Patchy

ÜberGnome, I have tried to be afraid of you, sorry, but there is nothing scary about a Garden Gnome.

I will edit my post, but I cannot figure out how to do it. My post was just in fun. There is nothing wrong with people who are gay. They do not have a choice about it. It is who they are. They are born that way.

I didn't know the forum was up and running. I was using my old link. We still don't have a picture of you yet.

Hi Pillocks!

Goobers have rights! Save the Goobers! Goobers are people too!

But Prinz Eunuch makes me laugh! You can't send someone funny to Coventry.

The Gnome is home!

I like that movie.

Joe, I want a pod cast with Emry's and Mace!

Opus Dei Monk Donkey?

Well I'm glad to see you know class when you see it. Mind you, it's the lowest class you're likely to see around for a long time - unless it's Carlton... Backing losers must be in your genes, or sumfink. Why don't you hop onto the MIGHTY WEST COAST EAGLES bandwagon before it's too late? It's ok, we take all types of recalcitrants. Noba. </font>

No, you are getting old! Welcome back!

One true thing about me. I AM NOT A FECKING TREKKIE!!!!!!

Lawrence Welk is on TV right now. I blame the Gnome!

Hey, Joe, get on this one! I wanna hear Bugged speak. It was way cool the time I got to hear Emma. When you talk to Bugged use your massive intellect to come up with a way to make her say 'out and about' in a normal, conversational way. As for Pestilence, I think it's important that he be made to sing a song of some type. </font>

Heh. Those are my sentiments as well. Perhaps in the same way that only dogs hear dog whistles, only men respond positively to Kate Bush? </font>

You only remember being young, but we both know it was a delusion. A daydream you had to trick memories around the fact that you were born Eternal. A bit like that poor sod in Bladerunner with his 'childhood photos'. And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, And I'd get him to swap our places, Be running up that road, Be running up that hill, Be running up that building. If I only could, oh... </font>

I forgot about the waffles! With strawberries and whipped cream on top. Mmmmm.

Also, don't tell your annoyees why you are trying to annoy them...They are not suppose to know that. Belgians....what are they good for....chocolate, French fries and brussel sprouts.

I think you can do better than that! Try again.

Kayaking in your bird bath?

I didn’t write very descriptively Ladybug . Masten Butte is about 5oo feet higher then our property and a few kilometers away. I have yet to see the cat myself (I have three dogs that keep wild animals away at night). I have seen its tracks about 75 meters from our place near the river. They are quite large which leads me to believe it is a male. I have no reason to shoot him but would not hesitate to do so if need be. I would rather just let him be, they are incredible creatures one of my most favorite on the planet. </font>

Small Emma wonders what she should throw in the toilet next....