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Soddball

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  1. If you take a spin on the Blitzkrieg campaign as Germans, the StuG B(?) has HE, AP, HC, C, S as its ammo loadout. Scenario Editor also shows short-barreled 75mm has this range of rounds in June 1942. HC must be rare as rocking horse **** though
  2. I made one scenario where I wanted it snowing but I didn't want the rivers frozen - so I had to pick 'cold'.
  3. So would you like me to resend it, or are you using "missing email" as an excuse not to have your saggy backside minced like burgermeat?
  4. Quick *bump* - Hortlund is having a life this weekend (shame, shame shame ) and Teddy has my turn back in his lap. Will the excitement in our battle never start?
  5. Read the FAQ for more information. There is a link to it in my signature. You have the European CDV version.
  6. Nice to see my review was so highly rated Put me in the top 1,000 reviewers for nearly a week.
  7. Here is a little snapshot of a moment of joy for me: Leutnant Hortlund's SU-152 getting waxed from the front from nearly 1/2km: Hortlund is waiting for me to tell him what mighty vehicle stuffed an AP round through his tank of death - should I tell him now or let him wait until the end of the battle? Edited to check wretched image link. [ January 04, 2003, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Soddball ]
  8. Yes, but he's on a tight leash. One too many GRRRRs and he'll be in the Hole.
  9. There's no chance of that, it isn't modelled in the game.
  10. If you aim for a game that's below 1,500 points and isn't all-armour then your transfer times will be (from my experience) under 90 seconds for the majority of turns, which is enough to avoid being irritating. For fast-paced games, go for 900 points or less.
  11. Hortlund has to have something to laugh about. In our game, he has paid the price for his lack of vision. Die, SU-152! Die to frontal armour penetration from a weedy pigeon tank! :mad:
  12. I think everyone has had a go with it! I used it to destroy a battalion of infantry from 3km (mucking about in the scenario editor) There were only a handful made (about 16 I think) so don't expect to see them popping up very often.
  13. :mad: :mad: RARRRMAGGOTS!! My turns has gone out to Hortlund - that twonk Windsor owes me. My girlfriend seems to think that taking me to 5,000,000 shops in the post-Christmas sales is the way to fill me full of joy. Oh boy, was she wrong. SO FEEL SOME HATE YOU WORTHLESS PIGS! What do I hate most? I hate the fat lardy hairy woman who stands in an aisle in the clothes shop and when you say "excuse me please" and try to get past she breathes out I hate the dizzy cow who trails along with three out-of-control toddlers, all of whom walk along slowly in front of you and when one of them walks into your knee, falls over and starts crying, the mother blames you. I hate the giggly teenage girls who have to go about in groups of nine, who meander like a crippled minibus back and forth across the thirty-metre wide shopping centre. I hate the fat, sweaty man who tried on a jumper four sizes too small - stretching it to crap and making it stink - two reasons why I didn't buy it. I hate the gormless, drooling shop assistants who act as though they're doing you a favour when you try to buy something. I hate the way that the only thing you really, really wanted to buy is the only thing that isn't on special offer. I hate the fact that 'sale' in French means 'dirty' - and sales always make me feel slightly grubby. Most of all, I hate the sack of pus twat drivers in the car parks, who, as soon as they enter the car parks, have their eyes and ears sucked out with a tube, so they can't see or hear any other vehicles and this makes them drive like total spastics. I nearly had three people reverse into my car today. BASTARDS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: The person who touches my car dies.
  14. My turns have been sent back out to my future wives. Hey GoodFellah, how's that battle coming on that I shipped to you? Having fun?
  15. This one doesn't need bumping any more. Let it fade into oblivion. The replacement thread is already out there.
  16. Incidentally, I just tried my quincoxing anti-alashering stuff. Thanks for the tip, Einstein. Whenever I switched from 2D to 3D view in the scenario editor it took 15 seconds for the new image to appear. :eek:
  17. Try CMBB with AA turn on in the quincunx mode, it looks realy good.</font>
  18. I've been busy. My Christmas holiday away from my computer business has involved building three computers and installing Windows twice. Still, my games will go alot more smoothly with this groovy 128MB GeForce IV in my rig
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