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    THE BLOODY PENG CHALLENGE THREAD: ESCAPE FROM DOWNUNDER

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

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    Crude-Duck! It has come to my attention that while pounding your chest like some viagara engorged gorilla, you are neglecting to mention (quite inadvertedly of course) the current status of our kanigitt challenge.

    I will hereby take it upon myself to let all and sundry know the true and devastating extent of your impending topplement:

    My champion frenchies hold everything that is to be held, my armour has taken to racing against each other for the veiwing pleasure of the troops, while the champagne corks have already begun popping at headquarters while awaiting the news of your imminent surrender.

    Colin the daschund is having a whale of a time running around the fields littered with the corpses of your volkksturm, pausing only to nibble on some of the exposed squishy bits before bounding off again into the fog ...yip!....yap!....yip!.

    Those of your men that I can see that are not lying face up are lying face down, praying for the bayonet to the base of the skull that will release them from their torment.

    You are a cruel and heartless leader, by refusing to surrender you are achieving nothing save the slaughter of more of your grandfathers.

    OGSF Has lost all his armour in a fruitless attack against my infantry only defense. My little 75mm recoiless took out 2 105 Shermies within 10sec of each other, which has left his meagre infantry now unsupported and engaged by several field guns, numerous infantry and MG's, in short you are screwed.....

    Mensch I await the return file with baited breath, after all its only been 3 weeks since the last move.

    Come to think of it, I'm awaiting files from Peng, Herr Eyeburst, and Blousemouse. Whaddarya, all scared?!

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    Torture you? That...That's a good idea.

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    Frequently Asked Questions answered by cesspoolers from the Peng Thread(tm)

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    Dear Von Scabs,

    As I know bugger all about computers, I'll give you the best advise I can.

    Basically it would appear that your system is, in technical terms, "Screwed!"

    I would suggest that you trade in your crappy YZ426 and get a decent system....

    An excellent choice would be an Athlon thunderbird 900 with g/force2 card and 19" LG monitor, 30G h/d and 128 Ram! just like someone I know really well who is a great guy and awesome CM player.......wait a 'mo, thats me!!

    muahahahaaaaaa!

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    THE BLOODY PENG CHALLENGE THREAD: ESCAPE FROM DOWNUNDER

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    MY, my, isn't is deathly quite in the 'pool today?

    Could it be anything to do with the collective hangovers being encountered around the world?

    Of course theres none of that here in the champion little land down under, where all the good people are back at work! frown.gif

    Ho hum....bored...bored....bored.

    I might go onto the forum to discuss 88mm penetration data or HMG crew running details.

    Ha haha! Like F**K!!

    Bored...bored...bored

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    Frequently Asked Questions answered by cesspoolers from the Peng Thread(tm)

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dog6880:

    My attacking men hear a sound contact that is really a pillbox "Pill box?" when i click the national marker.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That is what your men think they have seen/heard.

    At 600m I beleive your men are portrayed to have more of an unidentified contact rather than a 'sound contact', obviously a pillbox may not make much sound but as there is no 'visual contact?' warning, I'd pay more credence to the "?" as wether or not you have a sound or visual contact, it is still unidentifed.

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