How The Peng Challenge Was Won And Where It Got Us

[Seanachai]

And on the odd, and only occasional, serious Peng Challenge Thread post, member in good standing Von Shrad has posted a general Board post to his opponents, an apology on turns because his Dad has suffered a stroke. Wander on by and give him a reassuring slap, or send him some email. Such as we are, we take care of our own.

[Mark IV]

Vile, high-numbered pests:

How I despise you.

The rest: Even more.

An utter dolt once observed that you are all not real, but merely phenomena of the BBS itself, and this is becoming painfully obvious. I could easily summon up literary references more obscure than Seanachai's, but good manners forbid it. You are lower than Meeks-kin, approaching euglenae but without the charm, though rumor has it that some are not without flagellae.

Take OOSSFFGG, please. Soiling his own nest, waiting for me to start the war. Or the angst-ridden Peng, the noose of Doom drawing yet again around his low-born brain stem. P'boom the Rabid Frog, darting for board's edge, only to return when confronted with the awful truth of what he is defending. Geier the dried herring, in a game so boring I can't remember whose turn it is, and it doesn't matter. Goanna the cheating dunderlizard, who feigns absence rather than expose his ELITE 'puter-bought troops to having their berets dimpled. Meeksie, my Stuart crew just had another can of spinach, and you're not gonna like what they see.

Since you are all imaginary, I'm imagining you all dead, and quite enjoying it.

[Berlichtingen]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka:

Berli, a map of your utmost evil if you would be so kind, Sir.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Inbound

[Berlichtingen]

Lession #3 from the Wildman Book of Stupidity

Charge in and then call in a prep barrage.

[chrisl]

Wow. The colors have suddenly improved-- it no longer hurts my eyes to read this thread. Well, that's not entirely true- it still hurts my eyes, but it no longer has anything to do with the colors.

[jd]

Seanachai old friend, why do I feel like Sean Connery or Robert Shaw in Robin and Marion Two old adversaries, breaking out the linement and epson salts. Once again, to drag our arthritic and aged bones out of the barcalounger, to strap on the rusty greeves and do battle, dreaming of the younger men we once were.

Very well, it will be winging it's way to you shortly.

[harpooner]

Mensh-I have a game file from you and we shall shortly commence with the blood letting. I am good for two+ turns per day with updates on my victim's slaughter.

LEEO-Your perfidiousness will not go unmolested. I will cut out your vile wormtoungue and use it as chum to lure great whites into the crosshairs of my harpoon. You will meet your demise with due alacrity.

Stuka-After I finish sending the various pieces of your minion back to you in shoeboxes, you too shall be terminated with extreme prejudice. I enjoy stomping on ants.

Bwa hahaha! BWA hahaha! BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chrisl;-Please send my secret weapons and any appropriate instruciones a la address de cjpurdin@yahoo.com, por favor. Gracias.

The rest of you can all nuff off.

[von Lucke]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch:

Incoherent gibbering that possibly serves as some form of communication among those species that lack opposable thumbs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Argh! That I should have to debase myself by entering this place once more --- and not to mention the time expended in gowning up first!

OK, Monkey-boy! ...er, mensch! Where the hell are you hiding?!? The NSSB part deux thread is steadily dropping in the ratings --- time to get back in there and do something to catch the public's attention! Take some hostages, hijack a spy-plane --- whatever! Just quit throwing your own feces at the gawking crowds around here (it'll take more than that to impress this jaded bunch of dilettantes anyway), put yr human suit back on, and get out there!

I'll be along in awhile --- after I've showered and had a change of clothes...

[ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: von Lucke ]

[Stuka]

Harpy, old bum-worm. Your instrument of destruction is in your in box this very morrow..

En Garde!

[Stuka]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Originally posted by Stuka:

[qb]Berli, a map of your utmost evil if you would be so kind, Sir.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Inbound[/QB]

Thank you your evilness, no matter what everyone says about you, your'e not all that much of a complete bastage.

[Stuka]

On a brighter note, aren't the new colours more relaxing?

The white was just so...bland...a bit like Seanaeichmaneooueveririst's humour, just what does "smugly defensive" mean anyway?

This khaki, it reminds me of something much more traditional, more staid, more 'old school'. I know! It's Seanies underwear draw!

Muuahahahahaaaaaaa.........

Bien supa bien supa thingy bien supa supa thingy bein supa thingy thingy thingy....

(all copyright royalties are to be forwarded to the estate of Chuppy)

[Iskander]

Good Morning! Before I get banned I'd like to thank my collaborators on this as well as say that any after-the-fact apologies will be insincere.

And now: An Ode to Cesspoolers:

A lot of people ask me... stupid fecking questions

A lot of people think that... what I say in the ‘Pool

or what I talk about in the ‘Pool, I actually do in real life

or that I believe in it

Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that I'm actually gonna do it

or that I believe in it

Well, crap... if you believe that

then I'll kill you

You know why?

Cuz I'm a

CESSPOOLER

CESSPOOLER

You goddam right

I'm a CESSPOOLER

Yeah, I'm a CESSPOOLER

My words are like a 88 pointed right at your head

One flash: bang! Hey jerk, you’re dead

whether you're a troll or grog

Or a ModSlut, MadMatt or a “fix-this-now!” freak

Ammo or load - hate grogs? The answer's "yes" friggin geek

Grogophobic? Nah, you're just Pooleraphobic

Starin at your screen, watchin my uber-tanks firin’ (Ooh!)

That's my friggin’ force choice, you'd better stay back of em

They belong in my battleorder, you'll never get hold of em

“Hey, it's me, Heidman!

Whoops, somebody shot me! Owww!

And I was just trying to say for the 60th time...”

WE don’t give a futz if you’ve got your nuts in a bind!

How many wins you expectin to post

after your second turn makes you a favorite bunker host?

C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like grogs, now and then

Right, Dorosh? Dig in and say AMEN!

“Please BTS, this boy needs Penging

Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

Oh, and please send me a brand new disk,

I read one of Maxumus’ posts and used mine to slit my wrists”

And to think, it's just little ol' me,

Each of us, Mr. "Don't Give A Crap," and we still won't leave

I'm a CESSPOOLER

Cuz every time I write a post, these people think it's just dross,

to tell em how I feel the most - I guess I'm a CESSPOOLER

but I don't gotta reply, I just whip ass

and keep goin, I don't take crap from no one

I'm a CESSPOOLER - an animal caged who turned crazed

But how the feck you supposed to post nice when you just get flamed?

So as I stayed longer and I got a lot smarter

My patience shrunk smaller, but my ire got larger

I drink hard liquor to screw me up quicker

than you'd wanna send me a set up for

My morals went thhbbpp when Matt starting waving his keys

Thinks he’s hot stuff for just a minor employee

Now don't ignore us, you won't avoid us

You can't miss us, we’re rude, short-tempered

and happy to slap your newbie ass with a line of crude

We’re the bad guys who make fun of tools that try

To buy their way into the Pool

You trying to be one of us

Cesspoolers, we as crazy as Pan

*kch* the maniac's in

Replacin the grog, cause Scott C couldn't make it today

He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin his place

“Mm-mm-mmm!” Oh, that's Scott with an M1 to his face

Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

I told you Scott, you should've surrendered anyway (*bang*)

I guess that'll teach you to play with the wrong people, eh?

I'm a CESSPOOLER

Cuz every time I write a post, these people think it's just dross,

to tell em how I feel the most - I guess I'm a CESSPOOLER

but I don't gotta reply, I just whip ass

and keep goin, I don't take crap from no one

Windows tinted on my tank when I drive in it

So when I frag a bank, house, store, run right over who’s in it

So I'll be disguised in it

And if anybody identifies the guy in it

I'll hide for five minutes

Come back, shoot the reinforcements

Fire at the spotter trying to friggin pry in my business

Die, Ladders, bastards, brats, grogs

This newbie’s lucky I didn't blast his ass yet

If I ever gave a damn and got bored, I'd stick a straw in a bottle

Hit my head with a brick and read crap on the main board

You rule-quoting grogs ain't brave enough

to say the stuff we say, so this gate is shut

Hell, half the crap we say, we just make it up

To make you mad so kiss our hairy cess-covered ass

And if it's not a ‘Pooler that I make it as

I’ll be a feckin lawyer doin’ Ms Scales of Justass

We’re CESSPOOLERS

Cuz every time we write a post, these people think it's just dross,

to tell em how we feel the most - guess we’re just CESSPOOLERS

but we don't gotta reply, we just whip ass

and keep goin, we don't take crap from no one

[ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: Iskander ]

[ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: Iskander ]

[BFCElvis]

Thank you for your kind words Seanachjkfhei.

It leads me into my next topic....Beer. Some of you may have seen me on the beercam thing. Well my thoughts are that we should try to set up a date for as many of us that have access to a local beercam to go to these bars at the same time. There is one in London, the one in Chicago is supposed to open in the next week or so...Think about it gang..Here is the link so you can see if there is a bar near you. http://www.onlinevenue.com/onlinestore/stellacam/stellacam_index.asp

[Leeo]

chrisl, your scenario arrived safely. I will send the first turn to harpooner this evening.

Oh, wait. I was about to send this post, but realized there is not an ounce, nary a gram, of bile in this message.

harpooner, your “bwahahahaha” crap is mewling drivel which only confirms to those few members of the flat-earth society who haven’t yet realized the fact that you are genetically incapable of forming cogent, let alone malevolent, derision.

So, bugger off back to your monkey like diligence in thumb-humping pastimes. That’s a good proto-hominid.

[Phillies Phan]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis:

Thank you for your kind words Seanachjkfhei.

It leads me into my next topic....Beer. Some of you may have seen me on the beercam thing. Well my thoughts are that we should try to set up a date for as many of us that have access to a local beercam to go to these bars at the same time. There is one in London, the one in Chicago is supposed to open in the next week or so...Think about it gang..Here is the link so you can see if there is a bar near you. http://www.onlinevenue.com/onlinestore/stellacam/stellacam_index.asp<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The question that we Phans are pondering is Is there a bar with free beers near us?

hmmm...

[Joe Shaw]

The squire known as Iskander has disturbed us, yes disturbed indeed when he posted the purported literature labelled as: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>And now: An Ode to Cesspoolers: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We are disturbed on several levels:

1. That a mere squire would dare to speak for, and indeed AS, the CessPool as a hole.

2. That the {gag}Ode was as vile as it indeed was.

3. That we actually welcomed this squirming little worm into our bosom (sit down Bauhaus) only to find that he actually resembles a leech!

I can offer three possible reasons for his incomprehensible posting:

(a) jd has been FAR more liberal in his use of the brick than any other Knight/Sponsor.

(Iskander REALLY liked Elvis' idea of BEER and decided to get a head start.

(Iskander is FAR more ... Unusual ... than our vetting would have suggested.

On a separate, but more satisfying issue, be it known that from this day forward my sig file is now my own again. My honorable partial servitude to the evil and (need I say) gamey PeterNZer has been completed and I hereby request that HE remove my name from HIS sig file.

Joe

[Madmatt]

Getting too big, start a new one.

Madmatt