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Yeknod! I know I have mentioned this to you before... DO NOT sell any more of those damned Berli figurines. i will not stand of Evil being comercialized. Want to sell Buddy Jesus statues, fine, but leave MY domain out!</font>

YK2, unfortunately it's almost impossible to keep the Cesspool smelling fresh for very long...We'll have to keep trying. Persephone

Whether 'tis Nobler in the minde to suffer The Slings and Arrowes of outragious Fortune... oh sod that Rules by Joe Shaw Be it Know to One and All Sundry that this is The One The True CessPool, The Mutha Beautiful Thread, the PENG CHALLENGE THREAD returned from it's ignominious tenure under the handle of a Squire and back under the control of a True Knight of the CessPool. Harken ye to the RULES: (ii) This is NOT your father's ladder, lad, it's the Peng Challenge Thread and you are NOT worthy and should, frankly, just SOD OFF and be done with it. (XIV) Are you brain dead? SOD OFF! (1.43) There are SIX (6) kinds of people in the world, Old Ones, Seniour Knights, Knights, Squires ... Serfs ... and Scum Sucking Newbies (SSNs). All but the last of these are relatively worthy, (the jury's still out on the Serfs but they ARE recognized) but the last, the SSNs are worthless and to be despised by all right thinking individuals. If you are an SSN ... SOD OFF. (ref. e) You may have come here thinking that you are special and unique among SSNs and that you have What It Takes to be one of us ... YOU ARE WRONG SO SOD OFF. ( If you MUST stick around, and we'd much prefer that you just SOD OFF, remember that this is the Peng CHALLENGE Thread, so perhaps you might consider actually CHALLENGING someone to a game of CM. IF you do, and don't overlook the advantages of simply SODDING OFF, remember the following: {34} Challenge someone of your own stature, which is non-existant, by choosing another SSN, a Serf or perhaps, PERHAPS a squire. How do you find these people you ask ... mostly because you're an idiot ... you find them here: Lorak's CessPool Page {Uiv} SOUND OFF LIKE YA GOT A PAIR! None of this mamby pamby, "Oh please good sir, might I have the honor of participating in a game of CM with you or yours at your earliest convenience?" BAH! This is the place for bile and venom, for taunts and insults and is NOT for children but only for MEN (and a few good WOMEN ... though in my experience BAD WOMEN are to be preferred) of substance, of STYLE, of WIT and HUMOR. {87/87) Do NOT sound off ABOUT your pair. We tolerate no racial, sexual, political or ethnic crusades ... only good old fashioned PERSONAL attacks. {Stick Around Damn It, we're tired of people who wander in and waste our time and then never show up again ... or you could just SOD OFF} 1. {vii} Have Half A Brain, this will be a stretch for most SSNs but give it a shot. {Don't} think that just because you're good at CM that you have a place HERE! We don't care ... we care about taunting, insulting and generally being Gamey, underhanded swine. That's right ... GAMEY ... we LIKE GAMEY because the Outerboards DON'T. Persephone

I saw Tom Selleck filming 'Magnum PI' on location in Hawaii in 1982.</font>

OK, I need to know this...am I the only person on this thread who isn't a Trekkie? :confused: Persephone

Oime gettin' better! I have come to realize that I'M not the one to blame, it's Patch that we should be blaming. After all, she's the one with the fake beard and handful of stones, as opposed to Berli who has the REAL beard and (apparently) NO stones, if you get my drift. Joe</font>

I knew you'd see things my way Joe. Persephone

Hiram, How did you know? I always rub it for good luck...it makes it all shiny too. Persephone

Budda-budda-budda! Dalem doesn't need no stinkin' tripod! Persephone

Easy...they're both Pillocks! Persephone

Hiram made a quick turn and sent poor Croda flying... Persephone

One fine Monday...Hiram asked Croda if he wanted to go skating. Croda was so excited...nobody would ever play with him except Hiram. Croda was kind of afraid because he had never skated before, so Hiram told him to hold on to the back of his shorts. Hiram started to really pick up some speed and Croda kept begging him to please slow down...

Wow, Joe! I actually agree with you...that's a first. Persephone

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Looks like little Hiram stuffed a sock in. *giggle* *giggle* Persephone

That's right Joe...Berli made me say it. Persephone

You did an excellent job Pondscum, but there is one other request you have yet to fulfill...you must bring me a photo of Chrisl. Persephone

Then I'll say it...John Wayne movies suck. Persephone

I have disovered that besides building a huge Tiger tank to ride around the neighborhood in, the crazy R_Leete is also known to run around the neighborhood dressed up as a gladiator. Persephone

Noba, sorry to disappoint you but Mace would never lower himself to keep company with a bovine like yourself. Persephone P.S. Yeknod, where's your crayon?

Übergnome! When you rewrite the rules for the MBT be sure to include this one: NO DISCO IS ALLOWED IN THE CESSPOOL! OK, I feel better now. (That is one point for me Yeknod). Persephone

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The Übergnome (also known as Seany-babe) decided that the Justiciar's leg would be an ideal spot to perch upon to recite his long-winded stories. The constant tone caused Joe to quickly nod off into a deep sleep. Berli, who had quite his fill of the Bard's stories, crept up behind him, picked him up, carried him out of the house with him babbling all the way and placed him in the garden where he would bother no one except maybe a pink flamingo. Persephone