Lars

Think he was just trying to find a new way to avoid Boo. And God knows we need more of those.

And the firmament, we'll call it... The Sky. And the waters, we'll call it... The Lake. And the woodlands, we'll call it... The Pines. And that bit over there, that's where we'll put the ****house. Yep, ya gotta love Midwestern poetry.

Or a sturdier box.

OMG, that's right. Ernest & Hulio is an import for you. Bwahahahahaha!!!

Yeah, hauling the longboats by hand over the portages was probably much easier...

Well then, try just about any Zin. It's waaaaaaay better than the kool-aid that is White. I try to hit the $10-$20 a bottle range. Ah booze, it truely brings the Pool together. btw, if you really like White Zin, try Rose D'Anjou. It's a little better and at least you'll look like a sophisticate with a French bottle on the table.

Really? How did the Mongols and Vikings ever manage?

I prefer a winery where the migrant workers actually have to wash their feet.

As I recall, it worked even better than White Zin on the young ladies. Now I have to buy the good Red Zin to get any...

AAAAaaaaagggghhhh!!!!! Why don't you just save an extra buck and drink Boone's Farm Tickle Pink? Sheesh…

Perhaps, and I hesitate to suggest this, as it only gives Hubert one more thing to do, the best solution would be TWO different '39 scenarios. In one, the player gets to make all the fun decisions, like tech, builds, diplomacy, etc. In other words, you get to play a sane Hitler. In the other, all is scripted. Make the best of it, cuz you're stuck being Jodl. There, problem solved.

Er, Mr. Picky would point out that you wouldn't need to take Gibraltar to cut the Allied supply line. A couple of E-boat bases and an air fleet in Spain will do the trick rather nicely. The value of Gibraltar lies in the British being able to deny access to anybody else. But your point about getting Spain on the German side is still valid.

You can send naked pictures of yourself quicker to the babysitter?

As a game, I want 50/50. If I wanted a historical simulator, 30/70. But I don't want a historical simulator, I want to change things, so 50/50.

Ah, went and saw the gay cowboy movie I see. dalem recommend it to you?

And that bastage dalem is a big fan. Is it rude to walk out on a movie when you're at someone's house?

No matter how bad this first day of work, 2006, turns out to be, I'm just going to laugh my way through it. Cuz dalem had to go to back to work today for the first time in a year and a half, heh, heh, heh…

Now you know why they marooned him on a island in the middle of nowhere.

I hereby dub the, L'Idiot Du Village Stikkypixie. Yep, seems to class the joint right up.

Hey Joe, he did say there's a caldera across the street. We have to only sit and wait. Abbot will make a nice sunset someday.

This is just not the image I needed with my morning coffee.

Have I mentioned that Boo I’ll send you a setup so you can have your revenge for the last shellacing that I gave you with the entire friggin German output of Tigers and Panthers in ’45, and oh by the way, I’ll even give you a tank this time Radley is a walking posterboy for the crying need of mandatory retroactive family planning in this country? Have I?

Didn't sign up for the email alert, did you Kaptian Karl?

Can't get much lower than a stoat. Let the abuse begin, Lord of the High Elves (Onanism).

Ditto that. Stay safe NG cavscout, have a Merry a Chistmas as possible, and we'll kick back the Tom & Jerry's for you.