Noba
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*worships* </font>Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:
WAAAARRRRNIE,WAAAARRRRNIE,WAAAARRRRNIE,WAAAARRRRNIE....
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Well, it's Christmas Morning and my Better Half is fretting because the Kids are late turning up for breakfast - as usual.
So starts the day of festivity.
A Merry Seasonal Greeting to you all.
Now go and be usefull, and be nice to others at least once.
Noba.
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Game file numbering is for LOSERS. Oh, wait! I just beat you with a Total Victory, didn't I!Originally posted by Elvis:Imade it through...took pausing and walking away and coming backa few times but I did it.
The game of ping pong is not spelled peng pong.
Anyone in the mood to discuss game file numbering?
Cunningly ambushed you in an Andreas "game".
So there goes that idea...or does it?
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That Elf has breasts... not that there is anything wrong with that! So it must really be an Elfess.
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Don't do that, you'll go blind. Send a turn instead.Originally posted by Elvis:Wankers.
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Don't do that, you'll go blind. Send a turn instead.Originally posted by Elvis:Wankers.
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Don't do that, you'll go blind. Send a turn instead.Originally posted by Elvis:Wankers.
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"SOD OFF" I will. Nevertheless, the Z's belong to bauhaus.Originally posted by LoneSyrian:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
LoneSybian ... please delete just a few of those FREAKING Z's ... I'm the beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread and I hate having to scroll.
Joe
p.s. As you have no email address in your profile ... feel free to <big>SOD OFF!</big>
As for the eBail, Sybia is a dictatorship, like in North Kobia, Sybians arent' allowed to maintain indeBendant eBail addresses.
Sorry I obbended you. Bao Bao.
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"SOD OFF" I will. Nevertheless, the Z's belong to bauhaus.Originally posted by LoneSyrian:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
LoneSybian ... please delete just a few of those FREAKING Z's ... I'm the beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread and I hate having to scroll.
Joe
p.s. As you have no email address in your profile ... feel free to <big>SOD OFF!</big>
As for the eBail, Sybia is a dictatorship, like in North Kobia, Sybians arent' allowed to maintain indeBendant eBail addresses.
Sorry I obbended you. Bao Bao.
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"SOD OFF" I will. Nevertheless, the Z's belong to bauhaus.Originally posted by LoneSyrian:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
LoneSybian ... please delete just a few of those FREAKING Z's ... I'm the beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread and I hate having to scroll.
Joe
p.s. As you have no email address in your profile ... feel free to <big>SOD OFF!</big>
As for the eBail, Sybia is a dictatorship, like in North Kobia, Sybians arent' allowed to maintain indeBendant eBail addresses.
Sorry I obbended you. Bao Bao.
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Oh get over it. The tosser has been drinking all day, watching the Poms choke on their way to losing the Ashes.Originally posted by Seanachai:That fecking Speedy.
wipes a tear from an eye
Could there be a more archetypal Australian?!
Tears... you've been on the slops as well. The archetypal Australian does that AT THE GROUND. Not in his back yard.
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Happy birthday Lady Rose. May you have many more.Originally posted by Boo Radley:Not that any of you complete wasters deserve to know it, today is Lady Rose's birthday.
A very young 44.
Radley, you realise that posting ages of females on the innernet is taboo - especially for one's Better Half. (Although in your case that would most likely be, Better Three Quarters).
So suicide is the only way a decent Male can redeem himself. Hop to it and report back on your success.
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How many gallons per mile does it manage?Originally posted by Abbott:Merry Christmas to my wife, this year she gets a new Dodge Durango.
Merry Christmas to me when I drive it..335 horsepower out of the box, I wonder what a Superchip would raise it to?
I take it you own shares in an oil well?
Perhaps the local service station?
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Posted by Seanachai.
When our glorious continent was closer to Antarctica, the locals said. "Bugger this for a lark, we're moving north. This is too much like north 'merica! Too bloody cold".If Australia had the 6 months of our winter, it would have separated the wheat from the chaff ages ago.So they got to working on the program to adjust the tectonics and the glorious continent has been making considerable progress towards the equator ever since. The climate is approaching perfect and will stay that way unless you stupid northern hemisphere louts keep spewing pollution into the air.
And when we finally get there, paradise will be even more perfect. We'll be far enough away from North 'merica to be able to ignore you, and basically the rest of the world as well. We will have pushed asia into siberia and have the lower half of the planet all to ourselves. Well, except for sou' 'america and sou' africa. No matter.
So quit whining about how cold it is there. Put on another layer of clothes, turn up the thermostat and shut the h*ll up!
Emigrate... come and join us. You know you want to. Mace will sponser you. I'll even buy you a beer.
Noba.
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You couldn't tell a joke if the fate of your prostate was riding on it.Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:
Two Minnesotans...
BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!
There's nothing worse on this planet than a Squarehead trying to tell a Squarehead joke.
Horrible. It's like watching the Humor equivalent of a racist lynching... </font>
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Ummm ... always wear new socks?Originally posted by Joe Shaw:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
... {snipped}...
So now YOU know what it feels like, don't you, Mr. Joe Shaw? Eh? Eh??
Let that be a lesson to you.
NO wait, I know ... never attack a Japanese Betty from the rear, that 20mm is murder.
What do I win?
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"Guessing the quote", huh ?Originally posted by Mace:Whoops. How'd that happen?
I know....!!
What your Mother said when she found out she was pregnant with you.
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Stupid Euro-peon.Originally posted by stikkypixie:Woohoo my normal surf speed is restored!
There is no surf in Ghent.
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Not as evil as tequila... ask Elvis.Originally posted by dalem:Gin is evil.
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Sneaks silently up and reaches out a finger to scratch....Originally posted by Kitty:*stretches out in the sun and goes to sleep*
.... thinks better of it! Sneaks away. Better to let sleeping cats lie.
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If it comes back, it's a Faux Croda. But it won't come back... it owes me a setup.Originally posted by MrPeng:Is that a real Croda or a Faux Croda?
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Feckers. Fecking feckers. Wha' hadnae tha dun? Skippin' tha raint as par. Burning tha carpet as par. Droppin' non-****e doon tha toilet as par. Kickin' oot tha screen door as par. Playin tha feckin' music tae loud an' causin' tha other tenaints tae moove oot as par. Makin' oop stories aboot feck all as tae wah tha raint as noo paid as par. Feckers.Originally posted by OGSF:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:
So what did they do?
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That's strange. I love screwing the public. </font>Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF:
Ah hate feckin' tenants.
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Maybe if you trod on one of them, making it nine, then you wouldn't feel so threatened...Originally posted by OGSF:Ah hate feckin' tenants.
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Peng Challenges all Other Threads to Fisticuffs on Boxing Day
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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... and you could send a turn as well.
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