Noba
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Not even remotely true. I read my posts silently to myself because I like the echo I get inside my head.Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
...I bet you wished there was sound on the internet so you could hear your posting instead of having to read each of them out loud. I feel sorry for your family, they must go through an inordi... Bloody LOTs of earplugs. No wonder you think you sound like a motor boat. Droning on, going nowhere important, slowly...
Noba.
Sounds like Richard Burton (The actor bloke) reciting Shakespeare in a bloody cathedral, it does. </font>
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Are we upsetting you, by up to now, ignoring you?Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
I wish you two girls would have your pillow fights elsewhere.
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Are we upsetting you, by up to now, ignoring you?Originally posted by Boo Radley:I wish you two girls would have your pillow fights elsewhere.
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He wouldn't get in... they already have you as their clown.</font>Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:
Have you considered running away to join the circus?
Michael
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Yeah, only a Yank would get it arsed-about.Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:
4x2 packs a bigger wallop.
Say, Boo. How about I hit you around the back of your grotesque head with MY piece of 4 by 2 and then repeat the process with Your piece of 2 by 4 and you tell me if you can feel the difference.
Pillock.
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He wouldn't get in... they already have you as their clown.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:Have you considered running away to join the circus?
Michael
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Yeah, only a Yank would get it arsed-about.Originally posted by Speedy:4x2 packs a bigger wallop.
Say, Boo. How about I hit you around the back of your grotesque head with MY piece of 4 by 2 and then repeat the process with Your piece of 2 by 4 and you tell me if you can feel the difference.
Pillock.
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Obviously he is out, getting a bigger piece of 4 by 2.Originally posted by stoat:rleete
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Noba.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:You know, Nobody, one day you are going to get so drunk you forget the way to the liquor store.
Yep.
You're going to wake up to that which you fear the most: sobriety.
Yep.
You're going to catch a glimpse of the reflection of your face in the mud puddle you slept in, and nothing will stand between you and the horror of realizing that you have spent your entire life being wrong about everything.
Yep, I can understand that - I'm married.
Just think of it, your entire life wasted. And then you are going to wish with every fiber of your being that you were dead. So why wait? Avoid that agonizing moment. Kill yourself now.
If it pleases the court. Can I have Community Service instead ?
Michael
ps. You sir, are still a coward.
pps. You spelt fibre wrong.
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Despite Emrys' chronological age, it's the mental age that fits that scenario.Originally posted by rleete:You obviously don't have a 2-year-old, and see it every. single. day.
(You need to use a bigger piece of '4 by 2'...)
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Actually, I have many. I'm a better man than you are, Gunga-Dink.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
I'm sure you have one redeeming feature.
Of course, like any true Aussie, you will not allow a small matter like facts or truth get in the way of a loud rant, eh?
I pity you.
Michael </font>
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Avoiding the chores. </font>Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:
Why is Mace in North America?
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And you are a blivet. But I am far too much of a gentleman to say so.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
You Sirrah, are a Coward!
Michael </font>
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You Sirrah, are a Coward!Originally posted by Michael Emrys:Snip ..If you have trouble understanding the word 'NO'.....Snip
Michael
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Blessed Peace. Now if you do an impersonation of an SSN Sodding off, bliss will be our reward as well.Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:I have nothing to say to you people.
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I've actually been face-to-face, with Mace... Over a tank or two at Pucka.There is an insidious Antipodean creeping around in your midst...No, wait... that still doesn't sound right! Anyway, he is not insidious, that's a Star Wars character, isn't it?
Noba.
ps. If anyone finds him, keep him. Just keep him supplied with beer else he gets a bit feral.
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He looks like a washed up alcoholic old has-been trying to squeeze a few more bucks out of a hapless audience by permitting himself to be publically humiliated.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:
And I believe his name is spelled Jon English.
And the blond looks like a twit who is hoping that this will be the big break that leads to stardom.
The whole display is purely disgusting. It's a wonder someone in the audience didn't do the world a favor by gunning them both down. How did they miss having Pshaw as the MC? That would have rounded out the production perfectly.
Michael </font>
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Now that is a good and loyal thing to do...SNIP
....technically I wasn't barracking for Geelong but for a mate who was playing his first AFL game. It's just that my mate was playing for Geelong.
SNIP
How did he go ?
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There is one more peak left for Joe to climb, and that would be getting Charles on a podcast.Originally posted by Battlefront.com:Congrats to Joe Shaw for posting the 9th, and obviously best, podcast to his website. The only negative thing I can see here is that now that he has hit his apex, there is but one direction this can head now. On the plus side, this is Peng Challenge Thread stuff we're talking about, so it's not like it has far to fall before smacking into the pavement.
Steve
Go to it, Joe !!
(Of course if he fails in this last quest, well, we would think that's normal. We are used to Joe's failures).
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OMFG! You've left yourself so wide open there's almost no joy in responding, but since I'm a pr*ck........Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
Why don't you hop onto the MIGHTY WEST COAST EAGLES bandwagon before it's too late? It's ok, we take all types of recalcitrants.
....."That's obvious from your membership".
PS tsk, tsk, what's this blatant use of a smiley in our own MBT? </font>
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Well I'm glad to see you know class when you see it.Originally posted by Speedy:Something must be wrong with me I went to Telstra Dome today and actually barracked for Geelong.
Mind you, it's the lowest class you're likely to see around for a long time - unless it's Carlton... Backing losers must be in your genes, or sumfink.Why don't you hop onto the MIGHTY WEST COAST EAGLES bandwagon before it's too late? It's ok, we take all types of recalcitrants.
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Make sure you keep him.Originally posted by Nidan1:See you next month, Mace.
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Then you have nothing to fear..Originally posted by Seanachai:... the death of every good person
... lessens me.
..because your SELF must be made of very stern stuff. Even if you reduce all good people to only those good people you knew, then your inner reserves are unquenchable.
Think back to those closest to you and how saddened you felt at their passing. Think about how you felt then.
Life renews itself. Your life, everyones. When it stops renewing, we die. Those you knew have given you something to take forward towards your last breath. Use it, nurture it and make sure you don't waste it with maudlin thoughts.
You ain't dead yet, you old bugger. I know your time lies a long way in the future, you're too ornery to pass away easily.
Noba.
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Quickly hides CD's under the carpet...Originally posted by Boo Radley:Enya...
Noba.
Mind you, it's the lowest class you're likely to see around for a long time - unless it's Carlton... Backing losers must be in your genes, or sumfink.
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