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  1. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Geier:

    The one covered in smoke is Berli, the singing loony is Seanachai, the smiley-pod is Peng and everything is basically their fault.

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    Geier I are a man of restrain.

    Speaking of fellow Cesspoolers and failing to introduce the most dangerous of All.

    The Mighty Mouse, the King of Topplements, the Self Mesmerized Paraphernalian: BlowHorse...

    Harv, taking a dip in the Pool (where some of us are also known to dip into other things {like bleating mamals for exemple}) is not likely to qualify you as a high profile prophylaxis whodunnit.

    Now be nice and, err, what is it you Selfsquashedones do in those circumstances?

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    I must say I am pleased with the turn the thread has taken during the last few days, and if someone could show the French where the door is we would all be better off.

    GermanBoy

  2. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Harv:

    Ummm, just curious, but is it a bad thing for someone newish to come in here?

    ...

    I thought I should have a little look around and meet all of the nice people here.

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    Wrong tack...

    Rule #1 of the Pool Club, Don't look for nice people.

    Rule #2 of the Pool Club, We are not looking for nice people.

    Now if you are actually kicking AndreASS and are about to decribe it graphically you might give it another try.

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    I must say I am pleased with the turn the thread has taken during the last few days, and if someone could show the French where the door is we would all be better off.

    GermanBoy

  3. You were right on both counts.

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    No answer likely to be given and 2 sold outs as of now.

    I hope it helped...

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    I must say I am pleased with the turn the thread has taken during the last few days, and if someone could show the French where the door is we would all be better off.

    GermanBoy

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-25-2000).]

  4. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken:

    On topic too. Thank Cornelius Ryan.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Are you actually saying that after going for each of us throat because of our outstanding record for Offtopicness, the only WW2 related thing you contributed was not even from you?

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>What do you mean by that? Are you insulting my mother?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Never had much chance to know her in the first place.

    Do you want me to insult her on broad principle that it might make it easier for you afterward?

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

  5. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken:

    You happen to be one of the most quotable CMers whose posts I have had the misfortune to read.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Being said in the Thread I wouldn't know what to make of that quite frankly...

    Speaking of sigs.

    Yours about the private beach was a killer.

    Nearly made me think you Scots have a sense of humour really.

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    But reading your new sig as opposed to the exceptionally gifted one you had previously made my eyes water with your lack of judgement.

    This said, the fact that it was from me has nothing to do whatsoever with my opinion about it...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-23-2000).]

  6. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken:

    PawBroon wrote:

    > I shall unleash Death, Pestilence, England and Failed Blue Tests on ye!!

    Who needs TV?! We've got our very own CM soap opera. Will Croda run over PawBroon with a PzKpfw V(G) in a fit of jealous rage?And who nearly got Emma pregnant?

    Find out next week!

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    That and the following:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>

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    My quoting was to the point, it's your posting Mace that wasn't up to what I wanted to quote. – PawBroon

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    Cor Blimey!!

    Aitken you dim witted kilt bearer.

    Are you having a crush on me all of sudden?

    I mean, with Kitty I thought I might have to jump all of the wimmin in the Pool but with you there's a trend that I might be doing all of the Scots instead.

    Beam me Up D...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

  7. Matt is also known in our inner circles as The Bald One.

    He doesn't go *Creep creep* when fondled with.

    It's rather *Squish squish*...

    And in no particular order:

    No I'm not a journalist so I tend to be factual.

    My quoting was to the point, it's your posting Mace that wasn't up to what I wanted to quote.

    Croda, try to take a dip in the freezer will you.

    Emma, 3/ stands for, err, well, 3 is not standing on its feet.

    Now try to behave you women.

    Our we couldn't adopt Croda without him insisting on being breast fed even though he is past that surely...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-22-2000).]

  8. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace:

    A question!

    Where's the YK2/PawBroon WebRing?

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    Pervert!!!

    Go play with Aitken.

    That one is a revisionist who pretends that some people are actually playing a game of sort in here.

    Somebody put a padlock on David.

    Patent him even.

    Don't let people duplicate him without knowing it will cost us all...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

  9. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2:

    Bravo, thats about the funniest thing I've read on here for ages.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well thanks.

    When Remorse is done with the belt I'll have to put some leather on you.

    Err, no wait, you're already wearing leather.

    Awwww.

    That's so complicated with you women.

    Send me a setup and let me teach you what it is to be so truly humiliated that you'll soon beg me to drive you deeper into the ground with both the sole of my boots and the treads of my armor.

    I shall unleash Death, Pestilence, England and Failed Blue Tests on ye!!

    Oh, and I almost forgot.

    Back in the kitchen!!

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

  10. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

    I've found that engaging one or more of the experts in PBEM games teaches me alot. I'm playing 10 people that post in the Peng thread and they share tips with me in the emails. You need only ask. You won't see the strategies in the thread itself because the thread is meant for taunting, not educating.

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    Waoww.

    Under the belt.

    Caught with your hands in the cooky jar.

    Experts?!

    Willing to give advice?!

    Hiram, what you learned is the basic layout of the keyboard and how to attach a file.

    Now for all of you who are wondering.

    If we are NOT giving advices away it's because we are not into schooling people.

    Should they ask they might be answered.

    We are not a friggin' academy otherwise.

    Just to illustrate it.

    Some times ago, CoralSaw asked if he could ride shotgun and do Peeping Tom while some of us play PBEM.

    We agree to that.

    If you never ask, you'll never give yourself the chance to be rebuked...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-22-2000).]

  11. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken:

    Oops, I thought this was a forum about a wargame.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nope.

    All wrong.

    If you are just in it for that then you're missing much of the fun...

    The game was discussed.

    Then the demo was released.

    The game was cursed.

    Then the CD was sent (well, OK not to you Canadians).

    Then the game was cursed again.

    Tweaked, cursed, tweaked, cursed and then quite perfect.

    In that long and winding road some friendships were made.

    Some people are plain assholes.

    Some are cool.

    Some I'd be willing to count as friends.

    But by and large, we are ALL talking about CM.

    Because what makes this place is not the game, it's the people.

    If you can't get past that simple notion then I must agree with a late post of yours.

    Scotland's educative system IS in shamble...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-22-2000).]

  12. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken:

    Huh? A thread about guessing what Marçel and Emma have been up to in their spare time? The forum's come a long way since all the rubbish about the Second World War and computer games and whatever.

    You two, keep it to yourselves and stop teasing all these poor computer-bound rejects. They're not supposed to get this excited on a military gaming forum.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We are their holidays D.

    Say, weren't you a wee bit less cynical in your younger days?

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

  13. A conspiracy now?!

    Hiram, young impertinent, why in Hell would she wants to trade the life she's having for one you're only dreaming?

    Now in the classical Freudian sense, you got to kill your metaphorical father to grow and have a go at the wimmin.

    May I remind you that this was the guy who's actually riding a seal now?

    Have a go at Meeks, if you want to trespass in here, queue up!!!

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

  14. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bauhaus:

    Would that be the pics of Pushbroom doing to himself what dogs do on a hourly basis because they can?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Arghhhhh!!!

    Now I would have to refrain and do it only on a mere hourly basis.

    Sheesh BlownHouse, do you really think she would post something the like of that?

    BTW, I can not deny nor confirm the existence of such pics whether they come on Polaroids or on Digital cam...

    Before you mention it, I have no foreknowledge of any kind of soundbites either.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

  15. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Geier:

    Now why did I quote that passage from your drivel?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Because you don't know when to refrain posting even though you have nothing to contribute?

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Seeing that you also pretend to be a happy guy and proud to be French.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm not proud to be French as such.

    Being French is only my default setting.

    I can also be an asshole.

    Mind you it's a bit redundant with being French in the first place...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I have decided to once again present the coup de grace to your sense of national pride.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Let me see.

    Now you're going to elaborate about some obscure French singers whose only contribution to music is the fact that they disbanded after a few years.

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Four words: Kao Kao Bang and Indochine.

    Worse than Duran Duran and even Kajagoogoo.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Boy you were predictible.

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    Are you tired of being buggered about ABBA?

    Now for your personal enlightment, Indochine was the band and Kao Kao Bang was one of their pseudo songs.

    A simple search on the Net yield this: Like a French version of Alphaville or Depeche Mode, Indochine plays synthesizer-based techno-pop. Simple in many ways yet with good harmonies and hooks. Not the most original band ever, but not bad...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I've been working for 40 hours already this week and I was not even remotely sane before.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Is that your Coming Out?

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Who do we blame? The bloody French, that's who.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that's all fine and dandy you friggin' Krisproll.

    Fate has it that I work for a Swede company and that I have as much reason to be overworked and more generally fed up than you.

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Send me a setup and I'll start murdering you this weekend.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wet dreams?

    I shall kick you and teach you in the way of the French then...

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-22-2000).]

  16. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2:

    No worries there, I have been trying to lose this butt in the most intense work out known to man, and if you think I'm joking ask Pawbroon he was coaching me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now before you go and play with your Playmobil I'd have to state that the aforementioned activity was visiting Paris on foot.

    Sheesh.

    Where is Bauhaus when it is really worth his salt?

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

  17. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Self Quoted:

    MrPeng, neither have you acknowledged any of my posts, nor any of my taunts.

    You are a man of Tastes for you show to the rest of the wild bunch how to properly treat a French.

    Disdain, contempt, lack of overall concern...

    We need more like you.

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    Now onto my FIRST Penging ever:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>First, I would like to fail to mention PawBroon.

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    I'm honored.

    It's the next best thing after Yuk non pregnancy.

    I would like to thank the guy who educated me and the one who merely did the seeding.

    My mother if she truly was who she pretended and most of all Senility because you are a worthless git and I am a good chap to lower life forms.

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    Now if you want to try some truly weird Twilight Zone ****e go visit:

    http://www.seanachai.org

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-22-2000).]

  18. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I won't reply to the boobs comment for fear of overdoing it, I will just respond in the way a Woman Scorned does best.

    Watch this space.

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    OK, so now we know what will be my next assignment.

    Watch those for any shifting in shape, form or volume.

    And, err, how could I put it?

    You are not pregnant because I was faking it.

    It's a bit harsh, but hey, you asked for it.

    BTW, last time I heard myself call Zoids Away!! was on the History Channel.

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-22-2000).]

  19. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2:

    This overweight bitch is gonna get even bigger over the next nine months or so and its got nothing to do with Chocolate.

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    Well, well...

    Don't get me wrong but under the I did not have sexual relationships with Monica Lewinsky Bill of Law, we are technically bereft of any such possibility.

    But for argument's sake and for the benefits of future posters using that Thread as a How could I get those locked case study, should you be really pregnant, would that mean that at least you'll be making some significant new contributions in the Boobs field?

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    And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

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