Lars
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Boo comes home from skool. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilize them. Boo says, "Hey, Pop, learned in skool there's an easy way to do everything." They go downtown and get some dynamite, they're gonna rig it up under the outhouse and blow the crap into the strawberry patch. They get it all rigged up, but they don't see Seanachai coming to use the outhouse. BaBooom!!! The manure goes flying, and so does Seanachai. Ploop! He lands in the strawberries! They go running up to him, "Seanachai, Seanachai! My God, are you all right? Are you all right?" He says, "Yeah, I'm fine. Whoo! I'm certainly glad I didn't let that one go in the...." SSN Hint Of The Day: Forget the punch line, but don’t let that stop you from telling jokes. Now sod off. [ October 22, 2003, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]
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Boo comes home from skool. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilize them. Boo says, "Hey, Pop, learned in skool there's an easy way to do everything." They go downtown and get some dynamite, they're gonna rig it up under the outhouse and blow the crap into the strawberry patch. They get it all rigged up, but they don't see Seanachai coming to use the outhouse. BaBooom!!! The manure goes flying, and so does Seanachai. Ploop! He lands in the strawberries! They go running up to him, "Seanachai, Seanachai! My God, are you all right? Are you all right?" He says, "Yeah, I'm fine. Whoo! I'm certainly glad I didn't let that one go in the...." SSN Hint Of The Day: Forget the punch line, but don’t let that stop you from telling jokes. Now sod off. [ October 22, 2003, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]
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Had a little trouble putting the boat on the trailer Saturday for winter storage. Seems it was 75 and dead calm. Tough conditions to operate under down at the launch. Had the same problem on Sunday. Finally got the job done when the sun went down and the beer ran out. Turns out tonight. SSN Hint Of The Day: Walk your pit bull without the leash. Now sod off.
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Had a little trouble putting the boat on the trailer Saturday for winter storage. Seems it was 75 and dead calm. Tough conditions to operate under down at the launch. Had the same problem on Sunday. Finally got the job done when the sun went down and the beer ran out. Turns out tonight. SSN Hint Of The Day: Walk your pit bull without the leash. Now sod off.