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*Sir 37mm slips into the Cesspool… all sly & suspicious like* In an unusually syrupy voice Sir 37mm speaks ... Oh Justicar… could you again explain to me just what exactly the ‘right of first refusal’ entails. For instance what would happen if one Knight (who hasn’t the right of first refusal) wants to raise to squire a serf WHILST another Knight (who has the right of first refusal) wants to keep the serf a serf?

Nidan1 you pathetic snot! You ain’t even good enough to have the aspiration of being up MY nose! I mean you’re being brutalised by my Romanians! Romanians with popguns! I suppose the best thing that can be said about you is that you somehow manage to send the correct turns to the correct people (when you send them)… most unlike Bumbling Boo.

Dear frigging Peng in a drainpipe! I must say I’m surprised by my own surprise at Joe Shaw’s incredulous ability to add ‘rules & regulations’ to a simple, fricking ‘Quick Battle’! I expect he’ll need to see my bank statements and have my turn triple signed by my next of kin before we even get to the bleedin’ set-up screen! Oh & he too sent me the EXACT same nonsense in a supposedly private fricking email (Joe does it really count as private if its entire contents have already been posted in the ‘Pool?)!

Yes Stickypixie, you can take my place on the 'Full Investigation of Seanachai's Actions' committee. Of course as there are no more non-thread closing actions of Seanachai left to investigate...

Damn... I was hoping nobody had noticed that I suppose this mean I have to give up GRACE, hand back my FISA card... * Sir 37mm sobs* ... and return the keys to my FISA-Mobile *Sir 37mm breaks down*

No… surely not… please Dear soddin Peng in my soup, anything but ANOTHER committee! Not that another committee is really needed anyhow for it is plain for all to see… Juan-gigante represents the trash of the ‘Pool. NG Cavscout represents the US of A. I represent the entire planet AND, fittingly, therefore act as Chairman (a position especially fitting as I was the senior volunteer with the finest stenographer). Boo, meanwhile, represents the unwilling Justicarate … sorry I mean the unwilling Boo represents the Justicarate. There is NO issue… and if there is an issue, which there isn’t, it could be that our ‘otherwise near as useless as to tell no difference’ grammar grog may be able to help us out with resolving this non-issue. Nidan1 step forth & speaketh! [ May 20, 2006, 05:00 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]

Bad idea is my middle name...

I was appointed by the Cesspool to sort out the hideous mess involving stoat (stoat himself cannot be solved... except, perhaps, by dropping him from a great height). I'm sorting it, therefore I’m following orders not giving them… see, it’s quite simple really!

Well the FISA panel has clearly shown the way Two of us say fling him to the ozzies & be done with it. One of us is a brownnosing little creep… Justicarlicious, yuk! And one of us, unfortunately, is a Boo & matters little. 2-0-0... the Ozzies get to keep him So Joe why don’t you be a good little Justicar, perform your ceremonial duties & sort stoat out pronto?

Unless FISA gets an immediate report, from either rleete or Seanachai, on stoat’s status I propose that we do indeed make stoat a squire of Mace. Boo Radley, Juan_gigante & NG Cavscout... your opinions please?

Why, you drooling, white-flag waving girly-girl, would a picture of a pig remind me of a toilet? It wouldn’t, would it? … unless I’d once flushed a piglet down the loo or sumfink… but what would the chances of that really be? Heck I don’t even reckon a piglet would get round the u-bend, so the whole idea is just implausible… laughable really. So look here Mister I’m a smelly think I know-it-all when I don’t and everybody damn well knows it, I categorically deny ever flushing piglets down anybody’s loo! And as for Fantasies! Fantasies! Who’s talking about fantasies? I’ll tell you who… you, ya great big feckwit! If you’re fantasising about me fantasising about me getting it on with rednecked dollar then that only tells me one of two possible things is going on here… (Yankeedoodle) You fantasising about me fantasising about me getting it on with rednecked dollar is really just your way of transferring your own fantasies about you getting it on with rednecked dollar over me… I mean onto me (Bisto) You fantasising about me fantasising about me getting it on with rednecked dollar is just another example of how sad & pathetic you've become (or, I suppose, always bloody been) for you're unable to even put up with youreslf in your own fantasies... you’re only able to watch kinda thing. So you fantasise about me getting it on with rednecked dollar as an acceptable surrogate for your own fantasies. Either way accept this, you rock rubbing deviant… rednecked dollar is way outa your league! And another bleedin thing, I KNOW you have underwear older than me… remember how many times I’ve had to run your bloody bath? And still nobody believes me when I say that I found the best way to clean your undergarments was with uranium hexafluoride.

The picture that the damned Finn brought in here triggered a memory… that’s a special moment for me You did, you did TOO! You told me to raise rednecked dollar AND you told me it was for the good of the ' Pool… at least I think you did… and in the end, isn’t that what counts anyway? You cur… you know naught about underwear!

Boo, my ill-fitting former-companion, what were rednecked dollars first words in the 'pool again? And before you start making a mess of yourself… no, that’s not right … And before you finish making a mess of yourself, I’m asking YOU because YOU told me to raise the bloody faux-waffler in the first place… but I forget why, you see? I only remember the stain on my honour… not the details PS How does it feel to be outflanked by a master of the art whilst you’re left stumbling around punching thin air?

I’ve made contact with JD Morse… … … *Sir 37mm adds one more to his ‘Lawyers remaining’ counter’

I think he could manage to conjur up a plague of rules & regulations?

Oh dear fracking Peng in a washing machine… I need to get wrecked I expect Joe will already be busy editing away… by the time he’s done I imagine he'll have me sounding like a complete imbecile [ May 14, 2006, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]

The Justicars website says you’re from Kansas or sumfink… actually that’s ALL the Justicars website says about you… bleedin hell at least ‘mostly harmless’ is descriptive!

I… just don’t understand I mean THREE TIMES! Three fecking times I was DENIED and this, this thing is allowed! Like I said… I just don’t understand

Oh come on! Can any of us do that?

I cannot find any of Boo’s infantry; there are probably three main reasons for this… (You’re) He’s intimidated by me (Fired) He’s probably not had his bath for awhile… that tends to make him ‘flighty’ (And good riddance) He doesn’t send enough turns … oh and perhaps all the trees have something to do with it

Did lawyers ever have that requirement? I just assumed a healthy appetite for human souls was requirement enough?

Well young lady I think you’ll find that they amount to pretty much the same thing… challenge me & IF you show enough spunk I’ll grant you the honour of FORCING you to surrender

Stoat you disgusting, little, teeny-bopping, toad-licking, v42below-wannabee freak! I DEMAND that you challenge me, send me a set-up & THEN surrender on the first turn, it’d be a cheap victory I know, but what can I say… I’m desperate

NG Cavscout if your name was Travis this would be appropriate Though as you’re name isn’t Travis it probably turns out to be inappropriate… so deal with it (note: link borrowed from CMBB forum) PS ‘Brit basher’ my arse! You’re playing for the right to keep your, probably undeserved, ‘Spanker of the Swedish’ title not for you to collect another one!

Well woo-tee-bloody-doo I was wondering when you’d dare show yourself around these parts… it’s a good job you’ve returned when I'm in one of me famous happy-go-lucky moods. OTHERWISE lad, you’d now be getting the BOOTing of your bleedin’ life! Now, instead, why don't you make me a happy Knight & continue in your quest to belittle Juan_gigante the former-squire of the ever-absent v42below and also the favoured of the just-a-carrot (aka Juan’s a brownnosing little twerp)? Oh & I suppose there’s the small matter of a slightly late turn