Soddball
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My god, you're even more cretinous than Kinky and Slacks. I'm at my wench's tonight, so NO CMAK!! Daft bidj. :mad: :mad: :mad: You can have your turn tomorrow, when I've written the briefings. (Note to self: Briefings for Inferno: Axis: BURN EVERYTHING!!!! Allies: BURN EVERYTHING!!!! Both: Burn! BURN! BURRRRRNNNN!!!!) Berli sucks Hamstertruppen todgers at this game. His sad little recon vehicle raced into a cunning ambush and took 4 (yeah, count em, you itchy scrotal pusstle) rifle grenades in the side. Then the crew bailed out and were promptly gangbanged by MasterGoodale's Max Boy Loving Department and the supporting flamethrower yummed up 7.62mm. My reinforcements are in, and Berli burns like a strap-on stick of TNT. :mad: :mad:
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You ditzy bint. Inferno is the kind of scenario where it doesn't matter if you've played it once or a hundred times - you can still get diddled, even when you're the creator. It relies exclusively on flaming insanity. If you're scared, we can go for a namby-pamby QB. As for sigs - no lezzer stuff. What's the point in making a woman my wife? Tch. I'd think of something much funnier. :mad: :mad:
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That looks .... fab. I won't mind getting them trashed by Panthers any more. I give it 5 :mad: :mad: :mad: out of 5!!! Give me more Winter Sherman loving !! I'm a modslut and I'm proud!! Give it to me harder! :mad: :mad:
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ARGRGARHGHRGRRGHARHGRR!!! Looks like KittyPussWeasel got the MasterGoodale bug!! Ride the TNT! Mop the foaming flecks of phlegm from your chin only when you've finished chucking TNT, and that's when they prise the last stick of sizzling TNT from your cold grey hands. :mad: :mad: :mad: So which of you sweaty wrestler cracks is going to playtest my new scenario? Puss biscuits. :mad:
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Hey! No pichers of sheep nor pirates!! :mad: :mad: After just eking out a draw in our last match, Snarker has sent me a setup for a 5,000 point night-time infantry scenario in the snow. Wanker. No other b'stard has returned my turns (except for Keke and I can't bear to look at that one). TnT has been slathered most evilly. No excuses, maggots! It's not like you've got lives or anything!! :mad: :mad: Angry Out Loud!!
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Ghastly Mud Bale's Throat of Weary Truffles
Soddball replied to Soddball's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
You were lucky to scrape that draw, Snarky-poos. Another couple of turns and you'd have been dangleberries on toast. :mad: Another one? 5000 points conscript infantry in at night in heavy snow? </font> -
Ghastly Mud Bale's Throat of Weary Truffles
Soddball replied to Soddball's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
You'll have it this evening. I was going to send it last night but I thought to myself - "What would cheer Kranky up most - getting an arse-kicking turn from me or being made to wait?" so I made you wait. You toss bucket. -
Ghastly Mud Bale's Throat of Weary Truffles
Soddball replied to Soddball's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
You were lucky to scrape that draw, Snarky-poos. Another couple of turns and you'd have been dangleberries on toast. :mad: Another one? 5000 points conscript infantry in at night in heavy snow? -
Cap'n Jack Peng and the Black Challenge
Soddball replied to Berlichtingen's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
It might amaze us if you <font size=+3>SODD OFF</font size>... But then ag'in; it probably won't. <font size=-2>Bloody Poms.</font size> Noba. </font> -
Ghastly Mud Bale's Throat of Weary Truffles
Soddball replied to Soddball's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
:mad: :mad: :mad: I rule the 'most posts ever' section! :mad: :mad: :mad: -
Sniper ammo (why 10 shots?).
Soddball replied to Bogey_English's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
They are very valuable for picking off individual targets. They can be effective against mortar units and tank commanders, but if you want a unit to stop a platoon advancing - buy a light machine gun or HMG for the same number of points. -
Cap'n Jack Peng and the Black Challenge
Soddball replied to Berlichtingen's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
You know Kitty, I think all this boozing below decks is playing havoc with our complexions. Mace </font> -
Ghastly Mud Bale's Throat of Weary Truffles
Soddball replied to Soddball's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
Hope you liked that last turn Snarker. Slathering doesn't begin to describe it! Oooohhh maggot I can hear your filthy, slithering krauts screaming "Mercy Soddball, Mercy! Hauptmann Snarker is busy entertaining the ladyboys and has left us to suffer the wrath of your molten TNT! Spare our worthless lives!" :mad: -
Ghastly Mud Bale's Throat of Weary Truffles
Soddball replied to Soddball's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
Snarker responded to my howl of derision with a turn! He rules! Except - he doesn't, because he's having his Panzers perforated and his Halftracks hammered by my bitter, furious, psychologically disturbed Molten TNT chucking Valentines!!!! Angry firepower out loud!! Ride the Tungsten, Snarker, you nonce!! I'm off to bed now. That was too much fun.