Lars

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long I'm all out of love, what am I without you I can't be too late to say.. AAAAAAAGH!!!! I just can't do it. Not even to annoy PanzerLeader. Some things are just too cruel.

It was good enough for Goebbels to expel him from Russia. I wouldn't use him as a primary source though, not enough groggy details. I just pointed it out as a eyewitness account that easily came to mind.

I believe "The Volga Rises in Europe" by Curzio Malaparte makes reference to the use of naval guns from shore batteries and stranded vessels against the Finns.

Coffee with Bourbon (would be a shame to use Bookers). That way I'll be a wide awake drunk and able to play longer.

I've had the Italians go after Greece (never by transport though). The AI usually takes all of the northern Med (Vichy, Spain, Portugal, Gibraltar, Greece) and then goes after the minor Axis allies to boot. But as for the rest of the Med you have to admit there is no real reason for the AI to go there. For the expense it's better off beating up on the Russians. Once the Russians are gone it's game over. Perhaps if Alexandria was boosted in MPPs (to reflect the Suez) and Malta and Gibraltar was reduced to balance (what do they make in Malta and Gibraltar?) the AI would reconsider taking Egypt.

Hell is other people's kids.

False. But I am willing to abuse NY Yankee fans too.

Poorly worded. You could read it either way. Better?

Ah, they're reprinting it. I'll second this one.

Hell, all you have to do is tread water until the boat comes around again. It's not like it's the first time I've done this. So what's the matter with my driving? It's a big lake. And BTW, I don't mind going down to the boat in the morning and finding it covered with empty beer cans (happens all the time). But I found one that was HALF FULL!!! Papa Kahn, J'accuse!!!

Why are you surprised? The French knew they screwed up when Napoleon III let Germany unify.

Oh no, any idiot can fall off the dock. It takes true talent to fall off in the middle of the lake while the boat is running. Did I mention I was on the swim team?

Blah, blah, blah, where were you when I fell off the feckin thing on the way home?

Bucket – check. Frogs – check. Duct tape – check. Boat gased up – check. Bikini Babe – checked twice. Now what am I forgetting? Oh yeah – BEER!!!

Psst, Persephone, didn't you know Papa Kahn is coming?

In the boat. Sheesh.

Uh, Scipio, you misspelled Archangel.

Funny, I thought you'd be rooting for Canada.

Currently I've just taken Riga with the U.S. after invading Norway and Sweden. I've might have waited too long before lending Uncle Joe a hand however. We'll see how it goes.

We are on for 5 o'clock sundowners at Lord Fletcher's on Lake Minnetonka. I'll be the guy with the full drink, bikini babe on the arm, and a pained expression when you show up.

OGSF is a right proper fat b*st*ard. And I feel like a frog in a bucket.

About halfway through the Ardennes, Pieper's hard drive would crash.

Did somebody mention the bar? And now, if you would all bow your heads. Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage's, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The Beer, The Bitter and The Lager, Forever and ever. Barmen.

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