russellmz
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i hate to say it, but "Burpelson Air Force Base": the Dr. Strangelove scenario i made.
i have little in joke "easter eggs" spread throughout, a few surprises(for someone else at least), some fireworks, dr. strangelove movie references obvious and not so obvious, some funny stuff, and a few squads that i know "personally" or at least recognize and made up stories about in my head. plus it is like solving a puzzle in order to succeed in the stated mission. AND i was the one who made it.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:
The battleship map is brilliant - I love it! Kudos to russelmz!
Check out the latest from the sale under NEWS at http://forwardobserver.homestead.com/index.html
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i'm really pleased to hear you say that, thanks!
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Opens the door to a St. Nazaire map and scenario, doesn't it? Or has that been done?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
i just read about that right now after you mentioned it on the internet. great story. however, i'll just wanted to make a ship "model". but anyone can feel free to make a scenario using the map.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuperTed:
Check out DeanCo's first update since tying the knot.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>WOW...check it out dudes! and congrats deanco!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuperTed:
Check out all the remodeling that's been done at Scipio Base.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
hey super ted,
if i changed my site's name to "A Combat Mission Scenarios Site" would it be listed at the top
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RCHRD:
Isn't today Hitler's birthday?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
and Columbine...
please no one rant about divorce rates, gun control, tv, or computer games...well CM is ok!
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i don't know whether to keep my vehicles hodge podge or all the same theme like the tan vehicles above...everything looks sweet
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Madmatt:
Everyone keeps saying how the Search is broken but it works fine for me. It's a little slow but with over 200,000 posts to get through thats understandable. I am checking to see if perhaps people with non-broadband connections are timing out though just to be sure.
Madmatt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
i have a t1 college campus connection and it is MUCH slower than the other search...
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tss:
Jarmo wrote:
Too bad the channel is undergroundish and unlikely to have many wievers interested in strategic games, mainly appealing to the console crowd.
Undergroundish? If that channel tried to get little more underground than it is right now, they would end up surfacing on the other side.
But I have to admit that they have some pretty original stuff. I don't know of any other channel that has a feature show devoted to reviewing pr0n movies.
- Tommi<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
there is a stupid "the man show" copycat on fx that does this. they have a guy and girl review it. be sure never to watch it...
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav:
before long, Gustav would enlist, if only because the food on a boat in the middle of the ocean was better than the food at college. (sadly true) Gustav debated which service to join. After a few beers, it was obvious that the best one would be...
[ 04-18-2001: Message edited by: 109 Gustav ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...the one that didn't have the recruiter say(when u refuse) "i'm...well, i'm hurt...deep down...where i'm soft...like a woman..." and that service was...
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looks awesome dude.
{np dude}
[ 04-18-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Commissar:
...sheep? What the heck is she doing with that back and forth motion - oh, wait, that ain't Kitty at all! Its Mace wearing a wig and Latex! Hey Mace, that suit is so tight I can see your...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...uh...hey what is that thing? a time machine?
get real, do you see a steering wheel on this thing? No it's a...
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BloodyBucket:
Why does eating lunch make you more likely to be mad?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
oh, don't get gustav 109 started on the quality of his college food
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav:
"Smells like napalm, tastes like chicken!"
Quiz- anyone know what game this is from?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
starts with M, first listing
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dalem:
(And although no one has actually calculated the odds of getting a Royal Fizzbin, I assure you that they are astronomical.)
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well, it IS a tuesday...
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http://www.stodge.net/combat1/greenstuG.jpg
yep...green all right...btw, is the link in your signature supposed to be ending in
.htmL
or
.htm
?
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr:
After getting that out of their system, the former earth defenders wandered off to . . .
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...write their brave story...but it got caught up in legal battles over who wrote what...then the lawyers...there were so many lawyers you'd think there was tobacco leaking out of everyone's breast implants...and you got your shipping and handling...then the taxes...freakin hell the taxes...dang idiots in washington...make me so angry i just want to, to...i-!...where's my gun! i'll...
{aside: the above is a rip off of a plymtoon movie where a guy is ranting about taxes while saying grace...needless to say i do not advocate taking arms against the government (ours at least
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott:
You know I ran a search with the key words "Do a search' last week and only got back 200 entries. It makes me think the search function is limited to 200 entries only or something is broken. Fix or somefink!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>it was always like that i think...
the search is at least five times slower than the old one...i dislike...and the search by member number...apparently they want you to use as much server time as possible to get your info...sux
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Originally posted by 109 Gustav:
i recommend you get rid of that message gus...im pretty sure u did something not quite legal, more serious than pirating i think.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Olle Petersson:
He lives in China, and if he orders CM by mail it will most certainly be lost en route (all copies sent). Bying a copy on the street costs $1.50, and is delivered directly.
Cheers
Olle<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
why is it guaranteed to be lost?
my dad mails stuff care packages to china all the time and no complaints about it being lost...
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav:
Great mod, I like the camo pattern.
I agree with Wolfpack, it needs some dirt and rust on the wheels.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
so many excellent mods
tiger or måkjager ...
tiger or måkjager ...
tiger or måkjager ...
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Brian:
So I need to have my image "reside" some place.
Are there any areas (preferably free) that someone can reccommend.
Thanks again!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
[photopoint is free now but will turn into a pay site in a few weeks, and you get ~10 pics hosted free.
right now the only free website place that lets u post on the forum is homestead.com
dont know if that will last for long either...
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rob/1:
This is becoming a Pang like thread!
dew to some dum problem with stodge.net you may have to type in the below link.
[ 04-16-2001: Message edited by: Rob/1 ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
is it
.../downloads.htm
or
.../downloads.htmL<==
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav:
CMHQ chat, where Gustav had spent most of Saturday night. Still, this was better than Mannheim ManureCart's hangout, a bar in Key West, where he frequently tried to pick up hot "girls" with names like...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...Lola, L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, Gus' not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed him tight she nearly broke his spine
Oh Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, he's not dumb but he can't understand
why she walks like a woman and...
(aside:thnx! the "super karate monkey death car" always brings a laugh)
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jgdpzr:
Just click on them and place them wherever you want them.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
yep, right-click and you can move them like a unit
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..."bad clown making like super american car racers, I would make them sweat, war war!"
Then rob/1 sez:
"but rob/1 has fear? a thousand times no. i never doubted myself for a minute for i knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung.
glorious sunset of my heart was fading. soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. but rob/1 has fancy plans... and pants to match. the monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would...beat the donkey."
either that was maximus of rob/1, i forget. then the FAQ split in two like an ameoba and max and rob/1 both exclaimed...
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==) FAQ (== How to take a Screenshot and More!
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Posted
...the bts forum users complaint box. some of the complaint cards fell out and phillies tried to find a blank one to write a complaint about the complaint box.
As he read them phillies said, "all these complaints are stupid!"
gustav: "a complaint about the complaint box...delicious!"
Mannheim Tanker: "well how stupid could they be?"
phillies "Well, let's have a look here... You Suck... You Suck... Steve and Charles Rule... If you read this faq thread you are a dork... Coupon for one free kiss from maximus if you are a girl... Need more complaint cards... Coupon for one free kiss from maximus if you are a GUY... You will go on a journey happy long time ... mace is a perv... no I'm not... yes you are... no I'm not infinity... yes you are infinity plus one... and this one... I have doobie in my funk, which I assume is from some reference to the Parliament Funkadelic's song Chocolate City... You got peanut butter in my chocolate... you got chocolate in my peanut butter... together they taste like crap...MrSpkr has been staring at me all day - - - and I love it... and this one says, "I try to be good hard worker man... but thread so messy - so so messy..."
Michael Dorosh: "i think that ones probably from the um... faq author."
phillies: "Ohhh, oh then that one's legitimate.... uhhh, who's the black private dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?.."
everyone: "SHAFT!!"
philles: "and... Help, I'm being held prisoner in in a complaint box."
after seeing the faq author violating copyright law by stealing this bit from newsradio and watching the various goings on, philles found a blank card and wrote his own complaint...
[ 04-22-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ]