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Same as above and beyond.
Take your time and ask if you need anything.
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I shall unleash Death, Pestilence and Failed Blue Tests on ye!!
Any other day or so with Emma
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl:
I don't even recall you being particularly active when I taunted you all PatBoone.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
OK everyone, gather up for the mandatory cathartic Pool Hug and let all explain to Rain Man how things are IRL.
Refraining from spaming the Pool with comments, taunts, genitalia and otherwise not funny contributions is quite easy.
You just don't post.
One can never achieve being one of the Old Sap with inept logorrhoea.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>PatBoone--you are a pustulent sore on the face of humanity. You are like cheese covered with the wrong sorts of mold. You are like a lactose intolerant gut filled with a gallon of fresh milk. I will rend you limb from limb, cook you up like a little edible dormouse, and serve you baked into a puff pastry with a bit of brie. Sounds yummy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well thanks.
See? My point exactly.
What is it with you that you all think that a proper taunt is:
a/ Attacking physical attributes or lack thereof
b/ Threatening to maim someone
c/ Speaking of genitalia
d/ Any combination of the above...
So, Chrisl I hereby threaten you with the maiming of your lack of genitalia!!
It works...
Now if I could be bothered to look up the little Java Applet that would do this AutoTaunting then we could all be equal posters and Flooders United.
Can't you all be yourself?!
Now Bauhaus knows that he could field 21cm of OOB as a bonus over the rest of the crowd.
Croda and his inner self (not the Greek who's merely visiting, the one who's here to stay in him) and all of the others that makes it different.
Go standardize it.
Send that file yourself and see if I care.
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I shall unleash Death, Pestilence and Failed Blue Tests on ye!!
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He doesn't.
Being French almost on a day to day basis, I can tell it wasn't translated but merely BabelFished.
It's so bad it's very much looking like me.
Now that's weird ****e...
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I shall unleash Death, Pestilence and Failed Blue Tests on ye!!
Any other day or so with Emma
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV:
I'm not sure if you're occasionally brilliant, or occasionally lucky.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm occasionally both...
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I shall unleash Death, Pestilence and Failed Blue Tests on ye!!
Any other day or so with Emma
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jdmorse:
*YAWN*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well...
I challenge you all has a certain Chrisl like quality in its utter simplicity and total lack of chutzpah.
It's quite level with that famed Ah taunt ye All of his.
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I shall unleash Death, Pestilence and Failed Blue Tests on ye!!
Any other day or so with Emma
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Some of us have dedicated a hard drive to our beloved CM. Some of us living in Jerseyland that is. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That must have been the moron who hadn't realised that no matter how the CM Exe was named, it was still usable.
You would then launch the one that was required at the time.
Thinking that you had a 300Mb duplicate folder instead of just 1 CombatMission104.exe and 1 CombatMission105.exe is something I'll have to remind you from here to eternity...
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IP# 193.253.181.227
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OGSF:
*OGSF dozes off. Pawbroom wanders away looking for another matey to kiss on the cheeks*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I did say it was schmaltzy...
Now everybody bunch up and we'll all do the corporate hug.
* Support group like grin *
For the rest of you, go fondle with your IP ports.
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IP# 193.253.181.227
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai:
Did I see that the Greek had finally arrived?
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Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties,
Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices!
But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Bouillé,
All these tigers which, without pity, Déchirent the centre of their mother!
We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more,
We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues
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Yes! Yes!! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Now everybody gather up and witness that simple but oh so touching endorsement.
After gazillions of postings with his Celtophilic sig, the Seanachai of Minnesotan Fame comes back with a BabelFished Marseillaise.
The Marlow Dance Remix of our French National Anthem...
What does it teach us?
Being French is the spearheading of Fashion Victim.
Not only do we have a GO KILL THEM ALL thingy we can yell before every rugby match but it's quite buggering other countries for they are required to play it when our President is on a World Tour.
And boy the guy sure does the Touring...
Now listen up you sycophants, morons, non-french and whatever else.
I'll make it simple because I know some of you are basically americans and the rest are ozzers.
What Senility just told you in so many words is the way things are supposed to be.
A few days ago when Lost2Peng was still sulking from that vile attack launched against him without prior TCP/IP warning, some mails were exchanged and the Ways of the Pool were much discussed.
I'll do a simple cut & paste of one such mail for all of you who weren't on the mailing list.
The only thing that will be proven here is that I'm too lazy to come up with new ideas and that I'm far too infatuated with my own postings for my own good.
In any case, as the Bald One would say, BITE ME!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>
Blah Blah Blah Young & Restless style plot Blah Blah Thank you.
Well.
Thank you yourself. You started the Pool in any case, it's your baby while it is
merely our toy.
As any form of intellectual property and as a bond to an ever growing and petulent community, the Thread and you are prone to attacks, bashing, public lynching, turkeys sacrificial pagan ceremonies and eventually french posting.
That’s the ONLY thing those Newbies can't seem to understand.
It's not a ****ing free forum.
It's not a Taunt'O'Drome.
It's a place where we have grown to know each others and where the level of sheer brilliance and intellectual panache is very demanding (from now on I'll shorten "sheer brilliance and intellectual panache" into "Frenchness" for typing user friendliness).
That was the goal of my puny little Groucho Marx quoting.
If we are not better, if they are not better, then we don't belong.
CM is the greatest game of all times.
Last time I had that much pleasure playing alone was related to that Biblical guy, Onan...
But CM is a mere media, it's what caused it...
Here is a lazy Cut & Paste {BOY I DO THEM QUITE OFTEN ACTUALLY} of what I answered to Aitken's invective in the Famed sexually tilted PawBroon thread started by Emma.
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Originally posted by David Aitken:
Oops, I thought this was a forum about a wargame.
Nope.
All wrong.
If you are just in it for that then you're missing much of the fun...
The game was discussed.
Then the demo was released.
The game was cursed.
Then the CD was sent (well, OK not to you Canadians).
Then the game was cursed again.
Tweaked, cursed, tweaked, cursed and then quite perfect.
In that long and winding road some friendships were made.
Some people are plain assholes.
Some are cool.
Some I'd be willing to count as friends.
But by and large, we are ALL talking about CM.
Because what makes this place is not the game, it's the people.
If you can't get past that simple notion then I must agree with a late post of yours.
Scotland's educative system IS in shamble...
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So I guess even if it was so very schmaltzy, it pretty much sums up what the Pool is to me and to some others.
It has carried you through months of unemployement.
It may even have helped you go through you're failed sex life (the dates you mention here and there...).
Damn you Sean if you EVER touched while thinking of one of my posts...
That's pretty much it.
Most of us Elders are back to post in the Pool.
A full round of tauntings had been done that hadn't happened before (I've never played Chup, MkIV and Geier before) and with the playing will come our natural tendency to taunt and to be harsh.
We will have to be ever watchfull though.
The next Cesspoolnarok will be here before Xmas and with the Next Gen, a new batch of wannabes will pour down.
Those will not all be like Marlow or Croda, so we will have to careful.
Being a Taunt Thread, my best bet is to play along the rude act and plainly ignore those if they are just bringing in their Genitalia.
With us French, there is enough of that for the whole lot of you...
We are gifted bastards.
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That's it.
With almost 6000 posts credited to the Peng Thread in any shape or form, what it is NOW is far more than you can just merely glimpse by posting here and there and most generally waste your time and hassle our patience.
And YES Seanachai, the Greek is here.
Being famed for circumnavigating people and posting behind theirs backs, ColeSlaw has backyarded us all...
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IP# 193.253.181.227
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coleslaw:
Yes, I enjoy CM voyeurism. In fact every time I watch Gaffer's turn, I dress in traditional Greek Royal Guard dress and fondle myself in front of the living room mirror.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well then I'll make sure you are enjoying yourself.
Too bad you hadn't partake on the one that's just ending because it was truly great.
Mind you Gaff has a somewhat different appreciation of my masterful dispatching of his troops.
But who cares about one who's not even posting in here?
BTW, you being our first Greek ever, here comes a traditional joke to dispel the idea that you might be welcome in here:
It's a whore who's visiting her gynecologist and after much probing here and there, the guy tells her that she got herself Chlamydae...
So the poor sod being understaffed in the basic understanding of VDs asks the gynecologist, Chlamydae!! What are those?!
And the Doctor to answer, well, Chlamydae comes from the Greek, and the whore to yell I WAS ****ING CERTAIN, THAT GREEK WAS AN UGLY MOTHER ****ER!!!
Now bugger off...
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow quoting a famed and talented Frog:
We are fierce historical inaccuracers.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I can tell you loved that one.
PawBroon, French and official supplier of sig since 1968.
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coleslaw:
See, I have dignity!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ah, he is kicking back!
As a Greek I wouldn't want you to do more personal things to my back than merely kicking it...
Say Peeping Tom, if you are to take the back seat of my soon to start new PBEM with Gaffertape, you'd better make me proud of you in here.
Err, backseater...
Say, are you Greek as in Greek tragedy or as in nasty rear end surprise?
We already got ourselves the SheepMeister, do we need to attract every single SerialDipper in here?
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:
He blowed up really nice!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
At least one of us had been blown Mate.
Now quit whinning about flanking move as I recall you relied heavily on that.
How do you think an inefficient bugger like yourself could claim victory over me when all of the others and been put to shame?
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phil the Dill:
We didn't let them win...
They lined up and got their arses booted like everyone else!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, well...
We were actually refering to the unfamous All Smacks.
Or are you Ozzers also called BattleSheep?
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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Aoww!
Can't you Yanks and Ozzers let us Europeans sleep without being terminally stupid.
See for yourself, now we got ourselves a Pommie Thread.
Bored/1 is pestering us like the inopportune kid he is.
Say kiddo, I know the collective pleasure we're having in here has that certain Bauhausian quality that you may someday reach if you rub yourself clean too soundly in the shower.
Doesn't mean Rub/1 that we all wish to partake in your self inflicted discovery.
Go out, bugger Adolphus, don't forget to quote the whole shenanigans when you just intend to say COOL...
And lest I forgot.
I did that last backup of the Second Thread and as required by my charge, have it for posterity.
For that along and because we Frogs are dumping quality products in our non Yank, non Pommie sewage systems, I propose to host the Next Gen Thread.
And now for a bit of a sing song.
Being a chauvinistic bastard and because I just fulfilled a public service, the French National Anthem!!
Every body better stands up and if that buggers you go straight to my sig...
Here are the lyrics of that famed revolutionary, let's kill them all, you're still here Rub/1, musical of ours.
If that doesn't qualify us as world class loonies and hosters to be of the Pool whodunnit?
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'étendard sanglant est levé, (bis)
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats ?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Egorger vos fils et vos compagnes !
Refrain
Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons !
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons !
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Que veut cette horde d'esclaves,
De traîtres, de rois conjurés ?
Pour qui ces ignobles entraves,
Ces fers dès longtemps préparés ? (bis)
Français, pour nous, ah ! quel outrage
Quels transports il doit exciter !
C'est nous qu'on ose méditer
De rendre à l'antique esclavage !
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Quoi ! des cohortes étrangères
Feraient la loi dans nos foyers !
Quoi ! ces phalanges mercenaires
Terrasseraient nos fiers guerriers ! (bis)
Grand Dieu ! par des mains enchaînées
Nos fronts sous le joug se ploieraient
De vils despotes deviendraient
Les maîtres de nos destinées !
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Tremblez, tyrans et vous perfides
L'opprobre de tous les partis,
Tremblez ! vos projets parricides
Vont enfin recevoir leurs prix ! (bis)
Tout est soldat pour vous combattre,
S'ils tombent, nos jeunes héros,
La terre en produit de nouveaux,
Contre vous tout prêts à se battre !
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Français, en guerriers magnanimes,
Portez ou retenez vos coups !
Epargnez ces tristes victimes,
A regret s'armant contre nous. (bis)
Mais ces despotes sanguinaires,
Mais ces complices de Bouillé,
Tous ces tigres qui, sans pitié,
Déchirent le sein de leur mère !
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Amour sacré de la Patrie,
Conduis, soutiens nos bras vengeurs
Liberté, Liberté chérie,
Combats avec tes défenseurs ! (bis)
Sous nos drapeaux que la victoire
Accoure à tes mâles accents,
Que tes ennemis expirants
Voient ton triomphe et notre gloire !
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Nous entrerons dans la carrière
Quand nos aînés n'y seront plus,
Nous y trouverons leur poussière
Et la trace de leurs vertus (bis)
Bien moins jaloux de leur survivre
Que de partager leur cercueil,
Nous aurons le sublime orgueil
De les venger ou de les suivre
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Now I feel incredibly better.
Reminds me of the day when our French rugbymen sunk the BattleSheep.
Boy I'm too good to post in here.
Rub! If there's some room to spare in your shower I'm coming in to clean also...
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow:
[This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).]
[This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You see Whitlow, when I do the double stumble stunt you just did, I always delete the first mention of:
[This message has been edited by a Jerk (edited 11-27-2000).].
This way it's not so self evident.
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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The kids are playing on a non MMX Pentium 166 with a Voodoo 3000 PCI and 48 Mb RAM.
It's 1024*768...
So I guess you'd better update to the latest 3000 Drivers as they do the tricks.
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken:
I'm not very impressed with the urban scenarios I've seen, so I made my own.
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Check out the results at my website.
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Shameless plug.
Bright BMPs user!!
Nice map BTW...
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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You might also want to install ZoneAlarm as it is free for personnal use and is 100% efficient to stop any unwanted intrusion whether from the outside or from out of your HD (SpyWare...).
In case you are wondering I am NOT working for them but being an ADSL user and always logged I had checked on all firewall offers and that one is the best bang for the non buck (Tis free remember?).
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka:
As long as Chuppy can keep posting his pseudo-gay references.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Of course, there's nothing wrong with that.
Probing of any kinds IS a public service in this Pool.
If you care to do a search in both of the Pools you'll find wealth of body cavities search references.
It's all part of a process called PROBATION where the Elders thrust knowledge upon, and mostly into, wannabes.
For Jon it came as a revelation when he had a Midnight Express encounter with a limey constable once setting foot on that desolated island.
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bauhaus:
Now that wasn't very nice Pushbroom. It's very true, but not nice. For that you will die.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
C'mon Mr 98to2 the only dangerous thing that could eventually happen to me while playing against you is a seizure.
Since you were also threatening to do that little wagging of yours that just made it into my sig, I might also have a fit...
Now send a setup and put some clean underwear before you catch a cold.
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I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Old Dog:
Here (with Marco's permission) is an advance look at Marco Bergman's in-progress mod pak covering the M5A1/Stuart family (5 x M5 + 2 x M8 versions total to be covered). Gotta say it: this is some terrific high-res stuff.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Tell me the M8s are not ONLY the HMC but also the Greyhound!!!
Please Please Please...
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I must say I am pleased with the turn the thread has taken during the last few days, and if someone could show the French where the door is we would all be better off.
GermanBoy
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Harv:
The fact that you were foolish enough to reply would mean that it was the right tack. Are you always so easily tricked, or was this just a bad day?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
My, but we have a Jedi Knight in our rank.
You are not schooled in the way on the Pool, we have our own Bushido like code.
So if you want to stick around instead of being mostly ignore by all of the non French in here (that includes pretty much everyone), try to learn that basic simple fact.
We are rather more prone at being fouled than fooled.
And lest I forgot, bugger off!!
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I must say I am pleased with the turn the thread has taken during the last few days, and if someone could show the French where the door is we would all be better off.
GermanBoy
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Holly Cow!!
Will you marry me?
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I must say I am pleased with the turn the thread has taken during the last few days, and if someone could show the French where the door is we would all be better off.
GermanBoy
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Bump?
Anyone?
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I must say I am pleased with the turn the thread has taken during the last few days, and if someone could show the French where the door is we would all be better off.
GermanBoy
TAKING THE BLOODY PENG THREAD DOWNUNDER
in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)
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Gosh golly.
It seems were going somewhere after all.
Having overcome it's natural fear of loosing both his time and his precious shrunken credentials, Brittl had come up with a setup.
I dunno what kind of drugs he's on but all of the files attached were unusable.
If I was SheepDip, I'd say it's a commie plot.
The Pool being now UpsideDownUnder one can go as far as claiming it's a Pommie plot.
Ok you brainwashed sons of, err, what are you using to reproduce there?
I am NOW awestruck by the results of years of French nuclear testings done in your backyard...
I knew because I had seen on the History Channel that a giant lizard went to New York and wrecked Havoc just because we frogs are playful and then, everybody wants NY to buy it.
Here is what that famed reporter Rod Hilton had to say about all the events:
GODZILLA: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT.
FADE IN:
INT. AN OFFICIAL LOOKING OFFICE - NIGHT
KEVIN DUNN
Mr. Mayor, a boat off the coast of a
country sunk. We retrieved it and
found giant claw marks on the side.
MICHAEL LERNER
Probably the weather.
KEVIN DUNN
We also found tissue samples of some
lizard.
MICHAEL LERNER
Still the weather. Hey, did you
notice that I look just like Ebert and
my assistant looks like Siskel and I
give thumbs up?
DIRECTOR DEAN DEVLIN
Ha ha! **** you, Siskel and Ebert! I
will now draw attention to Ebert's
fat.
MICHAEL LERNER
I want a donut.
KEVIN DUNN
Sir, this thing whose tissue we found
is off the coast of New York. It's
big.
MICHAEL LERNER
What is it? Where's my cheesecake?
KEVIN DUNN
Sir.. we think it might be
(pause)
Computer Graphics!
MUSIC
BA BA BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MICHAEL LERNER
I want chocolate.
INT. A HOSPITAL - DAY
JAPANESE GUY FROM THE BOAT
Gojira.
EXT. A PLACE WITH SOIL AROUND - DAY
MATTHEW BRODERICK
(listening to music)
Girls.. just wanna have fun. Oh girls
just wanna have..that's all they
really wannnnnnnnt.. some..
A helicopter lands nearby. An OFFICIAL LOOKING MAN steps
out and walks to MATTHEW BRODERICK.
OFFICIAL LOOKING MAN
Come with us. We're with the
government.
MATTHEW BRODERICK
(acting)
Uh..uh.. what did I do?
OFFICIAL LOOKING MAN
Singing that song is going to put a
cheesy 80's song on the soundtrack.
For that alone you should be killed.
They shove MATTHEW BRODERICK into the helicopter
MATTHEW BRODERICK
You can't do this! I'm Ferris
Bueller!!
EXT. NEW YORK - NIGHT
GODZILLA
Growl.
GODZILLA stomps on things that New York is famous for.
He also passes an opportunity to have sex with the STATUE
OF LIBERTY. HANK AZARIA pulls out a video camera.
HANK AZARIA
I'm gonna get this on tape.
As a result of GODZILLA, something comes CRASHING down.
It almost HITS HANK AZARIA.
HANK AZARIA
Whew, that was close.
AUDIENCE
Whew, that was close.
MATTHEW BRODERICK
I think Godzilla is pregnant.
As a result of GODZILLA, something comes crashing down.
It almost HITS MATTHEW BRODERICK
MATTHEW BRODERICK
Whew, that was close.
AUDIENCE
Whew, that was really close.
MARIA PITILLO walks in
MARIA PITILLO
I am Matthew's ex-girlfriend and part
time supporting character. I want to
be a newscaster but Harry Shearer
stands in my way.
MATTHEW BRODERICK
I hope we end up together in the end.
GODZILLA
Um.. So am I still destroying stuff
here or do you want to continue making
it look like this movie has a plot?
HARRY SHEARER
(as Kent Brockman)
I think we'll do some more plot.
Let's take a look at how I am an ass
and how I stand in Maria's way.
(pause)
Let me air a clip she found and take
credit for it.
JAPANESE GUY FROM THE BOAT
(the 26th time it's shown)
Gojira.
HARRY SHEARER
And there you have it, folks.
Godzilla.
MARIA PITILLO
That rat. And it's Gojira, not
Godzilla
STUPID AUDIENCE
Ha ha! That is funny because it's
pronounced Godzilla but those crazy
Japanese people can't say nuthin right
and Maria is stupid.
GODZILLA FANS IN AUDIENCE
Ha ha! That is funny because the
original Japanese version was titled
"Gojira."
GODZILLA
Goody! More special effects money has
arrived! Let's proceed destroying
things mindlessly.
GODZILLA walks around, destroying everything. He GROWLS
and leaves a giant peice of GODZILLA EXCREMENT on a
notable spot in New York
INT. STADIUM – NIGHT
MATTHEW BRODERICK
There are baby Godzillas here. They
look like Raptors from Jurassic Park
but they are not.
MATTHEW BRODERICK and SUPPORTING CAST get chased by
RAPTORS for 20 minutes. They get out and the stadium
gets BLOWN UP.
EXT. OUTSIDE THE STADIUM - DAY
GODZILLA
My kids. This blows! I will break
stuff! LOTS OF STUFF!
GODZILLA breaks STUFF.
ARMY
Oh no you don't.
They shoot MISSILES at GODZILLA and GODZILLA is blown
into peices.
MATTHEW BRODERICK
Whew. We're safe.
MARIA PITILLO
I love you.
They KISS. The camera zooms in on GODZILLA'S eye. It
OPENS.
MUSIC
BA DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SMOG MONSTER
Hey! What about me!?
MOTHRA
And me too!
DIRECTOR DEAN DEVLIN
Har har! You'll be in the sequel! And
on Burger King cups! It'll never stop!
SIZE DOES MATTER! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
END
Yeah!!!
That was it!!
And BTW BlouseMouse, the Size does Matter part wasn't intended for you.
But then, maybe after all...
Nice one as usual Sean, just noticed that you switched Bouille for Berli because Truth is all of us Poolers wouldn't know Bouille in the first place...
Boy I feel full of life and energetic.
It's the week end I'm still to test that TCP/IP thingy.
Either that our I'll have to go in the shower with No/1 and Onan to wash myself thoroughly.
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I shall unleash Death, Pestilence and Failed Blue Tests on ye!!
Any other day or so with Emma
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