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A more suitable headline would be: It Came For The Dessert

The pic is a little misleading. That bird is a finch, which is very small as far as birds go. Still, that is one huge spider. *shudder* I saw a few Golden Orbs when I was in Oz earlier this year and the really weird thing was, the people there seemed to like them. wth?

Hey baby, what's say we liquidate some of your assets, yeah?

I got all confused for a moment. I've corrected my post to reference the wanna-be Olde One, who is also not an Olde One at all. As for Joe, I think it was the "Olde Foul..." part that mixed me up. That, and a shortage of sleep. I wonder if he'll ever make a trip to Calgary. I love being quasi-annually audited, or at least our government seems to think so.

I'd like you better if you taunted us to "bring it on", then went and got your wife to back you up after only a few reply posts. Are you willing to do that? Meh, gone are the good ol' days I keep reading about. If members keep dropping off like this, I'll soon be an Olde One, just like dalem.

Yeah sure, Government-boy. Your idea of anarchy is throwing paperclips in the garbage instead of re-using them. ...uh, not that I'm advocating ever doing that. Reuse, recycle, reduce.

No, thank you. I've had my fill.

I searched and found his last post was in this very thread on the 11th. It looked political in nature so maybe that was the reason for the ban...?

This has a familiar ring to it. Where've I heard this before? Oh, yes, that's it... "I know just how to whisper and I know just how to cry; I know just where to find the answers; and I know just how to lie. I know just how to fake it and I know just how to scheme; I know just when to face the truth and then I know just when to dream. And I know just where to touch you and I know just what to prove I know when to pull you closer and I know when to let you loose. And I know the night is fading and I know that time's gonna fly; And I'm never gonna tell you ev'rything I've got to tell you But I know I've got to give it a try. And I know the roads to riches and I know the ways to fame; I know all the rules and then I know how to break them. And I always know the name of the game. But I don't know how to leave you..."

If by 'okay' you mean that the extra set of legs she's grown doesn't impede her quality of life, well then, yes, she's 'okay'.

Or perhaps more appropriately, Joe Shaw: All Goad, All The Time. Which, I suppose, is far better than, Joe Shaw: All Gout, All The Time.

At least Americans excel at something, even if it is just 'caring less'. I can hear the arguments now... Person 1: I could care less. Person 2: I could care less that you care less. Person 1: I could care even less that you care less that I care less...

I hope you mean he was delicious in a milk chocolatey kind of way (as opposed to the tender, juicy, savoury way that the French prefer).

Say hello to my litre friend.

Oh sure, here I thought he was joking when he asked the question but you go and give him a serious answer. What will you tell him to do next, actually contemplate his answer when asked "Do I look fat in this"...?

Lose the pen!s and grow a pair of breasts and you'll no doubt be worthy of the kind of hate you are longing for from at least one idjit 'round these parts. Edit: Can you believe the word 'pen!s' is subject to censorship here? What's next, the word 'cock' (as in rooster, of course)?

Well, that's one sure-fire way to deal with head lice. *groan*

What is it that they say? Oh yeah. Fixed that for ya.

Did ya ever think that maybe he's like the Social Outcast in school, who just wants to be liked? Isn't it obvious just how important we are to him; how important it is that we accept him? Isn't that why he's still here? Really. We should all be flattered that we're worth the time and effort that he puts in here. We truly matter to him.

Not to be confused with the Peacemaker - that's Stuka's role. Also, not to be confused with the Pacecar - that's MrPeng's role. Definitely, not to be confused with the Packhorse - that's Joe's role. Most certainly, not to be confused with the Pacifier - that's stoat's toy. And don't go near the Paddock - that's Yeknodthon's home. Don't write about the Paddle - that's Seanachai's thing. Whatever you do, don't mention your Package - no one wants to read about it. When The Thread goes over 300 posts, it gets the Padlock - that's Battlefront's role. Me? I'm in it for the Pad Thai.

I think you stumbled upon the reason Joe's bothered by transdressers. ...He can't stand the competition.

The wiki photo of Karen Black isn't very flattering. This youtube video gives a way better portrayal of her...

I was busy being creeped out by Big Bird and Cookie Monster the year that ToT aired.

Hey, Mr. Stickler For Details... it's Prairie Oyster (as in singular), and they're not so much a "duo" as they are a "group". Your googlefu has failed you, my friend. And as a matter of interest (well, maybe not to you but to some), the lead singer of the group is said to fit a size 17 shoe.

CareerBuilder.com Jobs, eh...? Looking for a new career, MeatEtr?