Seanachai Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 And on the odd, and only occasional, serious Peng Challenge Thread post, member in good standing Von Shrad has posted a general Board post to his opponents, an apology on turns because his Dad has suffered a stroke. Wander on by and give him a reassuring slap, or send him some email. Such as we are, we take care of our own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Vile, high-numbered pests: How I despise you. The rest: Even more. An utter dolt once observed that you are all not real, but merely phenomena of the BBS itself, and this is becoming painfully obvious. I could easily summon up literary references more obscure than Seanachai's, but good manners forbid it. You are lower than Meeks-kin, approaching euglenae but without the charm, though rumor has it that some are not without flagellae. Take OOSSFFGG, please. Soiling his own nest, waiting for me to start the war. Or the angst-ridden Peng, the noose of Doom drawing yet again around his low-born brain stem. P'boom the Rabid Frog, darting for board's edge, only to return when confronted with the awful truth of what he is defending. Geier the dried herring, in a game so boring I can't remember whose turn it is, and it doesn't matter. Goanna the cheating dunderlizard, who feigns absence rather than expose his ELITE 'puter-bought troops to having their berets dimpled. Meeksie, my Stuart crew just had another can of spinach, and you're not gonna like what they see. Since you are all imaginary, I'm imagining you all dead, and quite enjoying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Berli, a map of your utmost evil if you would be so kind, Sir.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Inbound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Lession #3 from the Wildman Book of Stupidity Charge in and then call in a prep barrage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Wow. The colors have suddenly improved-- it no longer hurts my eyes to read this thread. Well, that's not entirely true- it still hurts my eyes, but it no longer has anything to do with the colors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Seanachai old friend, why do I feel like Sean Connery or Robert Shaw in Robin and Marion Two old adversaries, breaking out the linement and epson salts. Once again, to drag our arthritic and aged bones out of the barcalounger, to strap on the rusty greeves and do battle, dreaming of the younger men we once were. Very well, it will be winging it's way to you shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harpooner Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Mensh-I have a game file from you and we shall shortly commence with the blood letting. I am good for two+ turns per day with updates on my victim's slaughter. LEEO-Your perfidiousness will not go unmolested. I will cut out your vile wormtoungue and use it as chum to lure great whites into the crosshairs of my harpoon. You will meet your demise with due alacrity. Stuka-After I finish sending the various pieces of your minion back to you in shoeboxes, you too shall be terminated with extreme prejudice. I enjoy stomping on ants. Bwa hahaha! BWA hahaha! BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!! Chrisl;-Please send my secret weapons and any appropriate instruciones a la address de cjpurdin@yahoo.com, por favor. Gracias. The rest of you can all nuff off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Lucke Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: Incoherent gibbering that possibly serves as some form of communication among those species that lack opposable thumbs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Argh! That I should have to debase myself by entering this place once more --- and not to mention the time expended in gowning up first! OK, Monkey-boy! ...er, mensch! Where the hell are you hiding?!? The NSSB part deux thread is steadily dropping in the ratings --- time to get back in there and do something to catch the public's attention! Take some hostages, hijack a spy-plane --- whatever! Just quit throwing your own feces at the gawking crowds around here (it'll take more than that to impress this jaded bunch of dilettantes anyway), put yr human suit back on, and get out there! I'll be along in awhile --- after I've showered and had a change of clothes... [ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: von Lucke ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Harpy, old bum-worm. Your instrument of destruction is in your in box this very morrow.. En Garde! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Originally posted by Stuka: [qb]Berli, a map of your utmost evil if you would be so kind, Sir.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Inbound[/QB] Thank you your evilness, no matter what everyone says about you, your'e not all that much of a complete bastage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 On a brighter note, aren't the new colours more relaxing? The white was just so...bland...a bit like Seanaeichmaneooueveririst's humour, just what does "smugly defensive" mean anyway? This khaki, it reminds me of something much more traditional, more staid, more 'old school'. I know! It's Seanies underwear draw! Muuahahahahaaaaaaa......... Bien supa bien supa thingy bien supa supa thingy bein supa thingy thingy thingy.... (all copyright royalties are to be forwarded to the estate of Chuppy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Good Morning! Before I get banned I'd like to thank my collaborators on this as well as say that any after-the-fact apologies will be insincere. And now: An Ode to Cesspoolers: A lot of people ask me... stupid fecking questions A lot of people think that... what I say in the ‘Pool or what I talk about in the ‘Pool, I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it Well, crap... if you believe that then I'll kill you You know why? Cuz I'm a CESSPOOLER CESSPOOLER You goddam right I'm a CESSPOOLER Yeah, I'm a CESSPOOLER My words are like a 88 pointed right at your head One flash: bang! Hey jerk, you’re dead whether you're a troll or grog Or a ModSlut, MadMatt or a “fix-this-now!” freak Ammo or load - hate grogs? The answer's "yes" friggin geek Grogophobic? Nah, you're just Pooleraphobic Starin at your screen, watchin my uber-tanks firin’ (Ooh!) That's my friggin’ force choice, you'd better stay back of em They belong in my battleorder, you'll never get hold of em “Hey, it's me, Heidman! Whoops, somebody shot me! Owww! And I was just trying to say for the 60th time...” WE don’t give a futz if you’ve got your nuts in a bind! How many wins you expectin to post after your second turn makes you a favorite bunker host? C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like grogs, now and then Right, Dorosh? Dig in and say AMEN! “Please BTS, this boy needs Penging Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new disk, I read one of Maxumus’ posts and used mine to slit my wrists” And to think, it's just little ol' me, Each of us, Mr. "Don't Give A Crap," and we still won't leave I'm a CESSPOOLER Cuz every time I write a post, these people think it's just dross, to tell em how I feel the most - I guess I'm a CESSPOOLER but I don't gotta reply, I just whip ass and keep goin, I don't take crap from no one I'm a CESSPOOLER - an animal caged who turned crazed But how the feck you supposed to post nice when you just get flamed? So as I stayed longer and I got a lot smarter My patience shrunk smaller, but my ire got larger I drink hard liquor to screw me up quicker than you'd wanna send me a set up for My morals went thhbbpp when Matt starting waving his keys Thinks he’s hot stuff for just a minor employee Now don't ignore us, you won't avoid us You can't miss us, we’re rude, short-tempered and happy to slap your newbie ass with a line of crude We’re the bad guys who make fun of tools that try To buy their way into the Pool You trying to be one of us Cesspoolers, we as crazy as Pan *kch* the maniac's in Replacin the grog, cause Scott C couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin his place “Mm-mm-mmm!” Oh, that's Scott with an M1 to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you Scott, you should've surrendered anyway (*bang*) I guess that'll teach you to play with the wrong people, eh? I'm a CESSPOOLER Cuz every time I write a post, these people think it's just dross, to tell em how I feel the most - I guess I'm a CESSPOOLER but I don't gotta reply, I just whip ass and keep goin, I don't take crap from no one Windows tinted on my tank when I drive in it So when I frag a bank, house, store, run right over who’s in it So I'll be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it I'll hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the reinforcements Fire at the spotter trying to friggin pry in my business Die, Ladders, bastards, brats, grogs This newbie’s lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a damn and got bored, I'd stick a straw in a bottle Hit my head with a brick and read crap on the main board You rule-quoting grogs ain't brave enough to say the stuff we say, so this gate is shut Hell, half the crap we say, we just make it up To make you mad so kiss our hairy cess-covered ass And if it's not a ‘Pooler that I make it as I’ll be a feckin lawyer doin’ Ms Scales of Justass We’re CESSPOOLERS Cuz every time we write a post, these people think it's just dross, to tell em how we feel the most - guess we’re just CESSPOOLERS but we don't gotta reply, we just whip ass and keep goin, we don't take crap from no one [ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: Iskander ] [ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: Iskander ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Thank you for your kind words Seanachjkfhei. It leads me into my next topic....Beer. Some of you may have seen me on the beercam thing. Well my thoughts are that we should try to set up a date for as many of us that have access to a local beercam to go to these bars at the same time. There is one in London, the one in Chicago is supposed to open in the next week or so...Think about it gang..Here is the link so you can see if there is a bar near you. http://www.onlinevenue.com/onlinestore/stellacam/stellacam_index.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 chrisl, your scenario arrived safely. I will send the first turn to harpooner this evening. Oh, wait. I was about to send this post, but realized there is not an ounce, nary a gram, of bile in this message. harpooner, your “bwahahahaha” crap is mewling drivel which only confirms to those few members of the flat-earth society who haven’t yet realized the fact that you are genetically incapable of forming cogent, let alone malevolent, derision. So, bugger off back to your monkey like diligence in thumb-humping pastimes. That’s a good proto-hominid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: Thank you for your kind words Seanachjkfhei. It leads me into my next topic....Beer. Some of you may have seen me on the beercam thing. Well my thoughts are that we should try to set up a date for as many of us that have access to a local beercam to go to these bars at the same time. There is one in London, the one in Chicago is supposed to open in the next week or so...Think about it gang..Here is the link so you can see if there is a bar near you. http://www.onlinevenue.com/onlinestore/stellacam/stellacam_index.asp<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The question that we Phans are pondering is Is there a bar with free beers near us? hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 The squire known as Iskander has disturbed us, yes disturbed indeed when he posted the purported literature labelled as: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>And now: An Ode to Cesspoolers: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We are disturbed on several levels: 1. That a mere squire would dare to speak for, and indeed AS, the CessPool as a hole. 2. That the {gag}Ode was as vile as it indeed was. 3. That we actually welcomed this squirming little worm into our bosom (sit down Bauhaus) only to find that he actually resembles a leech! I can offer three possible reasons for his incomprehensible posting: (a) jd has been FAR more liberal in his use of the brick than any other Knight/Sponsor. (Iskander REALLY liked Elvis' idea of BEER and decided to get a head start. (Iskander is FAR more ... Unusual ... than our vetting would have suggested. On a separate, but more satisfying issue, be it known that from this day forward my sig file is now my own again. My honorable partial servitude to the evil and (need I say) gamey PeterNZer has been completed and I hereby request that HE remove my name from HIS sig file. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmatt Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Getting too big, start a new one. Madmatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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