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Lars

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  1. Yes, I suppose in your part of the country, Chucky Cheese would count as an excellent restaurant. ....shudder....
  2. Actually, it'll be better if you release it after Christmas. I'll be solvent again then.
  3. It also has one marked "Clean". dalem, it really doesn't matter what they're labeled if you never push them.
  4. With this kind of time on their hands, you'd think one of these two idjits could start a new thread. {psst...before the Antipodeans do...pass it on...}
  5. Lars old pal, please be so kind as to verify the actual time that you posted this morning, so that once and for all this can be put to rest, and we can banish Joe Shaw to BOGEYLAND!!! </font>
  6. Remember that scene in Fargo where they stuffed the bodies in the wood chipper? It's all true. And it's snowing again. Be afraid. Be very afraid…
  7. I can only shudder to think how the AI would have turned out if Kellysheroes hadn't done us all a service and posted this topic.
  8. You know, it just doesn't say on the bottle. I always just assumed that they stuck a needle in the bladder like they do to horses to get estrogen. Then again, given the target market, maybe they just stick a bedpan under the cage and fish out the "chunks". Or blend it in. Anything's possible I suppose.
  9. Already got a bottle of the stuff. And the scent free shampoo, soap, etc. Also have the scent free detergent for washing your hunting gear in. As a bonus, it doesn't have the UV enhancers that they put in regular laundry soap. See, you thought you were getting your clothes clean, meanwhile, the evil corporate bastages just threw a little extra phosphorus in there and sat back and laughed at you as you passed under a black light on the dance floor and glowed like a moron in your freshly washed, yet still dirty clothes. For real fun though, they also make "Dirt Scent" cover scent. Imagine, after getting all that stuff clean, you can actually buy a product to spray on yourself intentionally that will make you smell like dirt again! Is this a great country or what?
  10. Would be a good Thanksgiving if I had any frickin turns in my in-box. Sheesh, at least the Aussies have a valid excuse. Or, the usual excuse, I forget which. btw, saw a rather interesting PBS show on how OZ land was saved from moral depravity by a boatload of prostitutes in 1790. And here all this time I thought it was the first boatload of sheep that saved them.
  11. All turns out. I put crab attachments on MrSpkrs. Figured his new harddrive needed it.
  12. Well, they are pretty polygamous, but that doesn't necessarily make them Mormon.
  13. Hey, Tancred, care to square those two statements? Sheesh, neo-Nazi's, so tiresome…
  14. Pfft, Basketweavers the both of them. Would only appeal to someone of Seanachai's ilk, but then what do you expect from a guy who likes Folk Music and Morris Dancing? Nope, you want Old Time Religion, Baal Hamon is it. Ya gotta have a bronze bull with the fire under his belly to stuff the unbelievers in. Otherwise, it's just going through the motions. Now drop and give me a moo.
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