Yeknodathon

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hanns: It seems that my GrandLiege has returned bearing with him a title in need of a suitable recipient. The title in question is Large, Vicious, Amoral Thug <hr></blockquote> Heinz Please be advised new position will require official conveyance: offer of Large, Suspicious, Floral Donkey for your personal transportation needs: please report to paddock to fit jompers and riding crop. Yeknod [ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by YK2: You can borrow mine Patch tis made from the finest Sheffield Steel, one swipe with that and he'll be ready to join the other Eunuchs..... Ouch....... <hr></blockquote> ahem, *sniff* I am *sniff* unique Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Persephone: Yekwow! You actually sounded like you might just have a pair...I thought I had already taken care of that...now where did I put my sword... Persephone<hr></blockquote> shreak! (measured plod around the paddock erupts into frantic gallopping) ... veterinary, veterinary (snort) Yeknod [ 01-21-2002: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Noba: An update of nothing much.... Donkeyman. You fit the mould too! A setup is required from your garrou-louse self. Can't remember who got lumbered with you. It must have been in an out - of - body experience. Poor sod. Noba.<hr></blockquote> Nobbit (circling paddock in a ponderous, doleful way) ... is that a challenge? Pathetic, utterly pathetic... it barely deserves a cow-pat ridden thistle's chance of... and from where? Nostrilalia? Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by BilgeRat: Sergeant! One of the convicts appears to have escaped from the Sturmovik prison hulk. Take the odious little fellow into custody.<hr></blockquote> Ahoy, matey! Quarrantine Articles, para.2 subsection iii) Please impound yer rancid little coracle over yonder horizon and SOD OFF Yeknod [ 01-21-2002: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: What happened to Von Schrad and the van? I haven't seen him in donkey's years. <hr></blockquote> ... eh, Donkey's, did some one mention, donkeys? <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Yes, that one. Please allow it to hit you in the ass on the way out <hr></blockquote> ...eh, eh, donkeys, more donkeys? Yeknod

Gates-slut What's this? Not only has your termite-hill of doom spewed forth SlutTruppen, but its now disgorged a couple of SlutTraks.... if your mound produces SlutTigers... Berli in a bizarre twist of fate, you have offered a pit and have yet to produce anything of note... Gates-slut at least has the presence to entertain Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by OGSF: Och! Mah poor wee span'l hae cam aintae mah hoose wi' a Croda hangin' fraim at's arrrse. Ah'll ge' mah stick an' knock at off! *swish* *squelch* *swish* *spludge* *swish* *splatter* Hae's a fighter an' noo mistake! SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABCDJimmy<hr></blockquote> Liege, not aware that spaniels are so large up there... the poop-a-scoop, me liege? Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gates-slut: erm, Donkey? is the Tourette's syndrome bothering you again? Anyways, regarding your Query aboot there being an imposter Eeyore on the Thread of Threads, you might have missed it, but Peng branded Hiram as the Eeyore of the MBT a thread or two ago. Now, if you think that YOU are the rightful owner of that moniker then perhaps you could CHALLENGE sir Hiram for the right to bear it. Gates-slut<hr></blockquote> Gates-slut I fear the goat's-breath, wheezing brassica does not quite grasp the true significance of Eeyore, praise be His name... its quite likely that the festering backwater boil doesn't grasp anything... Patience, Gates-slut, his name is marked in the paddock... Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gates-slut: Ok you pack of twirling phartknockers time for a gamey update: DonkeyThong - we apologize for the apparrent silly knees bent creeping about advance-type behavior of our SlutTruppen. We have no Idea how to play the game and therefore sort of just randomly click waypoints and stuff. <hr></blockquote> Gates-slut Quite alright - I have no idea either. No matter, I shall just disengage cloaking devices to allow you to swarm nearer me positions and end this silly spectacle of tightl-clad SlutTruppen running around for Gophers. Please stay clear of buildings, at yer present rate they'll just bounce around the walls. Yeknod PS make Elvis one of yer drewling VPs so that the absent dawdler can obtain the means to send a turn... theres only limited pleasure from his ONLY turn and his crayon drawings look a bit disturbing. [ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Now that was just horrible. A horrible set of rules from a horrible little man. A horrible set of rules in a horribly titled thread posted by a horrible little man. Horrible, just horrible. You better HOPE this was an authorized thread Panzer Leader or I won't answer for the consequences, they could be ... Horrible. Joe<hr></blockquote> Dear Justaundercarriage Noted with interest forthcoming trial... which of the sparkling talent currently residing at http://www.simhq.com/simhq3/sims/boards/bbs/Forum35/HTML/007167-7.html ... is going to be tried (twitch, twitch)? (twitch)... did see an uncommon number of Pool officals (twitch) flaunting their wares around the (twitch) board.... with our gratitude (twitch) for allowing any 'ol SSN to wreak havoc back at home I humbly offer the award of ToT: Twit of Twitchers to yer list of honours.... (twitch) Do knights fly? (twitch) (twitch) Yeknod PS please inform stenographers that they must (twitch) ignore all twitching (twitch)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Yakupafurball, The setup was sent at 2:20pm on the 18th of this month. It was sent to alex.davis@uksymbol.com (I assume the 'UK' stands for the fact that you were not shipped off to Ozstralia as was intended)<hr></blockquote> ...never heard of 'im, probably gone to New Zealand or Australia, can never remember which is the worse place... though of course our Antipodean cousins are also into the convict export business... take Rolf Harris... "tie me Kangeroo down, sport, tie me Kangaroo down (wobble board, wobble board)" - clear case of bank-robbing low-life if ever I did see one... I expect he'll turn up on Songs of Praise with that other criminal defect, Alan Titchmarsh and their moll, Flora Herd and conduct a spree of grand larceny and kidnapping around the UK... oh, I just MIGHT go and have a look... but just be aware that I WILL be charging overtime for this: Reason - Supernatural Gopher-man posted decidedly gamey setup at the weekend.... Yeknod [ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Yakupafurball, The setup was sent at 2:20pm on the 18th of this month. It was sent to alex.davis@uksymbol.com (I assume the 'UK' stands for the fact that you were not shipped off to Ozstralia as was intended)<hr></blockquote> ... there has been no cross border activity supporting the freedom fighters in Cuba or Scunthorpe... oh dear, I think its going to be crayons Gates-slut, turn 1 was a bit frantic? The top of that hill spewed forth a torrent of ant-like grey thingeys that proceeded to head, in no particular order or for that matter reason, for buildings, including a bunch of forementioned accommodation with some sort of question mark over their roofs... I really wouldn't do that... this frantic activity is very taxing on me eyes... can you just be a little more, well, relaxed about things, please... there's no cause for anxiety, me cloaking devices are on and I've really no intention of doing anything until I'm ready. Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Persephone: Actually, Berli doesn't quite resemble a Guinea Pig...it's more of a Gopher peeking out of his hole in the ground and dancing to the music of (forgive me Seanachai) Kenny Loggins. Persephone<hr></blockquote> Bet he does an air-guitar to Leonard Cohen Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Persephone: YuckleBerryBrains, You are fecking idjit! Persephone<hr></blockquote> Persephone (slight tensing of body in anticipation of something catastrophic if not terminally gender-changing) I take pride in me idjitness, I have toiled hard to reach me current peaks of stupidity. Granted, to be a feckin idjit will require more focus and dedication but I want to let everyone know that as I endeavour to reach these pinnacles of moronic idiocy and backward emotional sensibility I do so with a hop and a smile... please, don't try to turn me from this endeavour, my path is chosen, my way certain... ... the time is almost near when I shall announce a new level of idjitness that has not been attained before; a form of utter dormant, crass existance welded to a incomprehensible physical ugliness that chills the heart, yes I ming, I am completely minging. Yeknod [ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Have you gone completely out of your mind?<hr></blockquote> ... no funds have been supplied to fund counter-subversive operations in Honduras or Cleethorpes... where's me setup? oh, you haven't sent it to me office... Elvis, Gates-slut please educate da, der, da, daaaaar Gopher-man on the subtle art of contacting Yeknod. I suppose I will have to warm up LooCreature AGAIN, tch, the things I have to do running around the Berkshire coutryside 'cause Gopher-toes hasn't got the slightest sense of intuitive wit ahhhhhhg, the sheer ignominy of preparing a precision piece of kit for some Gopher-snout burrowing aaaaahggggggh .... right, damn good job I didn't clean LooCreature too... Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Persephone: Actually, Berli doesn't quite resemble a Guinea Pig...it's more of a Gopher peeking out of his hole in the ground and dancing to the music of (forgive me Seanachai) Kenny Loggins. Persephone<hr></blockquote> Persephone (legs crossed, grimace) - much worse than I thought, I guess as the vile rodent moves around he gophers for this and gophers that... boom, boom! Oh, dear, I'm so sad Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Goanna (aka Rat Bastard), You really want Gates-Slut to stay don't you? Now that all my armor is immobilized in the mud short of the only road it has become an infantry fight... for me anyway. Love that nice paved road the Huns have. I always knew you were a closet Micro$oft fan. Joe! rack him!<hr></blockquote> Gates-slut Show 'im no mercy... ha! I'll gain a default victory in the paddock (the 'ol CIA method of denying any setup being sent should do); the twin shock of losing to two SSNs will rock the MBT to its core and go down in the annals of Pengdom as a searing blow... barbarians are nearing the gate and while the guard are twitching around flying Ruskie crates... ha! Gates-slut, grasp the future! Yeknod (aka Atilla the Glum)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: What I would like is a return file from you. Any day sweetheart!<hr></blockquote> Oooo, some people can be soooo picky... Yeknod

Dear Elvis and Gates-slut Must point out that it is a tad bit coincidental that BOTH of you are feigning computer problems. I must remind you both this is NO excuse for not sending turns. If you don't want to see your destruction please take to coding or crayon drawings and amend my last file.... better still, Elvis, a crayon drawing would be an improvement from your last turn. Berli, please let me know if you wish to use crayons too. Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by bauhaus: Yep, face up to it donkeyboy, Berli is turning you on. I mean really, read between the lines here.....cuddly, quivering snout, fond pat, savage swipe, and lastly, discomfort in the paddock. You want him in the man-child sort of way, you being the child. That's ok, none of us will judge you on anything but YOUR WEAK ASS ATTEMPTS AT TAUNTING A SINGLE MEMBER ON THIS BOARD. Now go away, you annoy me.<hr></blockquote> FrauMaus Very correct, the supernatural squealer is toying with me affections and since the veterinary episode me hormones are all adrift. <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>]YOUR WEAK ASS ATTEMPTS AT TAUNTING A SINGLE MEMBER <hr></blockquote> Ahem, okaaaaay... well, yes, a little bit odd, this one... ummmm, how would you like me to address it? I mean, is it yours? Oh, dear... I mean, do they come in pairs?... think I might pass on this one.... interesting offer though (cripes, bit forward, strangers and all). Yeknod [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: File has arrived. Battle is joined<hr></blockquote> Brylcreamem I have been watching from afar and noted, with some amusement and growing concern, your cuddly demeanour. Now, I'm not normally taken with the cute, beady, shuffling sort but there's something of the malevolent Guinnea Pig... cuddly, granted, but a definite steely glint in the eyes that stares and stares... and juxtaposed with the quivering snout I am almost moved to offer a fond pat with one hand yet take a savage swipe with the other. Now, as you can imagine, this is causing some discomfort in the paddock. This must be resolved and to avoid any more confusion in my feelings towards you a challenge must be made to fix our bearings... I'm not the fussy sort... fate will have its say; let the computer choose the forces - I only ask to fight with Americans because of their experience with gofers. Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: My God, what a fool I've been! I failed to grasp that you'd merely fallen by for hugs and kisses! I now bitterly regret my boorish reproach of you. Deadmarsh, my beamish boy, come to my arms! Like two brothers seperated by a common language shall we be from this point forth. Do not let anything I've said to you or about you poison the glorious rapprochment upon whose edge we stand. Let us leap forward into a brand new future, and plummet to new levels of understanding each other! I profer to you the hand of friendship. The very same hand, in fact, that has flung Asian food at Berli, and made a rude but humorous gesture at Peng! Folk of the Peng Challenge Thread, gather round! I give you Colonel Deadmarsh: My Friend! (that last bit said, I'll be interested to see if you make it out with your life)<hr></blockquote> No, no, I was here first, he's MY friend and I'm not sharing. Yeknod

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Colonel_Deadmarsh: Just curious...how do you bottom-dwellers support yourselves if you're talking to your pseudo-intellectual friends all day on this stupid thread? Is their some kind of a government system in place to keep you refresh monkeys from starving?<hr></blockquote> Crumbs, yer mean support as in "stand up on two feet" (some prefer four) or "maintaining an independent lifestyle related to the sale of labour in return for financial reward"? ....hmmmmmm, tricky.... nope, fail on both counts.... Bottom-Dwellersville here I come. "Intellectual friends...?" bwabwabwabwabwabwa, ooh, ooh, I want to be YOUR very, very special friend Yeknod [ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]</p>

...., no, no, no, I'm sure a vet wouldn't want to deal with OGSF, not without industrial rubber gloves and plentiful supply of tranquilisers... thought's just, well, silly and the mere notion of steralised instruments around.... no, no I don't want to go there... no, absolutely not... Yeknod