[... meanwhile, its a very special Arabian Day in the Paddock and in the rather near distance from across the mystical dunes swaggers what appears to be a grey camel with an interesting hump.. and as it prances, hooves flashing in every direction, upon its hump is perched a little rubber rider bouncing to the camel stroll...]
Well, Mr G, is isn't this just sandy fun? What more can be better than pointing (hooves flashing) ones toes in every direction for any old Ottoman or Dutchman to catch a fancy?