Herr Oberst Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: ... Such a storm hadn't been seen in years. In fact, it was The Perfect Storm. the winds howled and the rain lashed at him while Mace... [ 06-15-2001: Message edited by: Herr Oberst ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> snuffed out the last few sizzling hairs left on his body... On the spur of the moment, Mace glanced over at the FAQ and saw that it was only 3 posts from the bottom of the page. "Yes, sweet jesus, I can do something worthwhile for possibly the first time in my life!" Just as he reached over and gave the FAQ a bump back to the top of the first page... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Just as he reached over and gave the FAQ a bump back to the top of the first page...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...he was enveloped in a shaft of golden light, a large hand pointed at him from the sky and a booming but somewhat peaceful voice said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...he was enveloped in a shaft of golden light, a large hand pointed at him from the sky and a booming but somewhat peaceful voice said...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..."You bloody wanker, look what you just did, you let the FAQ drop to page3!!!! This has forced me to di..." .."BAAAAAA".. "I will be there in just a second dear, now where was I.. Oh yes Mace you have forced me to...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: ..."Oh yes Mace you have forced me to...."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..."deliver pestulance and disease upon all your uber-hamsters. Yea verily! Upon all faqers Hamsters! For forsooth, their eyeballs shall whither in the skulls, and the shooting of the rifle shall be for naught! Their little paws shalleth dropeth offeth, and the steering of the tank, and the pusheth of the cannon firing mechanismeth and loading of the projectileth...all for naught! further(eth), they shallt becometh liketh the.... [ 06-16-2001: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: further(eth), they shallt becometh liketh the....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Maximuseth and getting tongue tied-eth whilest tryingeth to speaketh in Bible Talkish. At this very momenteth, the wrathest of Godeth cameth down and swooshedeth awayeth of the Perfecteth Stormeth. So aseth the prison boatish cameth to a calmer state-ish, Mace realizedeth that they wereth now in Down Undereth. "Now then, whateth shalleth thou we do?" Mace asked. "I know!" said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...Maximuseth and getting tongue tied-eth whilest tryingeth to speaketh in Bible Talkish. At this very momenteth, the wrathest of Godeth cameth down and swooshedeth awayeth of the Perfecteth Stormeth. So aseth the prison boatish cameth to a calmer state-ish, Mace realizedeth that they wereth now in Down Undereth. "Now then, whateth shalleth thou we do?" Mace asked. "I know!" said...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> said Maceth. "All this silly talketh really haseth me tongue-tiedeth. I thereforeth proposeth that we-eth createth our own nativeth language. We can craft this language so that it makes sense." Roight. Let's start off with some simple words. First, we'll call everyone our "mate", man or woman it won't matter. And yes, that'll cover the sheep as well. More convenient that way. Second, we need some other cool words that no-one else understands... like instead of "good" or "cool", we'll use "bonzer". And we'll call our kids after some of the native animals. I'd much rather have to remember one name as opposed to a bunch. So we'll call them all "joeys". Third, us being the scum of the earth an all, we need to look down on someone. How 'bout those blokes on that island over there. Yeah, we'll call them Kiwis, like the small fuzzy round fruit. And... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: said Maceth. "All this silly talketh really haseth me tongue-tiedeth. I thereforeth proposeth that we-eth createth our own nativeth language. We can craft this language so that it makes sense." Roight. Let's start off with some simple words. First, we'll call everyone our "mate", man or woman it won't matter. And yes, that'll cover the sheep as well. More convenient that way. Second, we need some other cool words that no-one else understands... like instead of "good" or "cool", we'll use "bonzer". And we'll call our kids after some of the native animals. I'd much rather have to remember one name as opposed to a bunch. So we'll call them all "joeys". Third, us being the scum of the earth an all, we need to look down on someone. How 'bout those blokes on that island over there. Yeah, we'll call them Kiwis, like the small fuzzy round fruit. And...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....Now for something completely different... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: ....Now for something completely different...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....Have you ever wondered what microbes think about? Do they.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted June 18, 2001 Author Share Posted June 18, 2001 ...wonder if life is fair? but as billionaire jimmy james once said, "if life were fair, there wouldn't be rich people." ya know, like... ( to be continued at new FAQ ) [ 06-18-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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