Welcome Fellow Travelers and Publicans. Long live the Thread! (and Emrys' pacemaker)
If you are new here, lurking, wondering WTF is going on here. GO AWAY.
You Outerboarders and SSNs are grotesque and as common as dirt. SO JUST GO AWAY.
We have very high standards for membership here at Club Peng. [Muffled laughter from back of room]
Speak loudly with wit and purpose, or charm or ...anything to prove your not the mouth breathing, knuckle dragger you most definitely are. It's obvious to us, So just GO AWAY.
If you have the self awareness of a lamp shade. GO AWAY.
If you enjoy mumbling to yourself and text messaging the voices in your head. GO AWAY!
Respect the Ladies of the Thread. (Even the redheads)
Do not mention 'thingies'. Yours, theirs...No exceptions.
SOD OFF!