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    Will The Real Pawbroon Please Stand Up ..........

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    A spawned self substantiating Pool!!

    And no Newbie in it...

    Ok, since I am officially named in the Topic I shall heretofore say that we still have to discuss the adoption of Croda Love.

    Young Hiram is nice also because his inner Croda's crave chocolate which complements well the one in me that produce hazelnuts.

    Now could some other Cesspooligans please bunch up for the digital pic Em' is taking?

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    % mac copies

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    I know it will be stoopid and that Pillar will have to start a thread about me.

    The number you are looking for is 100%.

    Both version (Mac & PC) are included on the CD.

    Oops I almost forgot, DO A SEARCH.

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    Other than that, I know nothing about what should be the correct answer to your question but my drivel is as good as a bump...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2:

    And BTW Pawbroon, must be bloody great being able to spend your working day hooked up to the net shouldn't you be actually working or something Love?

    That and two hour lunch breaks, Ohhhhhhhhhh to be French.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Shut up you overweight bitch!

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    Awwww, now I feel better...

    You shouldn't have told me yesterday that my previous overweight post agreed with you by & large.

    Or was it the romantic part?

    Now I'm confused.

    Speaking of utter state of confusion, I wasn't posting from my office.

    I was doing it earlier in the morning before shaving.

    I know that a 2 hours break and a late appearance at the office is a bit foreign to you assimilated Limeys but this also what being French is about.

    Thanks for the likes of Von Shrad to highlight once in a while the fact that many of your ancestors died for us to do nothing with it.

    If it could be a consolation, you did it for the Yanks to produce SPR and such movies...

    Boy do I feel better knowing that my nationality alone is ground for some auto tauntings.

    In your face!!

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra:

    *sigh*

    Pushbroom, you tiresome Frenchy, your impertenance never ceases to amaze. Would you like me to beg? Would you like me to say, "Oh, dear, dear Pushbroom, please send me a setup? I would be ever so grateful."

    Sucks to that.

    Send me a setup, or I will eviscerate you and make traditional Burgundian specialties out of your vitals, such as oeufs en meurette avec rate de Pushbroom et reins de Pushbroom au vin. Or perhaps I'll just go simple, and have a nice testicule de Pushbroom au poivre. Finished off with a Chateau Sang de Pushbroom '00 and a nice hunk of chevre, and I'll have myself a lovely little Pushbroom meal.

    Now hop to it!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well now that's more like it.

    OK you my insignificant friend, in the days of the Old Pool when I cared for what I was posting because in these times I had the impudence to think people were actually reading my posts, I came up with a standard answer after being taunted by the likes of Bleater and you.

    As Keeper of the Pool and user of the FIND Tool, here it is again back on limelights...

    Send a setup so that I could go on ignoring you by not acknowledging the fact that I had it covered with dust in my inbox.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-22-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by von shrad:

    Jawspoon- I realize that you are French and the concept of standing up for what you believe in is not part of your countries tradition. I cannot help it that your history books has more entries on the bravery of expedition forces then your own people. I also can't help it that in said index it reads:

    Saving our country again;....see America and the U.K. pg. 2 - 958

    Now run off, climb in your obsolete, overpriced fortifications and hope for the best, frenchy foo-foo.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, let me explain it with easier words then.

    Letting people die for our country IS a French tradition.

    As you so finely pointed it, it' s a tradition we are VERY willing to follow as a matter of principle.

    The basic fact about Frenchness is to be left alive to be able to enjoy it the next day.

    There is NO reason why you should die fighting for your right to stay alive.

    Now if some buggers known for their thirst and hunger of anything French want to come in and give it a try, they are more than welcome.

    Thanks for you're explanation and lack of excuse to Seanachai.

    I'll do likewise.

    Von Shrad, you are far from being stupid, you were merely in your usual state.

    Uninspired.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-22-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>

    "And that's how you take out a Pillbox using a kleenex, a paper clip and a rabid monkey. Any questions?"

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now Jon and Andreas you are misbehaving again.

    If you don't watch out for those short tempered answers of yours we'll get all Von Shraded again...

    In defence of that useless Newbie I shall say:

    At least he has a niceish sig.

    That's not much but if he learns to shut up and post just his sig then he may someday grow on us.

    BTW you very same buggers refered above (Well that's you Jon and Andreas).

    Chupy, I find it a little short and lacking in personalization.

    What is it with you then?

    A mere Same for you Paw?

    And Andreas, yes I am quite literate for a bloody frog.

    If you managed to play some turns with all the mails going in and there while still being able to maintain a high level of professional standards then you are too good to be only german...

    To Hell with you 2.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by von shrad:

    Blah blah blah pompous jerk blah blah blah asshole blah blah blah Yo Mama...

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, thanks.

    It was nice and all.

    Now get your bearings, breathe in a bag and try to explain will you?

    Seanachai is an asshole.

    Ok, one can never overlook the basic.

    Mind you I've come to notice that you failed to mentioned that he has too much foreskin also (Thanks Stuka for allowing the use of the Genitalia in our Posts I was suffering from a withdrawal syndrom).

    He is long winded also...

    A long winded one with a surplus of foreskin makes for some Bagpipe.

    Now I guess we've pinpoint quite good naturedly how Senelity first developped his thirst for Celtic thingies.

    Here is a pic of Sean with some fellow Cesspoolers at the O'hara pub last time you weren't invited.

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    Now unto you VS.

    If you want to snipe at someone, go after me or GerbilPloy or SoyBeans because we have stated that we were past that Knighthood things.

    Senility had never given the boot to anybody in whatever shape or form on the general principle that they were newbies.

    Whitlow is worth ten times many of us old jerks now.

    That much is agreed upon.

    But he IS a newbie.

    He came A-tauntings while under 5 posts.

    All of those being Grog ones moreover...

    Neither the Pool nor Lorak's dedicated work were to be jeopardized.

    Those are the ways of the Pool.

    A bit like with William Golding's Lord of the Flies...

    We are a living community.

    Those know hardship, illness and in time of true Crisis, Von Shrad's postings.

    Now either you're stupid or you do a good job at pretending.

    Any way I am sorry for you...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-21-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Let me speak proudly: thell the Constable

    We are but warriors of the working-day;

    Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch'd

    With rainy marching in the painful field;

    There's not a piece of feather in our host—

    Good argument, I hope, we will not fly—

    And time hath worn us into slovenry.

    But, by the mass, our hearts are in trim;

    and my poor soldiers tell me, yet ere night,

    They'll be in fresher robes...

    -Henry V

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Are you doing the Patented Marcel's Classical Piece of Work Own's Quoting?

    JDMorse, what are your fees for such an abusement by the Beaver Impersonator?

    Sheesh.

    It's a sad day in the Pool when you start to post like Whitlow.

    Back to your corner!!

    Until now the only kind of literacy you've shown is to think out loud that Marlow was a PI and that our Snort of Darkness was missing a final E...

    Shame on you!!

    Double sing song as a penance.

    You all Newbies, wanabees and Pommies.

    Take a closer look at that strange one.

    Some of us are tauntings while not even being natives.

    Certain say I'm French but that's merely because I am a drunkard who's shaggin' the only woman of the Pool.

    Some others are reputed to be german which is downright ridicule since we all know for a fact there never was such people in the first place.

    And Behold!!

    Most of us are, God forbidden Americans.

    Yes!!

    Croosbreeded duck swingers Rednecks.

    Banjoo player the whole lot of us.

    There are even both Democrats and Republicans.

    At the same time.

    Back to your drawing board.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-21-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    Seems like everybody is doing some sort of obituary.

    And in the case of Meeks it's more like a post mortem...

    Here is mine, my Legacy of Vain.

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    Croda: If you were to be actually adopted by Emma and I, be aware that I do all of the french kissing.

    Goes with the territory.

    I must say I have a certain fondness for you and that the relative quality of your postings compared to your fellow morons is too good for you to be merely sponsored by a lawyer...

    JDMorse: Speaking of which...

    I am still chortling at night about that Hetzer of yours you dirty foliager revisionist.

    Now try to be useful and send me a draft about how hurtfully I could sue the newbies for the downpour of ****e they are so fond of to date.

    Mensch & Hiram: I teamed you up because you are very much alike.

    Now I can tell you since we are on the Second Coming of the Thread in a soon to be Trilogy.

    Mensch, Hiram, I am you're father...

    Geier: Dunno why everyone is bugging you with ABBA you rotten commie Swede.

    At least they had the decency to disband...

    Now if the late fan of John Lennon would please step in and ask an autograph to Britney Spears it will be all fine and dandy.

    Moriarty: I know some people in here have actually testified that you are an actual CM player.

    Seriously?!

    Knowing JDMorse I had previous doubts about the force of the Law but with you I am even second guessing its faith.

    PeterNZer: I am pretty sure it will be hard on you, so read this twice and if it doesn't work, read my lips.

    Sheeps could be used for the WOOL.

    Berlichtingen: You got the right to remain silent, if you choose not to do so, anything passing your lips will most certainly be stupid.

    Chupacabra: Too bad you had to come to England.

    The drug dealer tip Seanachai gave to the custom and the following body cavities search had turned you into the mere shadow of what you once were.

    A guy now named Chupy.

    GermanBoy: Once upon a time, your ancestors embarked upon a wide spread tracked tourism of all surrounding countries.

    I would like to thank you germans for your general contribution to the gaming community without which Steve and Charles would be giving away some Napoleonic games.

    Who cares about the French anyway?

    MrPeng: Neither have you acknowledged any of my posts, nor any of my taunts.

    You are a man of Tastes for you show to the rest of the wild bunch how to properly treat a French.

    Disdain, contempt, lack of overall concern...

    We need more like you.

    Meeks: The Schismatic one.

    Faking a NSF sponsored trip to avoid facing both the brothers of the asians you coerced into your bed and the ire of your opponents is a bit drastic.

    If you really go down south please keep a watchful eye for any locals worshipping a blue white and red clad guy caught in a giant ice cube.

    That one is Cpt America if my history lessons were right. So bring the bugger in since your country seems to be lacking in leadership lately.

    Joe Shaw: It has been some times since you last posted a pic of your mormon girlfriend.

    On the history Channel yesterday, they had a documentary about those and how their sex life involves knitted condoms and non grounded wheat grains.

    I want you to know that I understand why you are not posting anymore.

    If you want to join our support group feel free to give Bauhaus a phone call.

    Seanachai:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Posted on the first page of the True Thread (07/11/00)

    Help me, I am out of control! I am challenging people right and left as though I were a Frenchman! And I like it!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The French were in it from the start...

    Seanachai, the Pool is a tool.

    One can only use it as best as his abilities.

    The likes of you and Hakko may craft some Jewels, others will merely break the stool.

    Don't take it too much at heart.

    Now if you could stomach some more Cut & Paste from the Original Pool, here is my part about Cyrano of Bergerac.

    Just so that all of you sorry lot could remember the Thread is what we make of it and that most of it should be that Great white Plume.

    The Panache...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>

    CYRANO (shivering violently, then suddenly rising):

    Not there! what, seated?-no!

    (They spring toward him):

    Let no one hold me up-

    (He props himself against the tree):

    Only the tree!

    (Silence):

    It comes. E'en now my feet have turned to stone,

    My hands are gloved with lead!

    (He stands erect):

    But since Death comes,

    I meet him still afoot,

    (He draws his sword):

    And sword in hand!

    LE BRET:

    Cyrano!

    ROXANE (half fainting):

    Cyrano!

    (All shrink back in terror.)

    CYRANO:

    Why, I well believe

    He dares to mock my nose? Ho! insolent!

    (He raises his sword):

    What say you? It is useless? Ay, I know

    But who fights ever hoping for success?

    I fought for lost cause, and for fruitless quest!

    You there, who are you!-You are thousands!

    Ah!

    I know you now, old enemies of mine!

    Falsehood!

    (He strikes in air with his sword):

    Have at you! Ha! and Compromise!

    Prejudice, Treachery!

    (He strikes):

    Surrender, I?

    Parley? No, never! You too, Folly,-you?

    I know that you will lay me low at last;

    Let be! Yet I fall fighting, fighting still!

    (He makes passes in the air, and stops, breathless):

    You strip from me the laurel and the rose!

    Take all! Despite you there is yet one thing

    I hold against you all, and when, to-night,

    I enter Christ's fair courts, and, lowly bowed,

    Sweep with doffed casque the heavens' threshold blue,

    One thing is left, that, void of stain or smutch,

    I bear away despite you.

    (He springs forward, his sword raised; it falls from his hand; he staggers,

    falls back into the arms of Le Bret and Ragueneau.)

    ROXANE (bending and kissing his forehead):

    'Tis?

    CYRANO (opening his eyes, recognizing her, and smiling):

    My Panache.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    YK2: It's not relevant as such but I want you to know that I love you.

    Now seeing as it is a taunt Thread and that you are a bit too much fond of Peng, haven't you pulled on weight lately darling?

    I mean, seriously, last time I checked on you that outfit was loose fitting...

    All of you Newbies: We have standards in here.

    If you can't cope with that, if you are too crossbreeded to even post some witty, funny or insulting posts, then step out of the Pool.

    Go play with yourselves in the shower for it might be the only time where you could consider yourselves at least mildly entertaining...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-20-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    Now that was of Tolstoian proportion.

    I must agree with all of that and beyond.

    Being French and thus bereft of any kind of proper schooling, I'll go and quote some Star Wars thingy.

    When Yoda told young Luke to go into the cave, the newbie asked what he sould be expecting, what would he met.

    Yoda speaking like a True French (IE strange grammatical construction and general abuse of vocabulary) answered something along the line of:

    You'll only find what you'll bring in with you.

    Then he said nothing about Genitalia and all of that other fascinating things...

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    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-18-2000).]

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    No repondez s'il vous plait

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken:

    I think it's time we had him neutered.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Do I have a say in that?

    Kitty has blown my bubble (it was not my default setting) by joining our Pool'O'Fun.

    Now I have to adapt.

    Don't go surgical on me yet...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-16-2000).]

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    No repondez s'il vous plait

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    By the way, did you beat the snot out of Kitty?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    As a FRench I have a standing RoE stating that I must have sex with all women if the Pool.

    That was handy since the only one was mine already.

    But Kitty is something else entirely...

    As the Great Cartman said once:

    "Dunno what he is doing with its ass but he sure as Hell ain't kicking it!!"

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    No repondez s'il vous plait

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    Here is how babelfish translates "la plus grosse, sale gamin pretentieux..."

    the thickest, dirty conceited kid

    I was going to be offended, but I'm too damned confused.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It shows the limits of non semantic translating Bots...

    For me it was quite crystal clear.

    I've been doing French for most of my life so it's a bit unfair.

    But if I were you, I wouldn't be too offended.

    It translates in english as something akin to a pissing contest and you being a brat...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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    No repondez s'il vous plait

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    This is what PawBroon does before posting in English.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Only I do it with eLingo.com

    Croda, quand ton francais vaudra mon anglais tu pourrais venir jouer a qui a la plus grosse sale gamin pretentieux...

    (Bloody french accents omitted for you non colonials)

    http://www.elingo.com

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-16-2000).]

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