Croda

Alright you scum-sucking maggots! I owe each and every one of you turns (plus some people who haven't the gonads to post in this holy pool of filth). I spent the night doing other stuff..."Why?" you may ask? To keep my wife off of my back. I will now spend the entire evening plotting, planning, prognosticating, and making calls to FedEx to overnight the body bags that YOU will all need when you receive my turns. PawBOOM! You are on the retreat allready, and it's turn 6. I will push you hard these next few turns and see if I can't sweep you all off of the map. Chupacadabara, I plan on employing those tactics to take your 2 guns off of that hill. Be wise, retreat now. PawBOOM will show you how. Stuka, I'm not going to taunt you until I expect that we're at least within 500 meters of each other. Until then, I clear my nose at you! And don't worry about Mensch's record, it will read 0/1/0 quite soon. Mensch, you cocky boy! A circus? A CIRCUS!?! My ire has never run deeper. You, sir, shall now see my irritated side. Elvis, Sounds like you and Ping-Peng are playing the same map as we are...I wonder how that works... Shandorff, I spent the night with my wife mocking your setup. She even thought it was funny, and she hasn't the first darn clue. She said to me, "That Shandorff must be really dumb." I said, "Well, we prefer to just call him a flaming insipid moron...dumb refers to mute people, dear." Herr Ovaries. If you are honestly that interested in the vat hot blazing death that I have saved aside for you, then I'll crack her open tonight and pour you a tall glass. And all hail my sponser, jdmorse. jdmorse, it's how I spell relief. And Peng, that thing with the little boys? Just clear your browser's history before the next person gets on the PC. And YK2, just who the hell are you? And Bullethead and Rainpoet...I want to see some despicable-ness in your posts! Don't tell these hammerheads what you really think of them...tell them what you would think of them if the fileted your grandmother and served her over pilaf to your neighbor's rabid monkey. And did every one see that I made that guy's signature file? COOL! And ACTOR, wtf? These I posted in the cesspool and ran away people are annoying. If you're going to dip a little toesie in to test the water, then dive right the hell on in. You'll be bitten harder if you run away. It's like quicksand, the more you struggle, the more you sink. Just accept the insanity as normal, and embrace it like you would an old sock. You remember it fondly, but it's a smelly ass old sock! And any of you others go away before I taunt you a second time! ------------------ "Nuts!" [This message has been edited by Croda (edited 10-17-2000).]

Oberst, you sorry excuse for a scurvy-riddled, lilly-livered, squint-eyed, pre-pubescent, half-pint, proto-homonid! You dare challenge Croda The Great! Croda The Mighty! Croda The Magnificent! Croda The Loquacious! Croda The Effervescent! I will not only send you the most vile and tormentuous setup ever seen by human civilization, but I will use said setup to denounce, destroy, and otherwise defile and de-kidney you! You have only a few hours to repent...once the sacred setup is sent, there is no quarter given! [This message has been edited by Croda (edited 10-16-2000).]

You see panic, that's all there is to it. Oberst, you sorry excuse for a scurvy-riddled, lilly-livered, squint-eyed, pre-pubescent, half-pint, proto-homonid! You dare challenge Croda The Great! Croda The Mighty! Croda The Magnificent! Croda The Loquacious! Croda The Effervescent! I will not only send you the most vile and tormentuous setup ever seen by human civilization, but I will use said setup to denounce, destroy, and otherwise defile and de-kidney you! You have only a few hours to repent...once the sacred setup is sent, there is no quarter given! ------------------ "Nuts!"

Shandorff, if we play in snow, then I can use my 'make them eat the yellow snow' defence...it's a nasty one. ------------------ "Nuts!"

You wait, BaBoon, I've got your file, and when I load it up, I plan on nothing but death and destruction for you. And if any of your little Frenchies are left over when the turn ends, I'll make sure they die double rough the next turn, for making me have to kill them a second time! who is this YK2 and how do you know each other so scarily well? ------------------ "Nuts!"

YA! And you know something else? When I was watching Stripes, and Bill Murray was being a clown in Basic Training, I said "There's no way!" and I just couldn't handle it any more after that. Send that setup, Shandorff, I'm gonna git ya. ------------------ "Nuts!"

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ "Nuts!"

The best place is right here, in the Pool de Cess (The CessPool for the linquistically challenged). Ask around, pick a fight, and you'll find one. Otherwise, I've found tournament house a good place. I have about 13 games going now. Almost all from the 2 above sources. ------------------ "Nuts!"

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Now behave or I'll have to post your picture... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This may be the first time I've ever been truly afraid in the Cesspool...dare I ask what this is all about? ------------------ "Nuts!"

Color me confused... ------------------ "Nuts!"

Kind of curious, what did people think of Courage Under Fire, the Denzel Washington/Meg Ryan film. I actually enjoyed it and thought it showed Desert Storm in a way that it hadn't been shown before...now I don't know enough to speak to whether or not it keeps to anything remotely factual or not. ------------------ "Nuts!"

Well, for the record I will admit that this is the first time I have ever heard the term "Vertical Smile" used in reference to male anatomy. Thank you for the lesson, I'm going to go vomit now. ------------------ "Nuts!"

I have a better idea, who don't you just keep that neglige to yourself and never, ever, mention it again, ok? ------------------ "Nuts!"

Peng eats warm GrapeNuts and a sourdough bagel, with salmon flavored cream cheese, with a cup of black coffee. And he reads the Wall Street Journal, though he doesn't own any stock. And he where's slippers, red fluffy ones. ------------------ "Nuts!"

quite true, and pathetic. But in case you're wondering, they don't think of anything after the Industrial Revolution because teachers never get that far along. High School kids have no concept on anything in the 20th century, unless they lived it, and we all know how difficult it is to put into perspective anything that you're seeing first hand. You got it right that it is an indictment of the schools. For those of you who are not living in the U.S., our school systems are a sham, thus why Americans are getting dumber and vote for people like Bush and Gore when decent candidates like John McCain go unwanted. Oh where oh where has Colin Powell gone. Geez...did I get off topic? why didn't one of stop me? I liked Memphis Belle, and I liked Iron Eagle the same as I liked Red Dawn...if I were to watch it now, then maybe it wouldn't have the same je ne sais quoi. As for no good Louis Gossett films, let me say Enemy Mine and go on my way. ------------------ "Nuts!"

and that from a man who lives close enough to Peng that he just might know the truth too... ------------------ "Nuts!"

dirkd, to date myself, I went and saw Red Dawn for my 12th birthday, IIRC. I too loved and relived it as a boy, but I'm afraid to watch it now...something about a 14 year old kid with an AK-47 trying to take down a gunship just doesn't sit right with me anymore. As for the Green Berets, how do you differentiate between and artless piece of crap (Green Berets) and an artsy piece of crap (Thin Red Line)? Green Berets does little more than Tour of Duty did, and that was a rocking series. Peter-san. Where is my Peter-san? How can you not love that? [This area used to contain a political defense of Green Berets, but was removed because no one wants to discuss the political environment of the late '60's and early '70's in the US] Suffice it to say that I love John Wayne movies and Green Berets doesn't bother me in the least, but feel free to despise it. There are 100+ other JW movies to love! Though Fighting Seabees was a little tough to swallow. ------------------ "Nuts!"

I'm surprised that people show such hatred for The Green Berets. While it is decidedly slanted, it serves its purpose. The idea was to show that perhaps there is a viable reason for the U.S. to be in Vietnam. Have we become so jaded and cynical that we lose that entirely? The same goes for the Patriot...what was wrong there? If everyone's looking for ultra-realism, then enlist and go fight somewhere. The movies are for story-telling. The History Channel is for reality. ------------------ "Nuts!"

WOLVERINES!!!! ------------------ "Nuts!"

Can you all do me a favor and leave John Wayne movies out of this poll? It's sacreligious to call a Duke movie bad. I love the man, and almost voted for Flying Tigers until I realized that I couldn't say a word against the big guy! ------------------ "Nuts!"

By the way, can we get any sort of update on the Cleansing of Meeks {not that type of cleansing, bauhaus}? I'd like to know how the battle for the supreme thread has been going. Any of the combatants care to post the current situation? Or, since Captain Hamster won't post any more due to utter humiliation at his thread's topplement, can the Knight who says many longwinded things please comment? ------------------ "Nuts!"

Why yes it IS a Kubelwagen! How did you know. You can go on ignoring it now...it won't hurt you. ------------------ "Nuts!"

Comments on Pvt Ryan: Welcome to Hollywood. The problem is that if Spielberg (or any other director for that matter) set out to make a film that was true to war then they would find no funding as the audience would be very small compared to the general movie-going populace. A scene that had the Germans going house to house coming down the street would have been difficult to film, and difficult to understand when watching. Movie-goers want to get what they came for, or else the movie will get reviewed harshly and no one else goes to see it. That's commercialism. While I agree that the film after the invasion scene could have used an extra dose of realism, the fact remains that most people would not want to see that, making it very difficult for a film-maker to make that film. As it is, the movie remains one of, if not the best and most realistic film about war to date. ------------------ "Nuts!"

The Big Red 1? Suck? I think the beating I'm dishing out to you is affecting your ability to discern quality from garbage. The Big Red 1 is fantastic, unless there is another Mark Hammil WWII movie. As far as I'm concerned, they're isn't a bad war movie, as they're all better than Driving Miss Daisy or some other chick-flick. I can even sit through The Thin Red Line if I have to, and that was a painful bore. The Big Red 1 sucked....I'm going to step up the level of beating that I'm administering you for that comment. ------------------ "Nuts!"

Rainpoet: The first thing you need to do is stick your face down into the water and choke down a big old mouthfull or two of festering cess water (just not too close to PeterNZer...we don't like to talk about what HE does in the water, ewww!). Now when all of the rancid and rotten filth gets to your stomach, the first thing that it's going to want to do is come back up again. That is what you want. When that comes flying out, direct it and all of the horrid words that you're thinking as it comes out, right at a member of the forum. That is how you get into the spirit. If you have nothing but vulgar abuse, you can be a little GermanBoy. If you use words that have gone unused for so long that they get dusty, then you are a Hamster. If you drone on endlessly and people nap during your posts, then you have achieved Seanachai fame. If you have to translate everything from your native french before posting and you end up almost making sense in several different ways, then you are a PawBroon. If you are elloquent beyond words, dashing, cunning, suave, debonair, caring and come with a witty and wry smile, then GO THE HELL AWAY! We don't want your kind. Depravity is the drug, sincerity the enemy, and gloating the apex of Cesspoolian society. ------------------ "Nuts!"