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    The Peng Challenge Thread....Drunken Shotgun of the Gods

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Stuka:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    Guess I should get my passport in order...

    You mean, "ask the department of interior to have it returned"

    In other news the Hamstertruppen of your old Unca Stukey have biatch-slapped the bolski hordes of Noba to a 70-30 defeat.

    Imagine loosing 13 pieces of armour to only capture 1 teeny weeny little flag? Tut, Tut, 'tis to shame Noba, 'tis to shame.... </font>

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    The Peng Challenge Thread....Drunken Shotgun of the Gods

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Noba:

    Ultra-Gamey-Hull-Down-On-a-Bank-position..

    Originally posted by Stuka:

    And who is attacking with crews now hmmmm?

    Well let me number the reasons...

    Their tanks are minus a few parts wot make them move under their own power and they didn't want to push them so the Commissar promised them lots of vodka if they would like to just finish off the few poor German defenders. Or sumfink.

    Turns out tomorrow.

    And those rules suck.

    Noba.

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    It's a Man's Life in the Peng Challenge Thread!

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Stuka:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

    Fancy taking gun armed half tracks to a battle, then parking them in the middle of the fight and not using them.

    Would that be anything like the 'little Henschel that could' taking out your 2 AA halftracks and 3 T-34's that you so kindly angle parked in close order at the entrance to my village which has now earned the coveted "most unfriendly town in Poland 1944" award? </font>
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    It's a Man's Life in the Peng Challenge Thread!

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    So, it's a sing-song you'll all be wanting?

    Foine, foine, foine, me pointy headed troglodytes.

    This'll be sung to the tune of "The Farmer in the Dell"...

    Oh, Noba is a swine.

    Oh, Noba is a swine.

    I hate his stupid, sodding, stinking, Staghounds running around the whole map like he's taking a bleeding Sunday jaunt with a freaking parasol over his thick, bony head and I just want them both to die, die, DIE in a burning, flaming, exploding, cacaphonous, end of the FREAKING world, judgement day is upon us and may the divil take the hindmost, Oh GAWD, I just hate them so very, very much, I can feel my teeth grinding in my skull!!!!!

    Oh, Noba is a swine.

    Thank you.

    A sing song? Most likely to be one like this..

    Hi Ho.

    Hi Ho.

    It's off to-Smack-Boo we go.

    Just you and me..

    ..and a Staghound, or three.

    Hi Ho.

    Hi Ho.

    Gawd, you've got the tactical acumen of Olde Foul Joe. Zilch, zero - nothing. Fancy taking gun armed half tracks to a battle, then parking them in the middle of the fight and not using them.

    Oh. And then letting them get flanked.. remember, no turrets on those on-fire-now, thin-skinned-clanketty things...

    Christmas does come early around these parts. Thanks Boo

    Noba.

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    I have gone over to the Peng challenge side

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Abbott:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    And not only that, but Joe had to walk 35 miles to school each day, through the snow, UPHILL BOTH WAYS, carrying his entire family on his back! And when he got there, the teacher fed him nothing but a bowl of freezing poison and shattered glass, seasoned with his own bile and then he had to kill mastodons USING NOTHING BUT HIS BREECHCLOUT!

    (Nothing too difficult about that, though upon reflection)

    Heh, smoke another one. </font>
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    I have gone over to the Peng challenge side

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Sticks thumbs in ears and wiggles fingers in Noba's direction
    I figgured out what you remind me of. A Pulsar.

    An extremely dense bit of material, the left-overs of some past glory, although in your case, that's really stretching things. Doomed to spend the rest of it's life rotating at spectacular speed and shining in everyones faces with boring regularity...round and round, posting the same old, same old. Really, you and Joe have so much in common.

    .... "Look at Meeeee"

    .... "Look at Meeeee"

    .... "Look at Meeeee"

    Totally without any worth, boringly repetitious.

    Send a turn.

    Noba.

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    I have gone over to the Peng challenge side

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:

    Anyway alleged photos can be found here.

    You are to photography what the Brits are to dental hygiene. </font>
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    I have gone over to the Peng challenge side

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

    Posted

    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka:

    I hate Noba.

    I owe Noba a setup, but I am making him wait for it.

    Not long now and he will start begging. </font>

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