, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 You ain't nothing to me maggot!! :mad: You're about as worthless as the TNT-Ravaged flesh beneath my feet!! You're wart puss scumbag!! Don't be getting all teary-eyed and emotional on me peckerlips!! :mad: I hope you burn in the fiery wrath of my custom TNT!! I hope you scream so loud in the throes of your agony you can be heard in the loudest whore house inBangcock!! :mad: [ December 20, 2002, 11:04 AM: Message edited by: MasterGoodale ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Stop making out you two, MG owes me a turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 You owe me one, too, you twonk. Tell that worthless sack of lemur pubes Goodale to stop whining about his scenario. It's fine. I just find it a but unchallenging when I have 22 JS-2s and my opponent is running around in 5 Panzer IIIs, that's all I'm saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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