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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

    Al ew etta junte al ew etta

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ROFLLL

    Hiram you drunkard, I had to close my eyes and blinked tears away just when you pretend to make sense out of the stereoscopic printings some fashionable jerks had pinned to their walls.

    After much poundering I finally made some sense out of it.

    It's some bloody French!!

    Now you do have the rythm but the actual lyrics are:

    Allouette, gentille alouette...

    I dunno what's you're taking but I'm willing to bet it's not legit in most of your place.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bauhaus:

    Umm, you need to earn your membership. Peng was not created over night. You'll get your title when I'm named the "Thingy of the Pool." Until then, get in the kitchen and bake me a pie.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Beware she might as well cook you something terminal for your health and physical integrity...

    She is NOT subjected to Squire challenge and is playing so far only Senility.

    Why would she want to be part of that male thingy?

    Knights, Squires...

    She is a Lady.

    She is only asking for her due.

    You may be lacking the title, or the instrument of your charge, but she IS by birth qualified.

    As such she only demands that if Lordship be created then Ladyship be thought out.

    We got 2 of them women.

    Drop the male Ego and go clean your hands...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:

    I love Pawbroon, despite his odd way of speaking.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I love you too Pumpkin...

    Now if you were a tad more educated (which is something like the Quest for the Holy Grail in your backwater part of the world) you would have noticed by now that I was actually speaking Continental Europe English.

    Also known by us Frogs as CEE and to you insignificant insect as EEC.

    Now drop the seduction act as I am mostly in the vagina business.

    Well, err, I say mostly because I must admit I was also in self infliction till I heard of Bauhaus...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-15-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf:

    I think a fitting map for Lord of Peng's Asylum would be a map with many large buildings, representing the asylums, all over the map and MUCH artillery. Meeting engagement shall we say?

    Jeff<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nahh.

    That will be too much like the mellow regimen we've both been subjected to since you Croda like pagans scampered in here.

    As much as I despise Meeks for his lack of anything French, I have the greater respect for him because he is still trying to overcome such a huge shortcoming.

    I won't fight Meeks on anything but a Lovecraftian map.

    If not then Britney Spears lyrics might do.

    Some times ago, a crazy crack addicted jerk did a map with a Castle on the middle of a river.

    I demand we fight on that.

    Peng's Asylum is not the mere accumulation of buildings.

    It's the Cradle of all Topplements.

    It's the lack of Prozac and of Sheep in a single bundle.

    It's that and anything forth create.

    Most of All:

    IT'S FRENCH PROPERTY!!!

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    PawBroon, you rabid Frenchman, has the disease infected your brain already?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Croda.

    My little demented friend.

    Wasn't it YOU who sort of sponsored the idea that we Knights of the First Coming be given Lordship and THEN fight to remain on top of the food chain?

    I know it must be as confusing for you as it is for Meeks who's been Shangaied of the Lordship I DO hold by sheer power of COMING UP WITH IT.

    Now, you young and old buggers alike, go predate elsewhere as we are NOT Lording Kindergarten...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    I'd like to suggest that we keep 1 Lordship per person until they are all settled, at which time you may do battle with each other and come away as Lord of more than one Manor.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I am the One and True Lord of Peng's Asylum.

    Meeks, Schismatic One, you're reknown for that quick witted temper you have to steal other people ideas.

    Go elsewhere as Here is my Kingdom and you are not of my Kinship...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    Holly Sheep!!

    I'm like Hell on Heels.

    A double for a new start.

    Now I'll have to make some use of that spent real estate.

    Meeks seeing as we were supposed to fight to determine who was the top Mad Hatter in here and as you hadn't been able to improve on my idea that we do a collaborative PBEM together against you and me I therefore pronounce myself Lord of that malevolent place, Peng's Asylum.

    Let the pagans fight for hills.

    Hill comes by the millions, whereas Peng's inner sanctum, his Croda's deeper recess should be our Lair.

    And that one is mine for you are too involved in the way of the Pool to see that only its kernel is the Jewel that needs a Nutcase...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-15-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    That's really hilarious.

    One can see it hasn't been authored by anybody the likes of you...

    biggrin.gif

    Ok fellow Knights and otherwise lesser creatures.

    Meeks idea is truly great (boy does it hurt to say that, it's my first self inflicted topplement).

    Makes for renewal and brand new tarnishments...

    I'm quite happy with what Senility once said (or was it another of you buggers of the Old Pool when we were youngs and Croda was unheard of) about the Pool needing a French because, well then, you always need a French.

    Might come in handy...

    I am ready for the Cesspool Next Gen.

    Then I'd have no more excuses for pitiful posts like this one.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Crying because I've been Maced:

    ... when they discover...

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    A wee bit too late, that any Knight male enough to wear the front hull of a King Tiger as a plate armour is more than likely to bash squiry skulls with the single downward motion of his genitalia on top of the said heads.

    Now get in line and cut the crap on the wet dreams.

    See?!

    I've got me talking about genitalia.

    And I'm not even WoolyBully.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-15-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak:

    I just ask that those knights that are sponsering a squire post that information for me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well FYI I am currently coaching YK2 in that unhealthy place of ours.

    And since I am into giving away useful informations:

    a/You forgot to register my WIN against MENSCH

    b/You're mail doesn't seem to be working.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by *Captain Foobar*:

    Greetings from Paris,

    I am in a computer geek bar. I wish those guys who play were here.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that's perfect.

    Next time you want some piece of french hotseat with CM and a tour of Paris with the mandatory girls and wine bar ASK FOR IT.

    Bugger...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Brumbar, Sturm Tiger, sIG 33 Bison, Panther II

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    I'm pretty much with GermanBoy on this.

    As much fun the Brummbar and SturmTiger might be (well at least for the first five minutes) I am rather more willing to have mandatory but not included vehicules.

    First of all is the one asked by the masses.

    The M16 (Quad .50 on a HT).

    My second choice would be the StagHound for the Canadians.

    I do NOT miss huge beasts for the germans because they do quite well already.

    But depriving the Canadians (and they ALONE) of an armored car they actually used is a bit unfair.

    You can go and find hundreds of posts about what should have or what could be in the game.

    I take it as an homage towards this great game.

    But like it was for TCP/IP, you have to stop somewhere and deliver the goods...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-13-2000).]

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