mini Goanna Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 I couldn'y get my name/password to work from my wifes piece of crap computer from home, so I had to re-register. As I told a couple of you yesterday during PBEM, I an going away for a week to a conference and will not be able to play any CM, or even check the posts on info, updates, etc. until next Saturday. So hold your PBEMs if I havent talked to you already and if you want to give me some good sledging on the board, make sure you include my name so I can find your excuse for wit easily with the search function when I return. Here, I'll get you started. Major Tom - you enjoy the respite and get those tanks ready cuz I will butcher the remaining platoon of your infantry when I return. Rememeber you cant hold buildings with tanks. Peng/Elvis - you two can soften each other up and I will be back next weekend to bend the both of you over, so ready the hard drugs. Berli - don't even get me started on this pathetic clone of McClellan/Montgomery. Our game will be over before you are done training your reinforcements. This is a lot like quitting smoking. ------------------ . . . we don't gnaw on our kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 Who needs to HOLD buildings when you have 2 StuG's, 2 Halftracks and a Tiger vs. 3 smoldering Hellcats and the scattered bits of what you would like to call Infantry? All I have to do is finish leveling your buildings with my THREE tanks, call in my plethora of Artillery and have my remaining Platoons leisurely walk over and claim the victory points (notice platoons is PLURAL! Plural means more than one for you illiterate former convicts over there in Australia). Gone away on business, eh? Or are you just cowering and crying in the corner of your room, too terrrified to check your e-mail and see your poor troops, er, cannon fodder blown to bits by 88mm HE shells. It will be nice to kick your butt 2 PBEM games in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 I must say the Autralian Lizard is giving me a good game in CE. I thought I'd kill him helligood in short order but he just won't die as much as he should. Swine. I think he is playing sober or something, although that would probably put him at a disadvantage since he can't seem to function without significant amounts of lubrication. Nope, I bet he is ripped to the tits on alcohol, pot and toad poison. His business trip is more likley the detox clinic...that toad poison is a bitch to come down off of. Well, sober or drunk, he has no armor and I do. he is doomed. Peng out ------------------ Peng sez "die a lot now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 Watch out though! Goanna is the master of invisible Infantry tactics. He tells his troops that they are invisible and to march right into my field of fire, and any casualties that result are just mere coincidence. Oh yeah, QUIT SAYING HELLI!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 Doomed against me too. You know I saw Goannas name so much on the board that I was afraid to play him (kinda how I have never challenged Fionn). But it looks like I'm gonna be 2-0 vs him aand I don't think he'll be any better after detox. (Note to Board members..never tell anyone you are going away..all sorts of strange and barbaric **** will be said about you while you're gone and you can't do anything about it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullethead Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 Elvis said: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>never tell anyone you are going away..all sorts of strange and barbaric **** will be said about you while you're gone and you can't do anything about it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hell, that's not as bad as going through the guy's footlocker, stealing his smokes, and then telling everybody what perverted and depraved toys you found in there ------------------ -Bullethead jtweller@delphi.com WW2 AFV Photos: people.delphi.com/jtweller/tanks/tanks.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 A "clone of McClellan/Montgomery" am I? God if I'm a clone of them, you must be the clone of some pasifist school girl in Kansas. I mean, even Bauhaus is kicking your butt. Well, enjoy your trip... you only have defeat to look forward to when you return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 I just re-read the post that started this thing off and that is some pretty damn bold talk for a bastard that has yet to win a single stinking game. Horsewhip the SOB. no, flogging is too good for the likes of him. It is time for the mothership to take him on board and commence with the medical experiments. Peng out ------------------ Peng sez "die a lot now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 Bullet....I did that once to Peng..hee hee..he was ssssooo pissed....I still laugh about it. He looked so dejected when it happened. PS..Head we never have played a game. Want to shoot me an email with a game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 Major Tom, Peng/Elvis & Bauhaus, Hey there. Got a question for you. Do you think the "mini" in his new name is in referance to the style of dress he wears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knaust Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 oh noooooooooo!...Goanna dont go away...just now I was taking your Stugs on Chance Encounter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 Come to think of it I think I may be the only one on the board to not kick your little bitch ass Berli. Elvis (full of piss and vineger from kicking Peng around all night) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Come to think of it I think I may be the only one on the board to not kick your little bitch ass Berli.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, I'd hate to have you miss the opportunity... just e-mail me the setup ------------------ Dan Brown dbrown@owc.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 13, 2000 Share Posted February 13, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Major Tom, Peng/Elvis & Bauhaus, Hey there. Got a question for you. Do you think the "mini" in his new name is in referance to the style of dress he wears?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I wouldn't put it past Joanna. However, I would probably attribute this new name to some sort of personal biological discovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted February 14, 2000 Share Posted February 14, 2000 Whoa, Tom's hella-stressed! DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted February 14, 2000 Share Posted February 14, 2000 fine, I get back in town and mini-skirt, as he shall now be known as, leaves town. And right when I'm making a push into the village. I personally believe he's actually taking holiday to finalize......The Surgery...a pecker-ectomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 14, 2000 Share Posted February 14, 2000 RESPECT MY AUTHOR-O-TI!! [This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 02-13-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 14, 2000 Share Posted February 14, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I would probably attribute this new name to some sort of personal biological discovery<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL damn, I wish I had thought of that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted February 16, 2000 Share Posted February 16, 2000 GODDAMMITSTOPSAYINGHELLA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 16, 2000 Share Posted February 16, 2000 I think that Mr.Ping has cracked under the stress of not having Joanna around to comfort him at night, wisper sweet nothing's in his ear, and to pleasure him in ways no small wannged, mini skirt wearing, Austrialian has ever done in his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knaust Posted February 16, 2000 Share Posted February 16, 2000 Goanna.......not Joanna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 16, 2000 Share Posted February 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Knaust: Goanna.......not Joanna! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry Knuts, my bad! Still, by the style of his playing, should not his name be Joanna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knaust Posted February 16, 2000 Share Posted February 16, 2000 hehe Tom!....Joanna (ooppss Goanna! ) accepted my challenge on Chance Encounter..he as Germans coz I said that the krauts has no chance on there! In his absence wanna try a game with me as Americans?...just to see if I am wrong! If you wish send me the deploy file! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted February 16, 2000 Share Posted February 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Knaust: Goanna.......not Joanna! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Based on the surgery he's, errr....now she's undergoing, it is now being changed to Joanna. Ms. Joanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted February 16, 2000 Share Posted February 16, 2000 Hey, Knaustwit! Sent that CE file you were begging for. I still don't understand your desire to get beaten so badly on the battlefield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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