Jim Boggs Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Soddball. What do I win? BAH!! That was obviously too easy! Oh well, I'll be sending you two tickets to a candle party my sister is having tonite. You can make it can't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Soddball. What do I win? BAH!! That was obviously too easy! Oh well, I'll be sending you two tickets to a candle party my sister is having tonite. You can make it can't you? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Soddball. What do I win? You answered your question before it was asked. Do with him what you may. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Axe2121 and Keke are being no-turn-sending-bastiches. DaveH, despite the punishment he is getting, is at least keeping going. Prinz Eugen maybe back for more... it's your turn buster. "Mein Fuehrer! I can walk!!" :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Shosties4th: Axe2121 and Keke are being no-turn-sending-bastiches. DaveH, despite the punishment he is getting, is at least keeping going.WTF!? Where's my fecking turn, Dr. Merkwürdigliebe? I have been waiting for your file all these countless days (latest file have been just resent). :mad: :mad: :mad: Edit: AGRR RRAA GRRGG AGR!!!! [ July 26, 2003, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: Keke ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Keke may have my sig but it looks like I fared better against him than the rest of you hamster-cuddling, tofu-eating, neo-prohibitionists. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Tchah right. I held Keke to a draw and it was only my kindness that saved him from being fisted like a cheap porn star. :mad: To Boggsy: Drop dead, you pig-fellating weasel beater. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Tchah right. I held Keke to a draw and it was only my kindness that saved him from being fisted like a cheap porn star. :mad: Does kindness mean suckage in English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: To Boggsy: Drop dead, you pig-fellating weasel beater. :mad: :mad: :mad: I realize that you are at the most time-consuming point of our match. Purchasing units can be a challenging affair, especially with all those points you have to allocate. My, my, it could give one a headache just thinking about it. Oops, gotta go, that damn weasel is acting up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Tchah right. I held Keke to a draw and it was only my kindness that saved him from being fisted like a cheap porn star. :mad: Does kindness mean suckage in English? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: To Boggsy: Drop dead, you pig-fellating weasel beater. :mad: :mad: :mad: I realize that you are at the most time-consuming point of our match. Purchasing units can be a challenging affair, especially with all those points you have to allocate. My, my, it could give one a headache just thinking about it. Oops, gotta go, that damn weasel is acting up again. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Shosties4th: Axe2121 and Keke are being no-turn-sending-bastiches. DaveH, despite the punishment he is getting, is at least keeping going. Prinz Eugen maybe back for more... it's your turn buster. "Mein Fuehrer! I can walk!!" :mad: Wrong. PBEM hamburger helper says you are the biggest maggot of them all. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 [ July 27, 2003, 05:15 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Roll back that score like you roll back your foreskin, and announce to the world what the true result is. :mad: Now that I have rolled back my foreskin, I announce that you lost 99%-1%. Happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: [ July 27, 2003, 05:15 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] :eek: mtw edited his anti-Canadian post! Has he quit drinking?! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Number of turns in my inbox this morning: 0. Number of angries that deserves: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: [ July 27, 2003, 05:15 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] :eek: mtw edited his anti-Canadian post! Has he quit drinking?! :eek: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Number of turns in my inbox this morning: 0. Number of angries that deserves: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: In the spirit of the above post: Gameless Updates: Soddball Finally purchased his units, I sent my initial deployment last night. He is apparently still calculating alignment, flow ratios, levels of reserves, capacity versus intake, etc. Hopefully when he's done with his Beer Analysis he'll send his deployment. Net result: 0 Turns in my in-box this morning Mike_the_teetotaller Apparently became overwhelmed by the demons of alkie-haul, as predicted by our own Saint Dave, and is reflecting on his new found sobriety. Could possibly be attending Church this morning to seek further divine intervention. Net Result: 0 Turns in my in-box this morning Dave_(Simon Templar)_H Glory Be, with the daunting task of the salvation of Mike_the_teetotaller now behind him, he is apparently too exhausted to finish our little bruhaha. Net Result:0 Turns in my in-box this morning Hey Axe do you see a trend or something? [edited, in honor of the late mike_the_wino [ July 27, 2003, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Hey Axe do you see a trend or something? Only if gross incompetence, lacklustre intelligence and/or ugliness have become trends. :mad: :mad: :mad: Other than that, no. :mad: :mad: [ July 27, 2003, 10:24 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Roll back that score like you roll back your foreskin, and announce to the world what the true result is. :mad: Now that I have rolled back my foreskin, I announce that you lost 99%-1%. Happy now? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: In the spirit of the above post: Gameless Updates: Soddball Finally purchased his units, I sent my initial deployment last night. He is apparently still calculating alignment, flow ratios, levels of reserves, capacity versus intake, etc. Hopefully when he's done with his Beer Analysis he'll send his deployment. Net result: 0 Turns in my in-box this morning Turn shipped, you whining fanny. I'm going to beat you like a dusky bathmat. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: I'm going to beat you like a dusky bathmat. :mad: Eeeeew. One of those bacteria traps that go squish, squish, squish when you walk on them? That's almost as gross as those fuzzy toilet-base wraparounds. :mad: :mad: "I've got a good idea! Let's put something with the same consistency as shag carpeting in close proximity to the can." "Brilliant! Go with it!" That's right up there with German toilets. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 I simply love how the third battle in the operation against Axelrose00 has started. Second turn: 2 hull down Panthers hit 2 SU-85s with 100% accuracy destroying them. Third turn: One 75mm Infantry gun :eek: hits 2 SU-85s with 100% accuracy destroying them. Did I mention that I just love how this battle has started? :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Turn shipped, you whining fanny. I'm going to beat you like a dusky bathmat. :mad: dusk-y: adj 1. Characterized by little or inadequate light; shadowy. 2. Rather dark in color. Good choice in bathmats there Soddy old man, the darker hue will prevent all those stains from showing, if or when you have guests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: If we look closely, we can clearly see that I am not in your list of "Defeated Maggots", because you were lucky enough to hold me to a draw. If my 85mm round had taken out your Panther, rather than just clobbering its gun, you would have been wifed. :mad: That's just because your goat porn infected QB-generator set the battle on the dark side of the Moon. :mad: :mad: :mad: ...or was it the dark side of Madmatt? :confused: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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