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Things are getting very creepy at the paddock.

Now the Donkey is serenading Emrys

My brother used to do that.

Do all you people from the Buck-eye state call each other Buck-o?

I'm an Illuminary!

When did you see Joe's underwear? Never mind....we don't want to know.

I just saw the trailer for a perfect movie for the Gnome to watch. Maybe he was an extra in this film? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_L_5vrHoWQ&feature=related

My fox terrier Olly likes to eat carrots.

A Donkey and a rubber Gnome.

ÜberGnome, you can post all the Small Friends stories you want to post, whether Joe likes it or not. I get the impression most people enjoy reading your stories. You are the Seanachai. (I think Joe hasn't got over the embarrassment of pulling out your silverware drawer and having all the silverware spill out over the floor yet.)

That's why I'm always scratching...

Short black ears Long white snout Hes so sweet With is peeky stare "Are you gonna be my terrier?" It's like facebook overflowing into the cesspool!

Merry Christmas Pillocks!

Can someone please interpret that or somefink?

I'm sure Dalem will save the Gnome... ...won't he?

King Tut? Could have been worse.....it could have been Yeknod covered with green polka dots, now that would have been a Gnomemare.

Joe, throwing the Gnome out with the snow.

Don't kill his poor little soldier!

The Gnome has spoken. Now if you could only get people to listen. You could go visit Lars and have Swedish pancakes. Yum.

Boo's cooking?!?!?!?!?!?! We're all gonna die!!!!!!!

Boo, don't you ever get tired of playing with your green plastic army men?

The Minnesota Miscreants have been very quiet. I wonder if they all got buried in the snow storm?