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The happy Justicar travels on his new job with his favorite Stenographer. I bet you guys are all jealous. Persephone [ March 06, 2002, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

Hiram, don't worry, I won't defend that Justicar wannabe Croda...he's all yours to abuse as you wish...and I'll enjoy watching. Persephone

A day without Hiram is like a day with sunshine. Persephone

AussieJeff and Noba, I am honored that you suggested that I take on the position of Deputy Justicar even though the Olde Ones and Joe would be totally against it. I believe I am lacking in all qualities necessary to be in that highly honored position. I decided not to list all of those qualities...let me just say, I do not see any similarities between Joe and I. I certainly hope nobody else here sees any similarities also. But I do feel that I am much more qualified than Croda for the position. Persephone

Dalem, don't worry about annoying me...the important thing is to annoy all the other pillocks on the thread...especially the Olde Ones. After all, you are the Knight of persiflage. Persephone P.S. You're right, I don't call Berli "Dear"...I call him Berlipoo. [ March 05, 2002, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

Mensch, LOL. Thank you for improving the pictures. They did have that unfinished look that was just begging to be finished. So I see I'm not the only Paintmonkey around here. Persephone

As a matter of fact, yes I do...but maybe I can top you on annoying songs... One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong. Can you tell which thing is not like the others, By the time I finish my song? ? Gee Dalem, I hope that song doesn't get stuck in your head. Persephone [Edited to put in a disclaimer: I did not retouch these photos. Yes, Peng really does have a Berli trademark goatee. Seanachai, it's your turn now to grow a goatee.] [ March 05, 2002, 03:56 AM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

Croda, what is "wenom" suppose to mean? You're just like one of Hiram's substitute teachers from his school days...You can threaten to send him and everyone else to Coventry but nobody is going to take you seriously. You should just give it up...you nong! **Sniff** I miss Joe already! Persephone

Ha! I knew it!! I'm telling Berli!!!!</font>

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I was counting along with Sesame Street the other day, got up to 20 without missing one when it suddenly occurred to me that a certain quire was referring to a private email. THIS IS AN OUTRAGEOUS BREACH OF TRUST AND, AND, AND I'M SO INCENSED WITH ANGER I CAN BARELY KEEP ME BREAKFAST THISTLE DOWN. At first I didn't know who or what you were talking about. In regards to what you're alluding to: it was a private conversation, and as such has no place on this or any other public forum without my permission. Have you gone daft? Could you imagine the ugliness that could fall upon the MBT should posting e-mail conversations with intent too stir up trouble be considered acceptable behavior? This forum lost the wisdom and insight of one Fionn Kelly in part because of e-mail message abuse, and I'll have no part of it, and will not discuss this subject further. But I'm magnanimous and forgiving... Pillock Idjit Yeknod</font>

Hmmmmm....looks like Pawbroon has some competition. Persephone

PondScum, Yeknod wasn't sweet-talking me...he was sweet-talking Joe Shaw. I think the Donkey has a thing for the Justicar. Persephone

Yeknod That seems reasonable. These Kannigets collect their Squires as if they're baseball cards and when they get bored with them, they just drop them and go off and play with some new toy...and leave them to fend for themselves with no further guidance...Excepting OGSF of course. Persephone [ March 01, 2002, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

Joe, how could you not like a cute furry donkey with his long ears, fuzzy fur and sad eyes looking at you longingly...admit you like the donkey...don't worry...I promise we won't make fun of you...just admit it. Persephone

Joe, I think you misunderstood my response. I understood Yeknod. That was actually a hint for you to find out what your new quire has been up to. I just didn't want to be blunt about it. Persephone

Idjit, are you trying to tell me that Joe's squire is the pillock in need of instruction? Persephone

Oh no you don't! You're not going take Joe away from the Pool...besides he is much to strong to give in to your temptation. Persephone

Intravenous ProDuckz is me choice... Me muse whispers, I cannot resist: Yeknod's Skulking Song Skulkinnnnnng, skuuuuuuuulking! Amid the forests we dip and peep To stoop around in joyous creep And in the glade me prize is found... Thistles.... firm and round. Skulkiiiiiiiiing, skuuuuuuuuuulllllking! Behind the ridge and through the fog We sneak to hide and crawl to mock And when the sneak is snorked no more Thistles.... up grog Joe Shaw Idjit Yeknod</font>

Disgusting!!! Personally I think a little touching between a knight and his squire can work wonders,especially in the bathing and brushing dept.... No complaints from this Squire.... </font>

It is so touching to see such a closeness between a Knight and his Squire. Persephone

Peng, I went to Berli's "Word of Peng" website and read your essay on "Nothing Truthful about Smileys". I can't believe I was gullible enough to be taken in by their cute outward appearance and totally blinded to their true evil intentions. It was then that I decided to join you in your crusade to rid the world of these evildoers. And can you believe that I used to wear a smiley on a chain around my neck when I was a small child? I cherished my yellow smiley necklace and wore it daily...then one day, it was gone. I didn't know my smiley had gone off to wreak havoc upon the world and that I was being used all along as a part of its evil conspiracy. It has left me feeling mortified and sad. Persephone [ February 28, 2002, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

Eeeeek! Goanna, I better make sure you are kept well fed...let's see...Mace has so many sheep that he won't notice any missing...and if you're looking for something with a bit more meat on it... you could try the donkey that's quietly munching on thistles in yonder paddock. [grumble]circus oddity, space alien[/grumble] Persephone [ February 27, 2002, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

**Sniff** ...That was beautiful Hiram... **Sniff** ...Peng would be so proud of you... **Sniff** Persephone