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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Johnson-<THC>-: Jd are you backing down from sure humilation from a non-cesspooler or you busy making out with your Jack booted State Troopers up there?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You been smoking the local flora down there in anrcho land again? BTW from Mr J's "interests" <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>teaching cesspoolers the fine art of smackdown <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How uterly pedantic and droll. Suggest you figure a game elsewhere, some SSN perhaps. Look in the corners, they are there, let your nose be your guide. On a modified scale of suckitude, your posts rate a -2 [ 06-28-2001: Message edited by: jd ]

looks alot like jakeley with out his hair piece

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Johnson-<THC>-: ummm, hi. ummm, I was just wondering if any of you cesspoolers are not too busy for a game? Because if so, I might be interested in battle if thats are right with you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lord love a duck! Kerist almighty, time to batten the hatches, seal off the passageways and hunker down, the Morelocks have taken control of the outer boards again! Ya putz, I refer you to the first post, items 1& 2 are most appropriate since #4 is obviously beyond your infantile capabilities. [ 06-28-2001: Message edited by: jd ]

Nice Emma, but lose the dollies and stop cutting the crust off the sandwiches......

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV: I stand accused of "erudition" and urbanity with minors. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Convicted by your own words <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>The short-lived "The Peng Challenge Thread does MY talking" was wiped in the second Great Board Crash, probably by chrisl, the gamey bastiche. In a single phrase, it captured the fin-de-siecle and the zeitgeist of all that is Peng. Hand-crafted from Olde World consonants and syllables, it was the zenith of the post header's art, and now ranks with the missing books of Livy as one of civilization's irreplaceable lost treasures.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You tell me that this is on par with the tripe that has passed here of late. No my dear sir, convicted of wit and urbanity is your fate. Of course, contrary to the young'ns belief, a modicum of wit, intelligence and eruidition were a hallmark of those days , long past where we once trod barefoot in the snow, up hill, must have been the winter of aught eight....yes I can remember it all..... Sorry, but since I am probably age-wise only less than Joe, and in the top 5% and a lawyer of judicious mien, there comes a time to cut off debate, and make a decision. I hate to be *ack* fair about it (well Jefe at least implied the baksheesh needed) Then we need to decide, or not. Shandorf(he of the lean and hungry look) and Iskander (the drunken doppelganger of Peng) seem to have garnered a working quorum of the souless here, so I say, go forth young Champions proclaim yourselves as ready to play, but don't come back either with or on your shields. Better yet, don't even mention us. I now ask Bauhaus to apply the Official Great Seal and Mark of the Pool of Cess to their collective backsides (yes you have our permission this time) and escort them immediately from the premises to the outre lands. [ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: jd ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down down down but the flames went higher And it burns burns burns That ring of fire That ring of fire<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Preparation H works , I hear

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Lord, make Panzer Leader look at this. That should shut him up about talking about nakedness and his betters.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not so sure about that. Enigma intercepts disciphered this, this evening from dePantsLederhosen <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> My wife is pestering me to come to bed, and I am (to be -ed) whipped, so I will finish this tomorrow!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Draw your own conclusions.

My dear Ms Kitty, most feline-itous congratulations on your Birthday, pleae excuse the SSN's they forgot there is a curfew. jd

Another change is that the mortars/arty are alot less über relative to AFV's. Used to be you could count on taking out tanks with indirect fire,that has greatly been toned downed.

Okay listen up ya gits, I have bollocked ole Senility and survived the There can be only one challenge. Actually, well.. er, there is two, we have managed to achieve our third straight draw. While I did nose him out on points 41-37 iirc) we acvhieved exactly the same losses in men and material. We have proven that we are offensive ignoramus' yet tenacious defenders. Lorak a mythical being I have heard tell of, if you ever manage to pull yerself out of your cups, rack up a racous draw for us... jd - draw Seanachai - kissing his sister again

But I think you also need to vary density, the distibutoion of them. They look fairly evenly spread out rather than clumped

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stevetherat: I hold a particular warmth for a once sparring partner (of words) jd.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A Mr. Rat you say? No, can't say as I recall him. Must be someone partcularly below notice or at least rememberance,

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thermopylae: How could I presume to question something which so obviously does not exist?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..and the point of your waste of bandwith is?

Hey Lawyers never do original work. Precedent ya know. Besides, teach PL a lesson not to raise his expectations too far above his proper social position. [ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: jd ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: OK - so I'm a newbie here - like it says on the packet - build a bridge and get over it. But who's this berlictgartenspeil-gizmo fool?? And why does he have a problem with everybody else's parents??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>My Dear Master Organ, please read #1 and #2 and since you apparently can't and are obviously defective may I suggest you shoo along back to your mama. There's a good lad. *sigh* the early posts are so tedious.......

Harken young ones, wannbes, gits and scum sucking newbies and drive by psuedo poolettes. harken to the old days when it all began. 10,000 kalpas, rebirths beyond measure has the Mutha Beautiul Thread shed her bounty. Savor the words, feel the awe.....your fore-fathers walked amongest giants and once were warriors.... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>The immortal challenge Errr. Seanechai, SenileTea? (that is the best I can make of your apparently celtocryllic name) I have it on good authority that you are a sand-bagging, set-up-the-weak-minded-and-knockem-over type who preys upon poor defenseless little grogwishtheycouldbees and then takes a huge 240 dump on them when they are thinking they have a chance in hell of even coming close to securing their own complete surrender to your superior forces and intellect. being a glutton for punishment I say "come at me, eire-boy!" So sure, what the hell. I prefer to play games that have like infantry and artillery and tanks and blowing up and stuff, and I mostly like to have any one of the nationalities in the game as my team. (no Candians! {until they admit they are just bigger goofier, and colder americans but still have royalty in their lives}) Big Giant freaking scenarios take too long, so either make up a quick one or pick a smallish premade. I am too dumb to buy my own troops effectively. If my idiot raving hasn't completely put you off to playing against me...send me a PBEM. I hope you do not get bored with all of my dying.I am honored by your challenge Peng <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The pool is a dysfunctional family for PLAYING CM. It is sanctioned and bears the imprimatur of the most high.* So if you don't like it then SOD OFF YA GIT. Do not expect us to welcome you or be nice. There is a certain protocol. 1) Pick out some other minion (not the pool at large) or earless ratfaced boy. Taunt them with style and verve, alliterate and prevaricate. In short,Sound off like ya have a pair! Do not expect games with the senile old ones, rather focus on someother scum sucking newbie, fo rthe enertainment of us all. 2) Hang around for awhile, get the feel of the place, avod disinfectant and if this is your gig, and you are willing to mortgage your immortal soul, well, line forms to the right. If you prefer something a bit more risque, there is your immoral soul, that's Mace over there... ahem, now where was I? Oh yes 3) It's a game and we like it here so that being said, get lost. For further information please contact our Solicitors at the Old Firm. Inquiries and questions may be answered here for the historically minded Peng FAQ * <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>It is a place for member sof the forum to meet up with other CM players, hurl incredibly funny and, for the most part intelligent, insults and taunts back and forth wage war via Combat Mission with each other, hone their tactical and gameplay techniques and generally tick off people from time to time. Think of it as a huge disfunctional PBEM/TCP game community with an abusive father, a neglect Mother and a Cousin that keeps bumming the other members of the family for cigarette money. We read it (if the verb READ is really applicable) from time to time, get a chuckle out of it and allow it to continue. And Why? Well because... Time to move on gentlemen.... Madmatt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: jd ]

Because it took so long to finish this and I have brought it up before...... Lorak! thus note: Marlow - Loss jdm - Win

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: I am ...fiendishly MODed. That was the part I was using with Emma! Sheesh...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Really Marcel, don't you think in the interest of full disclosure you reall need to let Emma know that what she thought was so "magnifique" was really a low res .bmp stretched about as far as it could go. [ 05-27-2001: Message edited by: jd ]

leeoooooooooooooooo :eek: the petulant upstart (who lives entirely too close to my area for comfort), who hides behind his alter-identity of flouncy boy 9and has ears like Stuka...hmm wonder if dalem would liek a replacement set) has sent a Berli set up. Le Camp du Castellet Crossroads. Opening it with trepidation, I discover that there are no yawning chasms or firey pits, rather a very nicely detailed and designed set up. So despite that evilness may be just ahead, a tip o' the hat to the dark one for his work. My only complaint tho is since I am playing as the French, I have to keep seeing that garçon de grenouille sans jambes Paws mug staring out at me with that prognathus jaw of his. chrysalises is complaining since he hasn't bothered to return the turn I sent FRIDAY ya putz. So in the spirit of compassion and help for the intelluctually challenged, a resend is on it's way. Wankers Hiram is trouncing me in some abortion called Custer's last stand. To many field guns and my poor PzGr's are left out in the open...oh well it will do the boy good to think he can win one, but next time, the advantage shall be mine, muhahahaha! Marltoad (he who plays two turns and disappears for awhile - I thnk this game startd in Feb!) is reduced to committing warcrimes against stragglers, because he can't move against my forces without dieing alot™ My fondest wish at this point is to hang another DRAW around Seanachai's neck like a rotting albatross, because it will irritate him so much. There can only be one, no two, no....arrgh, who cares! wildbrat and markymark x owe turns whenever theyget around to it. That is all...

When paradise is eclisped by the orb's dark void, and blackness seizes the small and fearful denizens scampering about the feet of giants, then driven to depths of frenzy and passion unknown they send unwanted (and unwashed) emails and thus as the forum lay like Romulus before, tatterd and in despair leeo, a minor nit spake thus <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Hi there , your an awfully , cute pool boy ,You want to have some luch with me . I need to come get some cement, give me a call I'm going to leave shortly . I Love You very much. Love [censored to protect the innocent] <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now leeo is about as alluring as a coon hounds vomit after a squirrel hunt, but he seems so innocent here. The shy lad soon sent a disclaimer saying his wife inadvertenly sent it. Hmmm the options....1) that's NO wife! 2) leeo needs to embrace and accept himself or 3) His wife didn't "mistakenly" send it to me! That being said we have adjourned to the boudoir of the CM battlefield to settle this as full blooded men, (...er, at least me. no saing about this youngster) Bauhaus, I may have found you an apprentice and don't turn your back! [ 05-24-2001: Message edited by: jd ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Woo hoo! My old username works again!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> as do both of mine!

need sleep gack [ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: jd ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: It is only fitting that the man not only continue to suffer under their existence, but that he be forced to deal with the members' rather disturbing spiritual lives.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In total agreement my dear Seanachai, never give the job to some one who wants it (besides it will so irritate him)..as for the eternal suffering and damnation (apart from Berli's pervue) rather reminds me of Hyperion .... Father Peng eternally condemend by his cruxiform to hear our eternal babbling..now who should fill the role of the Shrike? BTW FYI etc...real world™ stuff intrudes, expect no turns until mon/tues. Bugger off , that is all. [ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: jd ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Nanny nanny naa naa, I'm more of a windbag that you are! Wait up, what happened to jd, your slick, new, 21st century moniker? Was there already a jd inc. solicitors and estate agents, and they were going to sue you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> True David you are. I humbly bow. Nope just courious as to how many posts, member # etc. (na na I am 19 your senior!) I set my office computer to that moniker (more professional - hah!) Maybe I'll leave it, hmmmj could be jd, esq. you know! TTFN

What follows is the initial post from thePeng in Paradise thread and some guides to some of the threads for the scholarly research types. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Recent invocations of the Mutha Beautiful Peng Challenge thread have been in dreary and dank places. A tip o' the hat to Meeks for suggesting a tropical setting, the Carribean perhaps. So sit down on the lanai, put your feet up and let the tradewinds caress you as lovely maidens (and an occasional swarthy manservant for Kitty and Emma) rub oils and lotions.....and don't forget the little umbrellas in the drinks, so assuming Matts approval......Have at it boys, your own paradise..... Oh and a bit of history, given by Mark IV in in an earlier reply to the general question what is this place? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> The topic has never changed. It is still about ripping the skull off one's enemies, slurping out their brains, spitting the fibrous chunks into the eyes of passers-by, and belching with satisfaction. It is also a place for loathing the stupid and despising the obvious. There are no hamsters here. There were, but they became stupid and obvious. They were one of the many gifts your local Peng thread has given you, of the Outer Board. We have moved on. Expect more. This is the place for playing the damned game! Not for another button on the user interface that undoes all your mistakes and sucks the bullets back into the guns, not for quibbling over ballistics and optics, not for amusing anecdotes about what your Panther did against the AI this morning, but for taking the game as it stands and pointing all these wonderful weapons at one another. You've never heard music until you've heard the bleating of a gut-shot cesspooler. Long live the Peng Thread! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A Thousand Years of Peng....... Thread 2 http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/011566.html 10/12/00-11/28/00 104 pages Aussie adventure : http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/013030.html 11/28/00-12/18/00 40 pages The escape from Down under http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/013850.html 12/18/00-1/12/01 37 pages The Meeks Diversion: Time to lock the forum... http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/014862.html 1/12/01-1/22/01 23pages Kinder Gentler Cess http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/015377.html 1/22/01-1/30/01 25 pages Maple Leaf up! http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/015730.html 1-30-01-02/07/01 20 pages Germany http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/016037.html 2/07/01-2/21/01 15 pages Peng in Paradise http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/016566.html 2/21/01-current