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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Overzealed by Sponsor-O-Dan:

    I propose that the sickly little git that is known as Hakko Ichiu be admitted to the ranks of Knights of the Cesspool.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    How observant of you Dan.

    Mind you, Hakko has a long history of showing unadulterated genius in his posts.

    Remember the whole Wintergreen shenanigan?

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>BigHead:

    I also tried 300mm rickets on Allied side, they killed all Allied solders within 20 mints!! Oh God!! Just a pure hell!!!!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    To which our Doubly Knighted replied:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>

    All those poor little bow-legged soldiers running around shouting: "Medic, I need Vitamin D!"

    The horror, the horror...

    And I can just hear the German soldiers:

    "Fritz, you schmell that??"

    Schniff, schniff?!

    "Wintergreen! Yankee Paratroopers! Hans, open fire!"

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That one fella is too good to be there really.

    I make him the second Honorary French of the Pool.

    Now Hakko, get drunk and grab the women, err, not that one...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by the Inquirer:

    Since your Germans seem to be in the town, they wouldn't be any good anyway, the girls probably only know how to whip boys in leather while the hun crawl around licking the girls feet saying 'yess misstresss'

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's why we were invaded in the first place in any case.

    BTW, that one should be P0.5K.

    Makes me the official 500th ,1500th and 2000th poster in the Cesspool as a whole...

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    Beat it Worth with your meager 3000th posting...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-18-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer:

    PoorFrenchie, if by action, you mean your girls screaming and running from the burning building, I definately look forward to seeing more 'action'.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, never ever have I seen someone so happy to witness french girls running AWAY from him...

    I'm concerned by your well being Peter, are you A-Ok?

    You want to talk of something?

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf:

    Knowing which way Crud-da's genitalia bends! You one-handed typing buffoon!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Let me get this straight.

    And no BlowMouse I wasn't refering to some natural bending.

    So, if I still remember what with Coriolis forces and the fact that Scuba lives in the Northern hemisphere, I'd say he bends on the left.

    Guess that makes him a right handed, one handed typist...

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    As for me, Yuk could testify, I'm typing most of my post with the violent bashing of my genitalia on the keyboard.

    That explains most of the typos.

    Therefore I cannot qualify in your Paralympic games of Freaks since I am a none handed typist buffoon...

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-18-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2:

    Trust me PNzer there is plenty action coming from that TYPICAL FRENCHIE.

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    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that's a shameless plug...

    You should behave love or they'd soon be thinking you're a woman and that there is some sexual intermouse between us.

    BTW Goaty, you've shown some difficulties in your past history dealing with files.

    Should you be checking your INbox then maybe you would find the file you're looking for.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-18-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    I think I may have to add that to my sig file:

    I helped pop YK2's cherry! Won't my wife be proud.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Too bad she did it all by herself on the top of that page Honey...

    Now PeeWee, stop thinking you're it!

    Thanks for helping my Squire nonetheless.

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng:

    YK2 a girl

    swimming to her untimely

    death in the cesspool

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that we have a woman in here you're all mushy and are posting Haikus...

    Where's the old Die a Lot Peng?

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    Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard...

    PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors!

    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-18-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Penged:

    YK2, did someone mention that three more posts and your cherry is popped?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I did.

    Mind you I NEVER mentioned the fact that the initiating ritual involved popping her cherry.

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    Haven't your learned to post them SPOILERS warnings?!!

    Sheesh.

    Now that rabid woman will keep on posting till she's a full blown Knight.

    Ow Gawd! Did I just say FULL BLOWN?

    <center><h3>Woman Alert, Woman Alert!!!</h3></center>

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Honey:

    I can decipher even PawBroon's effluvium...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Pet, I can't be bother to be innovating in reply to that since your tauntings are mainly revolving around that particular point:

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>

    If you can stomach the stench of the Pool, not of the shower-free Frenchman, PawBroon.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So I'll be doing just the same and repeat myself since you are so grossly understaffed to understand even basic answers if they are not done time and again...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>

    Now that's twice the same ravening idiocy in some of your posts.

    Honey, we Frogs are not Shower-free, we are Shower-shy.

    To be free of something you got to have been oppressed by that thing sometimes before that.

    Can't remember when we dirty scoundrels were much concerned by corporal niceties in such an extent that we considered ourselves at war with soapbars.

    And behold of the resilience of the Frogs.

    Semantically (and historically wise), we also can't be free of that because no foreigner that I know of had ever shed his blood for us to be free of that thing.

    Now get your act, breathe in a bag and try to be a little more creative in finding French shortcommings.

    If all else fails, be natural it's insulting enough Honey.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BlowPack:

    Also added YK2 as a squire also. There is just something about the bannana fetish that makes them (her?) a prime candidate to fit in with the rest of our rabid insanity.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well knowing (or not knowing in your case) the TuttiFrutti relationship I have with that banana misnomer of a YukToo, I am willing to do him/her/it/all of them Combo style as a Squire.

    Now love, your first job is to try to beat some sense into Lorak and teach the bugger how different Y2K could be from YK2...

    Seeing as Lorak is madder than the Mad Hatter himself, that one should be easy, I should say almost a Non-event.

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    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-17-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf:

    And the proper plural form would be "bananas ARE my business"!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not if it happens to be a CLEAR reference to a reportage done about Carmen Miranda which was indeed called "Bananas IS my business"...

    Now if your only form of taunting is to pester people about their use of english when some of them are not even natives, then you IS a jerk.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally gloated by Goater:

    Pawboom et al. All goes according to my designs

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now you've just admitted you have suicidal tendencies...

    Tell me you're playing like that purposefully.

    Loosing them AFVs ang guns to a single armored car.

    And being happy about it...

    To your credit I must say you play those frogs historically.

    Mind you, you're a little heavy on the pathetic side.

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Best viewed in Peng-O-Rama:

    It is just like them (Hamsters/Meeks(!)) to do something so contrary to good sense, good sportsmanship and good hygiene (wow! two posts in one day with hygiene in 'em, what is going on with me?). I mean, its bad enough to have Frenchness thrust upon one by being born in that loathesome country, or the nastier (i.e. French speaking) bits of the quite already nasty enough place to the north of the US, known as Quebec {shudders and spasmodic motion of the esophogus and colon at the very mention of the place} (pah! feh! foo! )BUT TO ACTUALLY CHOOSE to be French is really quite beyond the pale, even for Hamsters/Meeks(!) and his typically impossible antics.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, thank you.

    Yes we ARE loathsome, yes, yes yes!!!

    That's the key to your Riddle you unaware American.

    Because of all that Frenchness being upon to be cast on you (beats the bucket of nails any time of the day that) and since the Pool have that wonderous tendency to wrap the time around itself, HENCE your mention of hygiene twice in a same evening.

    May the dirt be with you Peng.

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    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-17-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sean@Shy:

    Thank you very much, PawBroon, you evil French lunatic. My sinuses are now aching and I'm still mopping up the monitor and keyboard from where all the fluid that come out both the mouth and nose splashed about.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now you've got to promise me that you will NEVER EVER mention again here or anywhere the mere fact that you are able to emit fluids when thinking of me.

    That's very much European style decadent, but still a wee bit too much for that Thread before it reaches P1K...

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    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-17-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally stripped by YukToo:

    Eveningwear? hmmmmmmmmmm now there's a thought.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Don't over do it Love for I know that your favorite evening wear is a glass of french wine...

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    Now be nice to them and try to speak about CM before you got jumped by BlowMouse.

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    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-16-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    I have a better idea, who don't you just keep that neglige to yourself and never, ever, mention it again, ok?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Croda my dear Honey, you might have some idea about beating me in our PBEM but I've beaten you to that neglige.

    Emma, I said taunt them but not exctly in THAT kind of taunting.

    You must admit that you women don't know how to play fair...

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