von shrad Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 Hello CM buddies. Well I survived my surgery and was released from the hospital after a week stay so that I might continue being a CM whipping boy. Sorry to all the guys I have kept waiting for a turn from me. I took another week away from the computer after I came home and am only now feeling up to par, however sub-par that may normally be. Thanks for all the kind words that I received from so many of you. I must admit that I was not prepared for my sudden condition and your e-mails helped me during a rough time. The surgery went very good and I will make a full recovery, albeit slower than I had originally thought. A month long semi-vacation (from work at least) and an ample supply of narcotics is all that remains. My opponents can expect a turn from me tonight or tomorrow at the latest. Thanks for your patience. Chrisl, sorry that I didn't get to respond to your e-mail before I went in. I saw it before I left that morning and didn't have the time to write.Thank you so much. von shrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babra Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 Welcome back, von Shrad. I hope all the nurses have suitably pinched bottoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted August 21, 2001 Author Share Posted August 21, 2001 Thanks Babs but the only time these nurses butt's were pinched was the last time they waddled through a standard sized door frame. They were very nice though and always kept that Morphine button clutched in my hands. God bless Morphine von shrad 'Now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer_Meyer Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 Hey, Glad to see your back. Now if you don't mind me aksing, what surgery did you have? As I am going to have surgery next month also. Not a serious one, but I had this surgery 3 times in a row. Once every year for the past 3. It's getting quite frustrating. Anyway welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>and an ample supply of narcotics is all that remains.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well? And for your friends who sent you best wishes you don't share? Seriously, welcome back and glad you're better. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foobar Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 so how much does a sex change go for these days, anyway schrad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted August 21, 2001 Author Share Posted August 21, 2001 LOL!!!! Dude, that hurt my side you bass-turd. Sick, but funny. o.k. Old Joke Here Q)What is the name of the sex-change operation to change a woman to a man? A) An Adadicktomy bada-bing I'm here all week folks von shrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted August 21, 2001 Author Share Posted August 21, 2001 [ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: von shrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darwin Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by von shrad: Q)What is the name of the sex-change operation to change a woman to a man? A) An Adadicktomy bada-bing I'm here all week folks von shrad<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's right up there with the dinosaur series Q) what do you call a gay dinosaur? A) Megasoreass Q) what does one call a lesbian dinosaur? A) Lickalottapuss ar ar ar ar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 Hey, DoooooOOOOoood! Great to see the complete lobotomy was a success. The brain was wasted on you anyhow! Welcome back! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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