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  1. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Seanachai'd:

    Have you met YK2 yet?

    I might team her with Meeks.

    He can set them up with his rantings, and she can knock them down with one raised eyebrow.

    That's a trick Women have...

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    Let it be known that those two Enforcers of the Orthodoxy shall be heretofore called Chip & Dale.

    For those of you lacking a classical education (God knows you are numerous for your name is Legion), Chip & Dale are what we theology inclined old Kniggets call American semi-Deities.

    They are known for their fierceness and rabid tendency to go straight for the nuts.

    Polish your posts, straight up your tauntings and watch out for our new Educational Biting program.

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    bla bla croissant baguette bla bla

    PeterNZer...

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-25-2000).]

  2. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Freak-O-Meeks:

    Gah, the mere thought of your twisted mind turns my stomach and raises my hackles.

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    Heterosexuality notwithstanding, I must confess Meeks that you are far more of a cutie inside out than otherwise "normally"...

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    How many time should I tell you Peng?

    Don't feed the bugger after midnight and NEVER EVER put him in water.

    Cheeks, your evil Spawns are just that really, lowly duplicates...

    I respect that in Barelychtingen but in you it's troublesome.

    Do your setup, randomize all.

    Stirr it up in a spreadsheet.

    When all is done and to your liking, stick it up your butt for that's where it will most certainly end after 10 turns.

    You might as well get used to it...

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    bla bla croissant baguette bla bla

    PeterNZer...

  3. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Meeksed:

    Pawbroon's crazy and French.

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    It's "PawBroon's crazy and French." you moron.

    And you're talking about backwater educational system?

    Nice of you to be visiting us...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-24-2000).]

  4. After a Not-so-humiliating-50-to-40 loss to Morse, the United Frogs have the pleasure to announce that Arsonistingen just stumbled once again before my blows ending with our THIRD draw in a row...

    That some of you could call him Evil is beyond me.

    He is not evil, but rather pathetically amusing.

    This time the poor sod sent a setup of his liking.

    At night and with heavy snowing.

    And after giving some serious pondering to the weather forecast, the bloody bastard actually bought some flamethrowers, a HT flamethrower and a friggin Hetzer flamethrower.

    Now Entertainingchtingen, why would you want snow in the first place if you had in you that strange impulse to melt all of it instead a fighting me with some sort of ability?

    So I am once again challenging you for I'm still standing Proud as a living reminder of your lack of talent and abondance of wind blowing.

    Don't be sad though because ServilToy is heading very much your way.

    Mind you, seeing as he is not you, he is doing it with style.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-24-2000).]

  5. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    Jesus, PawBroon, he called that strike in on his own damned foxhole!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, he was about to be overrun.

    And you were so very much bunched up.

    I mean, you still are since the beginning of our game...

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    So shelling his own overran position was both heroic and timely.

    You could have been worst off with them HTs queeing up like with the popcorn stall.

    We french may be dying but we are dying with style.

    Bugger off now, Patriot lover...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  6. A man of my heart at least...

    Honey, not only the mere dripping of my blood couldn't be called a spilling by any sane and neutral observer, not only am I holding of the the VLs and are you stuck in a small depression with those 80% of your OOB that have tried to outflank me in that ungamey move of yours, but you'll have to come out of that **** hole of a place with your bunched troops up someday and ALL of my AFVs and troops are on hills overlooking that.

    I owe you some apologies.

    You DO have a flair for tactical situation.

    And I'm nice to you because you're the Official Provider of my Squirette's sig.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  7. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Honey Bunny:

    Exactly why it is that the edge of the map is considered "gamey" is beyond me.

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    Honey for God's sake, it's the Cesspool, don't go on explaining or even excusing each and every action you did after a mild taunting.

    Be assured that I am far more taken aback by the sheer emptiness of your postings than by the lack of tactical genius you're showing here and there...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  8. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jdmorse:

    "The Frenchie" aka Pawbroom has tasted the steely bitter taste of defeat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Seeing as it is the Cesspool I expected nothing from you considering the result of the particular game of ours.

    50 to 40 after a last minute quick dash to my flag is a bit much but I must say the game was VERY entertaining all along.

    So I bow to your "Draw like" victory, Croda-ish gameyness notwithstanding...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  9. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2:

    Yep, on second thoughts Guess I need to try a little harder to reach the level of depravation of the other hardened Lackeys that post here.

    I am currently working on it.

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    Squirette!!

    That was brilliant.

    Poor old Senility is a little bit unexpecting I'd say...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  10. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mensch Schana in Corpore Schano:

    Well here it is, the truth PeeBroom is a coward ... ok I'll give you three more days you ... frenchie!

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    To make a long story short.

    I was off you PeeWee.

    Sorry I hadn't consider the utmost importance of your 400 Pts challenge before heading south to pay a visit to the family.

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    Now we will be playing so I hope you've gloated to your heart contents because you won't be doing that for a while.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  11. Since more people seems anxious to get the Mods now that they are down than we were when they were still online at Gunslinger's I'd like to offer my 2 cents here.

    Eventhough they ARE great, you should be aware that they are very unique in their tonal quality.

    So, unless some dudes wants to tone down your other Mods and those still to come, the overall effect is rather drastic.

    A bit like a Toon AFV fighting its way in RL...

    Since Madmatt is hosting scores of Goodies and none of them are color relevant to the GRU you should think it twice.

    The way around this is that Gunslinger told us a wee whiley that he hadn't changed all files on his own.

    He used a batch process in PSP to do it as a whole.

    He even gives the tips me think.

    So if you're an avid GRU user, remember to batch ALL of your new BMPs or you're in for a nasty surprise.

    Magua should be able to give us the tonals seeing as his greats buildings are very much GRU-like...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-21-2000).]

  12. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    PawBroon: My dear, dear Frenchman. I am beating you so soundly that I nearly feel bad taunting you

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    Typical.

    I have that nagging feeling that not only are you a hedge hugger but you are also not looking every where on the battlefield.

    I'm glad you're thinking I'm having my butt kicked because at least you are enjoying yourself some till you can.

    Those young ones, always rushing to bad conclusions...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  13. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng:

    Hamsters/Meeks(!):

    That was beautiful.

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    Meeks is Back...

    The little scoundrel sure took his time but that was worth it.

    I've earned an early treatment and 7 cumulative boffings between Yuk and I.

    Impressive.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  14. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Turret Ring:

    "Then we shall fight in the shade." (Greek general's comment upon being told that the Persian archers could blot-out the sun with their arrows.)

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    Dienekes, Spartan, Battle of the Thermopylae.

    For more about him, read Gates of Fire by Steven Pressfield.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  15. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stench:

    If you think you have a pair big enough, we will be fighting on it soon.

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    Well, well.

    Genitalia now...

    You're looking more and more like Honey and Goaty.

    If you're still thinking cojones will help you stand out in here then you are missing most of the fun really.

    Must be dwarfing to live in the shadow of one who's showing true brilliance most of the time.

    Andreas, get some of his whatnots a little higher up the spine and I'll play him someday...

    Having say that, you can still shoot your Ops this way for I am in dire need of a good reason to admire your contribution to this community.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-19-2000).]

  16. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GerbilPloy:

    I sincerely doubt Croda has ever scored with something that was not inflatable...

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    Well I remember him playing Space Invaders a wee whiley...

    I've also been told he's still sleeping with a stuffed wabbit.

    Not inflatable mind you but still very much stuffed.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  17. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pascal DI FOLCO:

    So how can I get this mod ? Is someone kind enough to send it to me via email (if it is < 2 Mo...) ?

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    Nope.

    It's WELL over 20Mb.

    Don't hope on someone sending it via eMail.

    Just pray for some CM Webring sites to have mirrored some of it.

    They were very nice.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  18. Yuk I am apologizing for that comment I did last night about that thingy you did with the spelling of HORRID.

    Mind you that was in private, but nonetheless, back to my point...

    I told you it was so typically feminine that I had NEVER EVER seen a guy do it.

    And now Stench is doing just that.

    No wait, err, could it be that it is INDEED a pathetic female something?

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    Stench, I hope it gave you a sense of purpose and of self worth while you were doing it because it's still too indigent to rate a Challenge.

    Who's sponsoring that pesky toddler?

    Teach him or put him back on leash...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  19. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Puka:

    Ok Cesspoolers, in a moment of utter boredom I have calculated (roughly) how long it will take for this thread to conquer the entire first page of the forum...

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    Ok boy, now you step out of the Pool with your hands up, slowly, slowly!

    Somebody get me the straitjacket (Aka, Meeks' shirt) while I'm speaking with the moronic poster...

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    BTW, willingness to sponsor someone whose coconuts merely produce a CLIP CLIP when banged together is utterly frowned upon.

    Knighthood comes with at least a dull BOING.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  20. Les deux URLs precedement valable pour le telechargement du GRU sont HS.

    Il te faut contacter Gunslinger directement par eMail pour avoir des infos.

    Il ne traine plus par ici alors je pense que quelqu'un lui a prit la tête une fois de trop et qu'il a plié bagages.

    BTW, DO A SEARCH YOU MORON!!

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    Nice to see that some of the Appui feu people are still willing to take a dip in here.

    Can't be the only french in here, can I?

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  21. Give the guy a break will you?!

    Whatever are his tastes and preferences in games and playability, he has been contributing to both this game and this board far more than you've both done so far.

    If you want to snipe at an individual, eMail him directly and free the forum of such posts.

    Self policing does wonder for a peaceful community...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

  22. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Assimilated by Ol'Senileness:

    Frankly, the sheer weirdness of anything to do with Carmen Miranda is enough for me to forego any hesitation at playing a Squire.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's getting a bit confusing now for most of you.

    In fact it all started because it was a bit confused for Yuk Too.

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    So let me explain some.

    Having heard me say time and again something the likes of "Gimme a break I do CM" got the best of her.

    After much pondering over last month Cosmopolitan UK main issue: Know your Trade, pushing Craftsmanship to the limits she did a search under "CM" and come out with that Carmen Miranda thingy.

    Yuk being simultaneously a woman AND a Cosmo reader soon got the idea that CM, after her long banana republic sponsored singing career joined the dark side of the force and passed a bill to the Congress known as Miranda Rights.

    Now more often than not she's mirandizing me which ultimately gets me handcuffed to any piece of hardware in the house.

    I hope there's no more weirdness now and that you've come to the conclusion that everything is very much normal...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

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