Guest PondScum Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: <font size=-1>Now, if the assembled waste of genetic material that are currently posting in the Peng Challenge Thread would take note of this post, and work to emulate it, we wouldn't hear half as much useless, annoying whinging about how 'the Thread sucks'.</font>The world is not ready for an entire cesspool with your level of verbal incontinence, Seanachai. The plumbing isn't what it used to be, and the Drain Commissioner has frankly fallen down on the job. Allegations that he was pushed are, of course, totally ridiculous - he toppled in quite happily on his own, after we took his walker away. No, what makes the cesspool thrive is variety... not just your long-winded silver-tongued rants, but a viciously predictable Berli drive-by... a little treatise on the attractions of fat-bottomed women from Hiram... something unintelligible and best left that way from OGSF... a blatant abuse of UBB in the Worst Possible Taste from AussieJeff... some whining and reminiscing about the good old days from Old Foul Joe... a rumination on rumination from Yeknodathon... and yes, dammit, even those penguins are growing on me. The armed franchise alone made up for at least ten of the fluffy pics. Besides, all my enemies are losing, the sun is out, and it's a good day to die. You want more? Fine. Have some poetry. I saw a man this morning Who did not wish to die; I ask, and cannot answer, if otherwise wish I. Fair broke the day this morning Upon the Dardanelles: The breeze blew soft, the morn's cheeks Were cold as cold sea-shells. But other shells are waiting Across the Aegean Sea; Shrapnel and high explosives, Shells and hells for me. Oh Hell of ships and cities, Hell of men like me, Fatal second Helen, Why must I follow thee? Achilles came to Troyland And I to Chersonese; He turned from wrath to battle, And I from three days' peace. Was it so hard, Achilles, So very hard to die? Thou knowest, and I know not; So much the happier am I. I will go back this morning From Imbros o'er the sea. Stand in the trench, Achilles, Flame-capped, and shout for me. Patrick Shaw-Stewart, killed in action, 1917 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: a blatant abuse of UBB in the Worst Possible Taste from AussieJeff... [I miss AussieJeff ... Long Live to my Master!!! konrad Faithful Squire To Sir AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: I miss AussieJeff ... Long Live to my Master!!! konrad Faithful Squire To Sir AUSSIEJEFF I love this Thread. I've played Australians, Germans, Brits, The French, Canadians, Swedes, and more American idjits than a strong man could shake a stick at on a really, really nice day. I love this Forum. I've learned an immense amount of things about WWII that everyone I know simply doesn't want to hear about anymore. I love this Board, on which customers actually have a say, and where the owners show up to be just as opinionated and annoying as anyone they sell product to. Where the most knowledgeable and bizarre rub elbows with the worst and the stupidest. Where, in fact, we are all Just Folks. Mind, I hate you lot with the burning agony of a magnesium suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I love this Thread. I've played Australians, Germans, Brits, The French, Canadians, Swedes, and more American idjits than a strong man could shake a stick at on a really, really nice day. Hmm ,so what about Polish ?Did they don't fit in picture? the poor relatives ,ha? Shame on you ,Seanachai ,shame(I'm deeply dissapointed). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I love this Thread. I've played Australians, Germans, Brits, The French, Canadians, Swedes, and more American idjits than a strong man could shake a stick at on a really, really nice day. Hmm ,so what about Polish ?Did they don't fit in picture? the poor relatives ,ha? Shame on you ,Seanachai ,shame(I'm deeply dissapointed). </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and the Poles! Did I forget to mention the Poles? I hope not, because the sodding Poles are dead annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! My work here is done. Unfortunately I cannot tell you all about my involvement in this, since it is strictly classified. But lets just say that I supplied the carrots and leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Again I saw that under the sun the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor bread to the wise, nor riches to the intelligent, nor favor to the skillful; but time and chance happen to them all. For no one can anticipate the time of disaster. Like fish taken in a cruel net, and like birds caught in a snare, so mortals are snared at a time of calamity, when it suddenly falls upon them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! My work here is done. Unfortunately I cannot tell you all about my involvement in this, since it is strictly classified. But lets just say that I supplied the carrots and leave it at that. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Now shut your hole and send me a turn. I suppose it would be too much to ask of you MrSpkr to actually CHECK YOUR MAIL before going off like an obnoxious drunk trying to get the bartender to spot him a beer on the house. You have had the turn waiting for you there since early this morning, you goathearder-wannabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: I caused his pain and I am dang well going to take the credit for it.Bah, it is plain to see that it was my brilliant and dashingly witty "oversexed"-comment that threw him off balance. After that mental sledgehammer blow he was desperately stumbling around like someone who first barefooted stepped on a piece of LEGO in the middle of the night, and then kicked his toe into the side of the door. Of cource he was an easy target after that...even for your horrible "Deliverance"-style You've got a nice mouth, boy attempt at wit. I claim 12.5% of the credit. [ May 07, 2003, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: second rate Fate quote The immortals know no care, yet the lot they spin for man is full of sorrow; on the floor of Jove's palace there stand two urns, the one filled with evil gifts, and the other with good ones. He for whom Jove the lord of thunder mixes the gifts he sends, will meet now with good and now with evil fortune; but he to whom Jove sends none but evil gifts will be pointed at by the finger of scorn, the hand of famine will pursue him to the ends of the world, and he will go up and down the face of the earth, respected neither by gods nor men. Now send a turn and dive again into the urn of sorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 I, the Teacher, when king over Israel in Jerusalem, applied my mind to seek and to search out by wisdom all that is done under heaven; it is an unhappy business that God has given to human beings to be busy with. I saw all the deeds that are done under the sun; and see, all is vanity and a chasing after wind. What is crooked cannot be made straight, and what is lacking cannot be counted. I said to myself, "I have acquired great wisdom, surpassing all who were over Jerusalem before me; and my mind has had great experience of wisdom and knowledge." And I applied my mind to know wisdom and to know madness and folly. I perceived that this also is but a chasing after wind. For in much wisdom is much vexation, and those who increase knowledge increase sorrow.A turn will arrive, when I leave this veil of tears called "employment" [ May 07, 2003, 11:12 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Hmmm, well I can see that you've never actually MET Lars or you wouldn't be saying such silly things. Joe Hmmm..*shakes head*....*scratches head*....*reads Joe's post again*...... No other way to take it. Joe Shaw, the mighty Justicar, the Knight Champion of the MBT has: given someone a compliment!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 You are a fluke Of the universe. You have no right to be here..... Deteriorata! Deteriorata! Go placidly Amid the noise and waste. And remember what comfort there may be In owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons Unless you are in need of sleep. Ro-tate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself And heed well their advice, Even though they be turkeys. Consider that two wrongs never make a right But that THREE.........do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment And despite the changing fortunes of time, There is always a big future in computer maintenance. Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, Especially with those persons closest to you. That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls Would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love therefore; It will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan And let not the sands of time Get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time call 555-4311; Ask for "Joe." Take heart amid the deepening gloom That your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot It could only be worse in Minneapolis. Therefore, make peace with your god Whatever you conceive him to be--- Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal The world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP! You are a fluke Of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not The universe is laughing behind your back.Nidan, Malapropski, You're both a pair of gits. Expect devastating moves later today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Whaddaya gonna do Boo SURRENDER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Hmmm, well I can see that you've never actually MET Lars or you wouldn't be saying such silly things. Joe Hmmm..*shakes head*....*scratches head*....*reads Joe's post again*...... No other way to take it. Joe Shaw, the mighty Justicar, the Knight Champion of the MBT has: given someone a compliment!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Nidan, Malapropski, You're both a pair of gits. Expect devastating moves later today. Oh BTW, can you please explain this? How can we BOTH be a PAIR of gits? I can see each each of us being a git indivdually, but each a pair of gits? Doesnt make sense....come to think of it.....none of the flotsam that spews from your gullet makes any sense. [ May 07, 2003, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: Whaddaya gonna do Boo SURRENDER? Pah! Like you know what you're talking about! Your last "devastating move" involved a half dozen questionably cooked chalupas and the need for a change of underwear. Not that you would remember that, as it no doubt just blended into the normal background of daily humiliations, opprobriums and public ignomies that marks "just another day in the life" of YOU, my former squire, Nidan. [ May 07, 2003, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: Boo_Radley ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: Oh BTW, can you please explain this? How can we BOTH be a PAIR of gits? I can see each each of us being a git indivdually, but each a pair of gits? Doesnt make sense....come to think of it.....none of the flotsam that spews from your gullet makes any sense. Oh, this is too much. This proves the point, at least in your case! Your "git-ness" is so huge, so overpowering, so uber the top, that there is no possible way it can be contained in one physical body. Therefore, you Nidan, are two, two, two gits in one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 The quiet words of the wise are more to be heeded than the shouting of a ruler among fools. Wisdom is better than weapons of war, but one bungler destroys much good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: The quiet words of the wise are more to be heeded than the shouting of a ruler among fools. {insert Boo's picture here} Wisdom is better than weapons of war, but one bungler destroys much good. {insert Boo's other picture here} Nidan: Excellent verse. Very picturesque [ May 07, 2003, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: The quiet words of the wise are more to be heeded than the shouting of a ruler among fools. {insert Boo's picture here} Wisdom is better than weapons of war, but one bungler destroys much good. {insert Boo's other picture here} Nidan: Excellent verse. Very picturesque </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: You do realise that comics are in fact not actualy books don't you? My only response to this is a line I picked up while scanning the General Forum in which one of the intellectuals described how he deals with inane and insipid comments: What, are you high or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Boo, all I have to say is, I don't want to hear about it. Clearly your Russianyankees were using some kind of magnet to misdirect that shell. Gamey bastiche... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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