jd Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Happy Birthday marcel...... and belatedly to you too Emma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Lorak, and my honorable(or something) knight Mace; I achieved a grand victory over Meeks; Armronut-72 Meeks-28 I would like to thank the people who made this possible; Mace I could not have done it with out such a grand and wise knight, my mother because she gave me life, my father for the good looks, and especialy MEEKS for playing like a retarded monkey on crack. A rematch has been sent to him, he shall have a chance to seek vengance upon my squire ass...er something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: April 4th... a date which will live in infamy http://Berlichingen.tripod.com/pawbroon.html [This message has been edited by Berlichtingen (edited 04-03-2001).] Great work, Berli Always knew Marcel was a softie. ------------------ Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? -- Oddball Crap -- Moriarty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Your challenge is sent, Marlow As for that plaquey buildup, leeo where did you borrow those bollocks from you little squire whelp? You're not fit to lick Steveboy's nuts clean as he polishes my boots! Sure he is as talented at CM as the Pope on Speed and has the tactical brilliance of a school of herring, but he's MY squire and don't you forget it laddo! Perhaps your limited schooling in the ways of humanity has left a gapping whole where 'your place on the ladder of Peng society: how to get your head above the ooze' should have been taught, but you are a nothing, I am currently crushing your master, Stuka and i shall crush you. I think he is too busy looking in the mirror and dreaming of the days he didn't have gut to notice your indiscretions in turning down a chance to play someone who has achieved a near 3:1 win/loss ratio. Perhaps you are too scared that you won't be able to avenge the immanent topplement of your lord. Please, Leeo, keep a tighter reign on your inner Croda, it is definitely giving you ideas above your station, which is quite clearly, subterranean. PeterNZ ------------------ - Official owner of the sig files of Dalem, Croda and Joe Shaw - Der Kessel scenario design group Combat Vision movies [This message has been edited by PeterNZer (edited 04-03-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by PeterNZer: As for that plaquey buildup, leeo where did you borrow those bollocks from you little squire whelp? PeterNZ The bullocks are real, you mamby, pamby, running-scared-behind-your-faux-title excuse for a testicle transportation device. Really, if you are scared, then simply say so and I will taunt you some more, but I care not what "score" you've bought within the pool. I will kill you as you should be killed; like a small five-legged, one eyed kitten submitted for peaceful and righteous euthanasia. Now go ahead and plea to the "kinnigets of ease" that you have been wronged somehow by a newbie such as myself, but until you can find the cajones to meet me on the field of battle, you can simply Shut the pug up! Now be gone with you, you poof of a kinnigget, lest I taunt you yet again in ways you don't understand. ------------------ It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by armornut: Lorak, and my honorable(or something) knight Mace; I achieved a grand victory over Meeks; Armronut-72 Meeks-28 I would like to thank the people who made this possible; Mace I could not have done it with out such a grand and wise knight, my mother because she gave me life, my father for the good looks, and especialy MEEKS for playing like a retarded monkey on crack. A rematch has been sent to him, he shall have a chance to seek vengance upon my squire ass...er something. Keep up the good work squire Armornuts! While I was a bit concerned about your absence, especially as I got stuck with all the fecking chores!!!! I am however prepared to forgive you given your fine victory and your well executed taunts. Now be a good lad and break out fresh cat-litter, some catnip, and a warm bowl of milk. I do believe I see a Kitty lurking. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by PeterNZer: I am currently crushing your master, Stuka and i shall crush you. Hmmm, Peter you seem to have an interesting slant on reality. Sustained aerosol abuse will do that to you I suppose. As I see it, my attack is going swimmingly. As you see it, well you can't see it can you? Thats a champion smokescreen I'm laying isn't it? I must admit your arty is rather heavy and has frightened Colin the company dachshund. But as it is indirect and my troops are spred throughout the woods under direct company and platoon command, they are doing quite nicely thank you very much. The worst is yet to come for you, Herr PenileNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by Mace: Keep up the good work squire Armornuts! While I was a bit concerned about your absence, especially as I got stuck with all the fecking chores!!!! I am however prepared to forgive you given your fine victory and your well executed taunts. Now be a good lad and break out fresh cat-litter, some catnip, and a warm bowl of milk. I do believe I see a Kitty lurking. Mace I shall cut the catnip, milk the sheep, and make a fresh box for me lady. I was gone due to a loss of my grandfather. He was old and bitter, and waiting for death(like many of the elderly bung-holes around here). He was really not happy here on this world, so I hope he happier where ever he may be. It is not an excuse, just an explanation, sir. Turns and scuttles away to do his masters bidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted April 4, 2001 Author Share Posted April 4, 2001 Stuka wrote: > Lets see....embossed floral wallpaper, heavy rose petal curtains and gaudy dark red (again floral patterned) carpets. Reminds me of my gran's house. I have just spent several hours convincing myself that the world would be a better place without computers. As such, normal operations are on hold until I have spent several more hours unconscious. PBEM Semi-Update Leeo is unfortunately still exhibiting vital signs. I shall examine the damage more closely tomorrow. Now I really am going to bed. Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Marcel, a birthday? Damn, I thought I killed him twice before and he keeps coming back. Is it a coincidence that today's headline is France Overrun By Giant Frogs ? If all the French had his spirit, German trains would be running late now. [This message has been edited because HTML is stupid, not me. It's a good story so go find it your own damn selves, as if I need to wait on you lot hand and foot anyway] [This message has been edited by Mark IV (edited 04-03-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 I have to publicly thank Kitty for her mod. I am using it to beat the crap out of that Croda kid. If I win, the victory is due to the excellence of the mod, not my superior tactics or even Croda's crappy play. I will have to be in her debt, if I win. Though, Croda seems to not want me to find out what happend in the game, as he has yet to send me the turn he owes me. Leave it to a leigon of numb-nuts to mess up sending an email! [This message has been edited by armornut (edited 04-03-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted April 4, 2001 Author Share Posted April 4, 2001 Since when was R.E.M. a power pop band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by David Aitken: Since when was R.E.M. a power pop band? Since when was R.E.M. any good at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Ahh, 'Old & Bitter', thats the way to be. I mean, it works for Seanarchooey doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Go to bed David, your Winnie the Pooh pajamas are calling you........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Not to mention your Thomas the tank engine night cap and the Telly Tubby hot water bottle....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by Stuka: Not to mention your Thomas the tank engine night cap and the Telly Tubby hot water bottle....... And the gay porn........you ever see a happy porn? Or is what the Telly Tubby hot water bottle for? [This message has been edited by armornut (edited 04-03-2001).] [This message has been edited by armornut (edited 04-03-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by Stuka: Ahh, 'Old & Bitter', thats the way to be. I mean, it works for Seanarchooey doesn't it? and Joe Shaw, and JD, and Lawyer... btw, Stuka, working hard, or hardly working? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 On lunch, so bite me. And no I don't mean that literally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamsters Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Yes, its true, Armornut defeated us. We went and chose an AVRE and a Croc and a Firefly. Armornut, naturally, purchased a Panther, a King Tiger and a company of Gebirgjagers (Yes, Mountain troops often had KT and Panther support). So, in the immortal words of OGSF: 'Aye, ye'll likely win this one. Much as a fat boy wi' a baseball bat can manage tae kill a frog ain a bucket. Ye'll prolly get a medal an' all.' Tosser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 How about sending me a turn, Hammy old germ. I don't care which psuedonym send it, anyone will do (except Harpooner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by Hamsters: Yes, its true, Armornut defeated us. We went and chose an AVRE and a Croc and a Firefly. Armornut, naturally, purchased a Panther, a King Tiger and a company of Gebirgjagers (Yes, Mountain troops often had KT and Panther support) Tosser. You are a liar! I had not a King Tiger! I had Panther and two Hotchkiss's. You really are a twit, you know. I mean you cannot even take a beating like a man. The Panther was a special M version. It had spikes in the tracks, and could climb moutains. Never heard of it? Well, it was very rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Well Pengy chilluns, I am in a fine mood - tonight I finally dragged my lazy buns down to the dojo after FAR too long and broke an honest sweat on the mats. Since I'm so pleased with myself I'll reward JsHandjob with the rematch he reminded me I was yapping about nine or so threads back. Normally I'd claim a headache as an excuse to keep his gamey hands off of me, but to be honest I don't think I'll notice anything no matter how busy he thinks he is, so do your worst, grog-boy! -Charley Horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by Hamsters: Yes, its true, Armornut defeated us. We went and chose an AVRE and a Croc and a Firefly. Armornut, naturally, purchased a Panther, a King Tiger and a company of Gebirgjagers (Yes, Mountain troops often had KT and Panther support). 'bout as often as you'd see an AVRE, a croc and a firefly operating together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Reminder to self: Self, don't read the main board, it will piss you off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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