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That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell
Lars replied to Joe Shaw's topic in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
God's Final Message to His Creation WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE -
That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell
Lars replied to Joe Shaw's topic in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
And I've been meaning to tell you that you really don't have the legs to pull it off successfully. No offense.</font> -
Careful. You push me and I'll go back and add even more decimal places.
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That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell
Lars replied to Joe Shaw's topic in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
At my place we have a strict "tight dresses only" code. -
God Save the Peng and this Honorable Challenge
Lars replied to MrSpkr's topic in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
It's Gamey Update Friday!!! Those Who Are Dying: Agua Perdido: Not really dying yet. But he will be as soon as CMBB comes out. You're on the top of the list, Mr. Yellow Perrier. You will be poured down the throats of my men for a victory celebration toast on the banks of the Volga and then sent downstream the usual satisfying way after internal processing. Iskander: I think I'm winning. Then again he could be. When he sends the file we'll both know. MrSpkr: My hatred for lawyers grows every time one of his turns shows up. What was it that Socrates said? "Lawyers are the meanest and smallest of men. They never talk about what they are interested in, but only what others pay them to". Wise man, Socrates. Might be why the lawyers killed him off. I'm going to lose this one, but I'm going to lose it with more skill than a mere paid talking head could ever muster. OGSF: Back from vacation and still P.O.'d about the Assault Boat. Has sent a squad with ONE man left and a sharpened ubersticker to dispatch it. Isn't that gamey? Noba: Going to lose. Have I mentioned lately that he's played this scenario before? AussieJeff: I like AJ. He dies well. And in great masses. Simon: He likes stone walls. I hate them. I would have stamped something rather rude on his carcass if there wasn't a wall around the churches on the map. And if his tanks weren't there either, I suppose. Off to the lake for the rest of the weekend. You know the drill by now. You'll get your turns when the beer runs out. -
God Save the Peng and this Honorable Challenge
Lars replied to MrSpkr's topic in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
M'Lady Kitty, A Modest Request. Knowing your great skill with mods {loved the King Tiger, still use it}, I was hoping you could properly immortalize the Olde Ones for CMBB. See, there is this little thing called Doodads that are being added. And, well, the game just won't be complete with out a Seanachai Lawn Gnome for the front yard. I believe Persephone would gladly furnish you with the requisite art work or you may check Lorak's collection of her photos. I think the wee Bard can be found on Page Two. Anything your talents could do in this direction would be greatly appreciated. You Humble Servant, Sir Lars -
God Save the Peng and this Honorable Challenge
Lars replied to MrSpkr's topic in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
eh, it's a start. -
France 1940 - Allied armor and the real German edge
Lars replied to JasonC's topic in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
Who does Sweden put on their boats? Choir boys? -
Mace, Mace, Mace. Imagine a hot night on the savanna with a South African Mutton Merino or a West African Dwarf. Perhaps a Qinghai Black Tibetan or Quanglin Large-tail, I bet they know a few exotic tricks. How about a Xinjiang Finewool to finish off an evening of Oriental delights? Or a harem of Blackhead Persians for a Thousand and One Arabian Nights? Tour Europe on five sheep a day with Algarvo Churros, Friesian Milk Sheep, Merinizzata italianas, Norwegian Furs, and Rouge de Roussilons (ooh la la). See the U.S.A. with the company of a California Varigated Mutant or a Gulf Coast Native by your side. A sultry night in Rio wrapped in the embrace of a Brazilian Somali (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). There is a whole world of sheep out there for you. Why limit yourself to the same steady diet of Booroola Merino? [ June 14, 2002, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]
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Yards (... as in "back" and "front")
Lars replied to Liebchen's topic in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
And Seanachai lawn gnomes. -
I believe you need to use the self-extractor instead of unzipping everything into one folder.
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O.K., I took out the Swiss tonight to see what would happen. Took Sweden to boot on the way to Russia. What a cakewalk. They were sitting on the best defensible terrain in Europe and were famous for their armies long before the Germans you know! I'd have to say they're a little undermodeled. Raise the U.S reaction and start them well entrenched.
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I've fallen off of the Peng Challenge and I can't get up!
Lars replied to dalem's topic in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)
It's Friday! So it must be time for... Game Updates!: Those Who Are Dying: Iskander: We have a real furball going. I can't tell who's winning but it's sure not going to be the poor sods back at the motor pool who have to fix all this scrap metal. Noba: Blowing up buildings. The old "shoot through an apartment block of buildings, ricochet from the rocks, deflect down off the TC's head, and destroy his tanks" ploy didn't work nearly as well on him as it did on MrSpkr. I chalked up one but he shot back with a second tank. Gamey bastiche. Smoke is down and I'm waiting for his final assault. Time is running out for him. MrSpkr: Rotten lawyer type (I know that's redundant). Sent me a setup where I'm the French. And there is no apartment blocks this time either. The sad part is, I'd have to hire one of his brethren to get even properly. I'm working up a real proper Parisian sneer though. OGSF: The unintelligible one is off to Scotland for fresh haggis. He should have just stayed home and turned the wee spaniel inside out. He's blowing up buildings too. Seemed a bit upset that I have an Assault Boat spotting for me on a hill. Is that gamey? AussieJeff: If it wasn't for the TacAI this poor wallaby abuser wouldn't have a chance. At least the TacAI is smart enough to use smoke when assaulting a Fortress. To bad he already used up all his Arty shelling apartment blocks and dug in tanks. Simon: We're fighting tooth and nail for two churches. Never mind that there is no flags there. I've decided to withdraw and let him have them both. The sectarian turmoil on his own side will get him sooner or later. Those Who Will Be DELETED From The Active Update Ranks: That's right. I haven't heard from these pathetic losers in so long that I'm going to drop them and move their files to the junk folder. Agua Perdido: Send a turn. You were losing due to my superior set-up (i.e. hitting go on the default). Hanns: Send a turn. My own Squire too. At least he doesn't embarrass me in public. Sock Monkey: Send a turn. You were losing, I was winning. Yes, that game. You have been warned. Do something or face the Abyss of Eternal Peril. Now, I'm off on the lake this weekend to drink beer and watch the newest bikini fashions. Fight nicely amongst yourselves until I get back.