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Joe-bob is talking to himself again. It's quite pathetic really, but at least that way he can pretend he has someone to talk to.

Don't be silly, everyone knows that the proper term is "carry-all". Didn't they show you people Seinfeld in the retirement village?

Well, well, look what the grog dragged in. An actor/director from Queens? That's too easy even for me. We need someone truly primitive to take this one...oh stikkypixie!!!

In case you've fallen behind the eight ball (which you frequently do), Her Majesty is no longer putting up with me. I am out of favour for reasons unknown. Now quit yappin' and send me my turn.

At least when I wasn't sending my turns I had the decency not to post in the Cess. When you get over your daily chocolate overdose, send me a turn before I follow Seanachai's example and piss on you from a considerable height, or even...nah...that would make it too hard to aim.

Ooooh, sombody has learned to use the search function. Congratulations! It isn't much, but apparently it's more than Old Foul Joe can accomplish. Now, memorize all the post in the threads you linked, and scream them at the top of your lungs out in public. Be sure to use proper bolding during your recitations. </font>

The idea of expending effort to make my posts easier on your eyes is laughable.

BTW - urefinger, who appeared here around the same time I did (purely coincidental I assure you), was sent to Coventry and subsequently banned by BFC.

Joe Some of this may be useful for your site, or not. Peng's early taunts/sayings http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=002103;p=1 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=006273;p=1 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=006813;p=3 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=006970;p=1 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=007143#000004 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=007824#000013 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=007752#000007 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=008210#000018 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=009260#000000 References to the Cesspool http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=009906;p=1 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=010052#000015 The Original Cesspool (pages 1 and 2 are a bit stuffed, best viewed from page 3 onward, p24 idea of Cesspool proposed and taken up by Seanachai p25) http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/007077-3.html A Fake Cesspool is reborn http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=011565;p=1 The True Cesspool is reborn http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=011566;p=1 and BTS admits that is here to stay: http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=011566;p=104 The first Aussie Peng thread: http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=13;t=013030;p=1

I know my the last interval between my turns was 5 months, but that doesn't mean you should be browsing the net when you could be sending me my turn!!!

Aaaaaah! Make the smilies stop!

Stop whining and check your email, the uk yahoo one.

Pretty much. I was knighted by the Queen, but considering all the feathers ruffled, the fact that I was being knighted alongside SturmSebber, and the Justicar's ruling that I cannot be a kanniget and remain Squire to the Queen at the same time, I voluntarily gave up the knighthood. I was to earn my knighthood by completing a PBEM with stikky. The game is still going - rejoice, stikky! I am installing CMBB on my new laptop as I type. Your doom (or was it victory?) will be in your inbox soon.

You might want to size it down a bit... http://www.volobuev.com/photos/image.php?name=aubr20030802_anton004.jpg

Joe, Although I am currently, for reasons unbeknownst to me, out of favour with Her Majesty, I am still, as far as I know, squire to the Queen. However, if my services are no longer required by Her Majesty, I am happy to be left off the list of squires. After all, what the mighty of this world give, they also take away.

*moved to new thread*

For those fo you playing fiefdom in the Cheery Waffle aliance - can you please get int outch with Lars or Leeo on in game messaging and make yourselves known. We are trying to avoid unnecessary blue on blue. This round feels too much like the US army.

For those fo you playing fiefdom in the Cheery Waffle aliance - can you please get int outch with Lars or Leeo on in game messaging and make yourselves known. We are trying to avoid unnecessary blue on blue. This round feels too much like the US army.

Fair enough, just keep that thing of yours on a leash... Also, rap is really not your thing. That was as bad as that deleted scene from "Along Came Polly"...crap...I just talked myself into a hole, didn't I? Make room 37beerbottles, I'll be joining you for a little while. Nuts.

Dear Blosom Rosy, (I'm presuming from your misspelling of my name you have dispensed with the custom of spelling and bolding knights' and squires' names, so I shall do the same) If he's yours, quit whining about our unfinished game (last time I checked there was no minimum time frame within which a turn must be returned, so I'll take my time, thankyouverrymuch), take him down to the nearest pound and put the poor sod out of his misery. It is obvious that the strain being put on his puny brain by the desire he has to fit in here, combined with the lack of his ability to do so, is too much for the lad. He is spraying expletives (not to mention his saliva) left right and centre in no particular pattern, offending the Ladies of the Pool (ok, so it was one Lady, but who's counting) and has beaten himself half to death in a rather perplexing attempt to converse with me. In a word, he's just too much like you lately and it's freaking me out, please fix or do somefink.

I have to say, up until this moment, I have never seen someone kick themselves 13 times just to try and prove a point. I hope that hurt. By the way, who does this thing belong to again? What is it doing walking around without a leash and a muzzle? My, the standards around here have dropped! When will the knights remember that with squires comes not only great entertainment, but also responsibility. Especially when the cranial circumference of the squire is as tiny as implied by this one's username. Good day to you! <font size=8>SPLAT!!! </font> Aah, crap! Bloody perfect! The damn thing has left a Christmas present on the only clean part of the Cesspool - the way out. Come here and lick this off my shoe, sparky, lest I give you a side swipe BOOT to wipe it on your side. That's a good boy. Run along now, I'm sure your master is already looking for you and has lots of fun things *shudder* planned.

Stikky, it was upon completion of the battle that I was to become a knight, regardless of the result. So that is not the reason for my lack of turn sending. I blame you and, of course, Grog Dorosh.

Watch that mouth of yours, usurper, lest I have to sew it up. Do not think for one minute that I have forgotten about your treachery. The "thrown" still smells funny after your shortlived and illigitmate "reign". You can take the sheep off the Aussie...

¡You idjot! Alt+168 and alt+173 give the "¿" and "¡" symbols. ¿Comprendes, товарищь? snip...</font>

¡You idjot! Alt+168 and alt+173 give the "¿" and "¡" symbols. ¿Comprendes, товарищь? snip...</font>