Stuka
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The whole pool's been to third base with your sister.
And tell your Mom to stop ringing me......
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Looks at Check-me-out-I'm-six.
{Schniff, Schniff} (Stuka's are german remember)
Nope, can't recall this babe in the woods in the 'pool before. Look, he's still wet behind the ears.
Its not water though.
{Examines closer}
Ewwww! Oh no, Mace!
I see you've already met our pet pervert then....
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If you look real careful, you can see an Android from the future carrying a minigun!
I'll be back!
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By the way Banshee, that was a very informative and helpful post.
You see Heathy old bean, that doesn't sound like a F*****g A*****e reply to me.
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So their parents can tell them from their brothers Heathens2 & 3
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Perhaps AT guns won't target anything other than Tanks unless commanded to do so?
They would have AP rounds loaded and so need to be ordered to load HE for other targets?
Infantry don't shoot at Tanks unless they have AT weapons so maybe this "problem" is along those lines also.
How about asking this question in the "questions answered by cesspoolers" thread, there is a wealth of knowledge/experience there and many people willing to help.
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I'm just starting a game with a fellow cesspoolian (5000 pts) where we've gone all armour (Fionn's 76 rules), NO infantry and a limit on arty of 81mm only. We're going to ignore the VL's and concentrate on a 'search & destroy' type of game. We've each got 2 kublewagons/jeeps hidden somewhere as bait. Once they're dead, thats the game over.
It should prove interesting.
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Torture you? That...That's a good idea.
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Hey, Heathen you Jerk. I suggest you re-read the above posts. They have all in the main attempted to be helpful, some with a dash of humour. This is the way things work here. If you have had bad replies to your questions, well jeez, just get over it. Most folk here will at least try to be helpful. Lashing out with the use of profanity will not make you any freinds and may well attract the attention of the moderators who do take a dim view of such posts.
Lighten up, its a big,happy world.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:
I noticed that nobody cared to comment on it...except of course, stevetheweasellikebastardwhopeeksintheboysshower.
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There, there, little Croda don't cry {hugs to bosom} if you had taken the time to study my post (page six, post 6) you would see that I also cared to comment on your absence. Sometimes I just care too much.
However you lack of attention in class does bother me. You will write 1000 times "I will vigorously study all Stuka's posts as they are all witty and interesting and hardly ever mention thingeys anymore"
Now run away quietly.
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Torture you? That...That's a good idea.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai:
I love Australians so much, I honestly wish I could rise, Phoenix like, out of the mire that is my life and become Australian.
Australia..Ahhh, the very word is enough to fill my sunken chest with pride and cause my nether regions to quiver.
I will play any and all Australians in a pathetic attempt to glean some of their righteousness, which I hope will complement nicely my slouch hat/Safari suit/knee sock outfit.
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I await your set up oh windy one.
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Torture you? That...That's a good idea.
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Uh oh! Another female in the forum? Better lock Mace up before he gets wind of this...a man can only drool so much!
welcome aboard Spank, I mean Tank-girl.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch:
I need to find out where I can buy some quality zimmerite. I am a paranoid psychotic and I beleive the neighbours have placed magnetic mines in my driveway. Their kids hide behind the rose bushes with sticky bombs and I need to protect the Opel Kadett MK4 from their attacks. I fitted a neberwerfergezoonthite thingey but the smoke canisters shoot over 3 doors away....I have to go now, my hand is talking to me again...
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In real life it would depend on the seriousness/desperation of the situation.
In CM, I'd say go for it!
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Hehe, yes the Atomic cannon
You just gotta love those wacky, zany US military guys. I've also read of secret US plans from the 1950's(?) to detonate an Atomic device on the Moon. Keerist! What where they thinking?Insanity was not just confined to the military of the US of A as I've read accounts of a Soviet plan to convert a sea going freighter into one gigantic Atomic bomb which they thought could be used to sail covertly to the US coast for detonation. The theoretical result of such a detonation the author claimed could have been enough to split the planet. Thats a big call but even so it does go to show the lunacy prevalent during the cold war and the fear of the 'Red peril'.
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A bit droopy for a sex toy isn't it?
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jd:
Croda asked if I could post this for him:
"I am a worthless peice of crap and this is the best excuse I could come up with for running away from all the cesspool beatings that I am receiving.
Especially the Squires challenge against that master tactician, the Guderian of the cesspool, Stuka. Who thoroughly deserves his kniggethood after whipping my worthless arse into a soggy pile of pustulence, we are at turn 35 of 50 and I have'nt a snowball's chance in hell of beating him so I'm just gonna run away and hide and hope that Lorak forgets and makes me a knigget anyway."
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You see folks?, by reading between the lines it is possible to establish the true intentions of a Crodan post. For further interpreting services, please do not hesitate to contact my goodself. I am fluent in several Crodan dialects and can converse well with the 'Street talk' of the Inner Croda. Word.
[This message has been edited by Stuka (edited 01-15-2001).]
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That ponce don't scare me none.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace:
I know someone else who'd like one
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Your'e getting me a 1/16th Tank Mace?
Thanks buddy!
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"Mickey and Donald go fishing" by W.Disney
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wildman:
You will get the damn file when I am good and ready, you twit
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Now thats a little more like it.
You pair must hate each other with a burning fire in your eye. You must hate with a fury as intense as that which your parents showed to the midwife when she refused to perform the abortion 3 minutes after your births.
Remember, "There can be only one".
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stevetherat:
I thought this arse-wipe was banned!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Check the date Box-Head, this is an old thread. Sheesh, Newbies!
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Oh yeah, I want screenshots too.......
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Stop teasing me Mace! You know Kitty will get jealous, and no I don't find you attractive with that silly mask on despite what you are doing to yourself with that stick of wet celery.
Time to Lock the Forum and Concentrate on Peng Thread
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Check6:
please, PLEASE
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Please!, Bloody Please!
Who the hell says please in the 'pool?
Goddammit Chuck, the only one with manners here is Hiram and he's been weened off of that particular train of thought lately and has progressed to "slightly bitchy".
You do not EVER say feck'in 'please' here again got it?
Unless of course Mace has caught you while your'e down on all fours scrubbing the drawbridge and then, and only then, you may say "please Sir, may I have some more"
PS. Respect your betters and do the set-ups yourself.
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Torture you? That...That's a good idea.