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Actually it would be un cervezo if there was such a thing. Persephone [ February 05, 2002, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

They call him Wussl, Wussl, faster than lightning (only when frightened), No-one you see, is wussier than he, And we know Wussl, lives in a world full of terror, Hiding there-under, under his bed! Wussl, maybe the rest of the Cesspool doesn't care about Peng, but I do...that is why I am once again, challenging you for the name of Peng. You are to send me your photograph which I shall promptly desecrate. I will then present it to the members of the Cesspool. If they decide that I have succeeded in humiliating you, I shall win the name of Peng and shall promptly return it to its rightful owner. And don't try to use Cesspool rules to get out of it this time. Berli and Seanachai, will you back me up this time? Persephone

Oh Peng, where art thou? Cesspoolers, have you all forgotten about Peng? The person for whom this thread is named? Will anyone help to bring Peng home? Berli is too satisfied with having more power with one less Olde One. Seanachai is too busy with his new Donkey romance and his sissy fight with Slapdragon. The Justicar seems to have forgotten the conspiracy trial of Wussl and the Überlizard. He's been too busy crashing little pixelated airplanes. YK2 has stopped cheering on Berli and Seanachai. I don't really blame her since Berli is getting his arse kicked by a Wussl and the Übergnome hasn't been bothered to select troops for his battle for Peng's name. The rest of you ungrateful bunch go on as if Peng never existed. I bet the new set of Squires don't even know that a Peng really did exist. Wussl, why don't you do something non-wussy for a change and give back Peng's name. Peng...I have not forgotten you (especially your Peng Bread which is really good, but Berli gets crabby when he bakes bread.)...We need someone who can write proper essays around this place. Please, somebody fix or do somefink! Persephone

Oh, my gawd, I'm so damned attractive. Persephone, I have to say you capture subtle nuances of the idjit, the nervous twitter, the confused, dormant stare. I salute the artist. More, more, we demand more. Idjit Yeknod</font>

Herr BladderBurst If we knew you were coming we would have arranged a welcome you'd never forget - the Australian Customs full body cavity search with cold gloves. Regardless, which city are you staying at, and what is your itinerary over the week? Mace btw Bauhaus, why do I get nervous when you start taking notice of me? You're not standing up are you?</font>

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Geier, the Swedish Chef of the Cesspool, will be cooking up his specialty...Swedish Crodaballs. Persephone

Idjit Yeknod, the gelded donkey, stands all alone in his paddock observing a small thistle. He starts to tremble with anticipation for the arrival of his one true love...Seanachai. Persephone

Game Updates: Played one game against the AI. Didn't do so well. All of my cute little soldier guys died except for one. I had one tank that kept going back and forth trying to get through a hedge and couldn't seem to get through...but it was a very determined little tank...it never gave up. All of my other tanks died. (I did win one flag.) I quit the game to put the remaining survivors out of their misery...it seemed to be the humane thing to do. Persephone

Idjit, Since you don't seem to want your yarbles back...I am throwing them into the deep mucky waters of the Cesspool. And if you ever get the desire to have them again...you will just have to put on your scuba gear and search for them. Persephone

Oh my God Seanachai! You can't say I didn't try to help you out of this "thistly" situation. My advice is to just go along with it. If it becomes unbearable, you can always resort to the traditional Minnesotan clubbing and woodchipping. That brings up a serious question: Do all Minnesotan's own woodchippers? Persephone P.S. Berli wants to know if we're going to be invited to the wedding. P.P.S. Now for some wisdom: Don't ever assume your alone in the Cesspool. You never know who or what may be lurking around in the sludge.

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THAT'S IT, BY GOD, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! Persephone, Goddess, please return his nadgers to him, as this Yeknod creature is clearly a donkey on the edge. I'm for bed – YOU, YEKNOD, THAT'S NO CUE FOR YOU, YOU CONFLICTED CREATURE! YOU STAY THERE WHERE I CAN SEE YOU! – and tomorrow will be a better day. Or at least, another day. A man does his best, brings song and story to a lot of benighted toads, opens a whole world of mythology and magic to halfwits who think knock-knock jokes are the height of sodding humour, and what's he get? Followed around and nattered at by some sort of smitten mule whose dangly bits are in the keeping of the Queen of the Underworld...I just don't know what the 'Pool is coming to, I really don't. Time was when one of the Olde Ones could wander out into the Wasteland, have a bit of a song, and not have to deal with this sort of thing. Bugger, I'm knackered. Me for bed.</font>

Sit down Bauhaus! Persephone

Idjit Yeknod, that's right, don't interfere with the artistic process! Sorry, the dogs name isn't "lucky", he's already been to the veterinarian. Persephone

Joe, I hope that you consider me to be a true Squire...or do you consider me to be in with the current crop you're referring to. Have some pitty on me, I can't help it if I'm a Squire to an Überlizard. Persephone [ January 30, 2002, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

Seanachai, no triptych, but I did find a sculpture (that I believe is by one of the great Dutch Masters) of Christ with a dog. I guess you have no choice but to trust this deity. Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't think they had frisbees back then. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lorak: The Cesspool page.... what to do, what to do. While away I had time to think on the posting of wins and loses. The more I think about it... the more I think it flys in the face of what we stand for. It has ceased to be fuel for taunting, and more a form of a cheep ladder. So I am thinking of just keeping a list of our names, ranks(haha) and the picture area. Comments or suggestings? <hr></blockquote> There are many Cesspool members who are not on the Cess Photo pages. I'm going to run out of ammunition soon if they don't get updated. Herr Oberst, you don't really look like Colonel Klink do you? Wussel, I've check my email. Still no photo. Persephone

This little chubby kid got what he always wished for when he grew up. Every Frenchman's dream. [ 01-27-2002: Message edited by: Persephone ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Noba: The headless Gnome (no bolding for those that are laggards returning files)is putting off the glorious day that his folly against Australians is shown to be monumentous in it's defeat. No longer will he be able to swill around the boards pretending to be protector of the free world. His soul is mine. <hr></blockquote> You might have taken his head but only Berli can take his soul. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram_Sedai: need a smoke got to have a smoke who here has a smoke? how about the Raunchmeister? no, not that kind of smoke need a smoke you just don't understand got to have a smoke<hr></blockquote> I can't picture Eeyore with a cigarette in his mouth. It just doesn't work. Persephone

Chrisl (or is it still Wussl), I am presenting you with my own challenge for the name of Peng. You are to send me your photograph which I shall promptly desecrate. I will then present it to the members of the Cesspool. If they decide that I have succeeded in humiliating you, I shall win the name of Peng and shall promptly return it to its rightful owner. If you do not comply to my challenge, you will retain the name of Wussl and will forfeit the name of Peng. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by PondScum: Dear Donkey - may I call you Ass for short? Dear Ass, Thankyou, I would appreciate the loan of your favorite red crayon - yes, that one, the one with OGSF's toothmarks on it, at the bottom of your toybox. Since the sum total of your tactical acumen appears to be "walking in circles in a field", I'll just mark it on the map with a big red X and go back to drifting gently atop the cess. Language difficulties, don't you know. Goddam conscript French FO's can't understand "up 100 and fire for effect" to save their own lives. In fact, they can't even understand "STOP DROPPING SHELLS ON OUR OWN LINES YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN" to save my life. But big red crayon marks on maps, those they understand. Expect a little... disturbance... to your thistles shortly. PS I think Hiram, Eeyore of the MBT is looking for you. Something about trademark violation.<hr></blockquote> PondScum, I won't stand for this kind of brutal treatment to a poor defenseless creature. He just circles around in his paddock all day munching on thistle (ouch) and doesn't bother anyone. Using him for target practice is completely inhumane...now gelding him, well, that is humane... it keeps him out of trouble. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lawyer: Patch, I checked the mailbox everyday, but the logo you promised hasn't arrived. Hell, even Joe's check will get here sooner if you don't make more effort. Remember, we can still snatch the Justicar back to the Cess Patrol page. A warning....<hr></blockquote> Lawyer, you are a WHINER! The logo is in the Justicar's mailbox...and he will hold onto it until I have receive your certified check in the amount of $5,000. (Did you really think I would do this for free? You penny pinching pillock!) Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by dalem: Have we all gone mad???<hr></blockquote> No, not all of us...but you apparently have... Persephone