PawBroon
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Here is a thought for all of you to chew on.
The Pool being a community with its own Myths & Gimmicks, we discussed with Berlichtingen the possibility to do a Pool MOD concerning some or all of the WAV files.
What we envision here is the Ultimate Non Grog PoolMOD on par with Kitty’s famed Hamsters…
After a brief chat, we came up with this.
Between Poolers we cover pretty much every nation in CM and we can thus do some dubbing.
For the Poles we can still use some of Senility best quotes for they are most of the times not making sense at all.
Some tentative quotes to be said either by the actual Pooler quoted or by those doing the dubbing are:
> Damn you Mensch, I pee on your ancestors!! (Anyone)
> Sod off Newbie!! (JDMorse)
> Die a Lot!! (Peng)
> Baguette, croissant, auto-surrender!! (PawBroon)
> Brick Shelling!! (Seanachai)
> Sit down Bauhaus!! (Everybody)
> Don’t shoot the sheep!! (Mace)
> You suck Moriarty!! (Everybody)
> I put the Padlock on ye!! (Surrendering WAV file by MadMatt)
> That glacis was at 60° do somefinks!! (Any Grog from the Forum when an AFV is destroyed)
> Don’t rape the civilians!! (Emma & Kitty)
> You killed my Inner Croda!! (Anyone bored by the “Oww my leg”)
Anyway you get the idea.
The purpose of this aside from the sheer fun of it is the immersion factor.
We mostly play between ourselves and a batch file to swap regular WAVs to PoolWAVs would help us enjoy the fact that we are indeed firing on a Pooler and not on a regular Grog/Nerd/Geek/Whatever…
So please keep me posted on who’s in and what sort of WAVs to put in that MOD.
Having the complete 5 Threads so far, I’d do a search about the compulsory ones which makes us Poolers.
If you have any ideas or suggestions shoot them my way.
Yours wretchedly…
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In a bout of sheer lunacy here is a quick study concerning the Elijahs of France.
Please note that it appears ONLY 75 times in a whole century making it a pretty rare occurence in here.
Ranking as the 3946th christian name while us Marcels are 6th but then I had no doubt whatsoever about that...
The Elijahs are known to kick the Marcels 86 to 14 here and there.
Here is a chart depicting that:
All of this is based of French Stats (INSEE) making it useless for you foreigners.
Mind you I'd have a better night knowing Elijah is a rare occurence.
Now drop dead will you?!
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Mark IV
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What are you using?
Roger Wilco, Paltalk, Really Easy Interactor, whatever?!
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You are not Obsessive-CMpulsive, you are Allied-Retentive.
Mark IV
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cpl Stimorol:
Being a newbie, I have to ask who, where, or what is Peng?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Depending on your cultural background it might be anything.
In my country a Peng is synonymous of turgescent virility (proof that French don't know dick).
His nail clippings are powdered and poured into scores of pre nuptial cooking in order to get the poor lads high.
In certain backward place of France, some wimmin had been known to turn instantly pregnant at the mere mention of the name Peng.
As an interesting and historical side note, when France still had colonies, the raping of the indigenous was called a Penging and very largely discussed over a Pastis induced stupor as some kind of Peng you're Dead sport.
Hope you got all necessary information and that you would now proceed backward (never turn your back to some of the evil Ozzers in here) out to the regular Forum...
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Mark IV
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Nice one.
Thanks for the URL.
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You are not Obsessive-CMpulsive, you are Allied-Retentive.
Mark IV
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Boy Puka you got your first Negative vote.
And coming from a non Pooler moreover.
That is illustrative enough of the potential nastiness underneath all regular Threaders...
My advice is MARRY HER.
I don't know her in the first place so I really can't pity her about marrying you.
And then there is the fact that you are a fine despicable idiot and you deserve to be afflicted with one of those wives things.
Oh, and take some pics.
They change.
They are not upgradable and you tend to forget why you did it on a daily basis after a wee whiley.
That's it.
Be happy and drop dead.
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You are not Obsessive-CMpulsive, you are Allied-Retentive.
Mark IV
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Now what kind of a Cesspool is that if we got to do some recruiting out of it?!
That CyBreak guy seems to be quite better than the latest batch of sorry lot we had recently but that doesn't mean that Meeks as to do some whoring in the Forum to have them in.
Err, as an afterthought, keep whoring Meeks.
You're such a charming triple personnality, that's bang for the bucks...
Cybeq get your sorry ass in the Pool or we will have to pee on Seanachai again!!
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Mark IV
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I'll do you but then you'd be under the rather unsettling impression that I'm a nice guy and willing to help...
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You are not Obsessive-CMpulsive, you are Allied-Retentive.
Mark IV
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Having survived the sheer boredom of playing against someone so inert as to be dubbed Tectonic, the FooFightingFrog is rather ashamed to announce a 52 to 35 victory over the aggregated Legions of Moriarty.
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Mark IV
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Isn't the stabbing of a cat considered gamey?
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You are not Obsessive-CMpulsive, you are Allied-Retentive.
Mark IV
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As a slightly OT question Dan.
How is it that your bocage/hedge go as high as the turret?
In my games it goes just as high as the one near the right track of the Tiger.
Thanks.
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Mark IV
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Best of Luck and be well.
Your site is the best all around and most useful one.
I wish someone could do that side by side comparisons you painfully and time consummingly did.
Cya in some time.
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Mark IV
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Not to mention the lack of proper SMG and hand grenades carried by the bailed out crews.
Well, all things considered I shouldn't have posted that thread, Tamiya sucks.
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Mark IV
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Big Time Software:
Yes, that's how my last game with Steve ended, and we realized something needed changing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Aren't you lot gamey gits?!
Boy a wee whiley you said that you almost never had time to actually play your own game.
And there you are doing your coming out about rushing last minute crew members.
Ok now someone put the Padlock on Charles and have him read ALL of the posts...
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Mark IV
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In a QUICK dispatch of Mensch's BlunderJacks, the FFF (FooFightingFrog) is proud to annonce a whooping 98 to 2 victory over IP.
Mensch your Inner Croda must have been backpedalling on that one...
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by M. Bates:
What is the midget tank for?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Gamey player?
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OK you fellas here is what's Tamiya has up its sleeve for all of us CM Geeks United:
Tamiya is proud to release Battle System-a revolution in tank-to-tank fighting. This system incorporates infrared light and realistic sound, eliminating the difficulty in judging, often found with other tank-to-tank games. Furthermore, infrared light is totally harmless and prevents damage to details of the tank body. The system is comprised of the GFS (Gun Fire Simulator) Unit and the Infrared LED Unit, for the respective detection and emission of infrared beams. A wide range of sound effects and actions are reproduced with Battle System including: damage blast, engine trouble sound, loss of speed, blast reaction, limited operation state, and finally inoperative state. Battle System provides a maximum shooting range of 30m and can be easily installed to your tank even after assembly and painting. Battle System lets you bring out the true roar of your 1/16 RC Tank!
Here is a close up.
Battle System provides a maximum shooting distance of 30m, allowing for spacious tank-to-tank battling in a variety of settings.
When enemy is within 5m of your tank, blasting him at any angle will cause damage.
When the enemy is outside the 5m radius, only hits made at right angles to the tank (front, sides, or rear) will be effective. Battle System stays true to laws of real tank combat, where hits received diagonally harmlessly defect off the thick armor plating. Tamiya brings you the heart-pounding thrill of real tank combat with Battle System.
The penetration chart everyone was expecting.
Interviewed about it Mensch said: "WAAOWWWW"
And then he sent me a proof that the german weren't producing AFVs but actually breeding them.
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Mark IV
[This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 01-14-2001).]
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Now I'm wondering how nobody came up with the real answer.
Fox, your mines aren't working because you are using original BMPs.
My God I hadn't seen those stock textures in a while.
Marco Bergman's mines are a +2 blast radius in the Canadian patch.
Glad to be of help.
Other than that I could just say that mines aren't as deadly as they were in Steel Panthers for exemple.
Make them overlap.
Sometimes they kill, sometimes they immobilize and sometimes they sit iddle.
Best use of mines so far is to but them in woods where you know squads will bunch up to assault you.
When you MG them, they'll run towards cover and usually are quite surprised.
Now DON'T do that if you play agaisnt me!!!
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Mark IV
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Senility:
And, in my final post of this night, let me welcome back my French brother, PawBroon. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
NOT!!!
What is it with you?!
Considering that UBB has an anti flooding feature where one have to wait 27 minutes between posts, you still manage to inflict on us a whole slice of your life!
Are you one of those serial spammers whose only joy is to impress the masses by the sheer volume of their nothingness?
And what about that fantasy date of yours?
What sort of rendez vous is it when a woman turns up just to look at you sipping an Irish coffee and rambling about a game whose depth of knowledge you got is so shallow as to be considered a relief?
Now I can imagine that poor soul, living a life so bereft of sense, so barren and so maddeningly lacklustre that a chat with you could be considered a drastic improvement of her standards.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I acknowledge your encouragement that I sod off, and in fact, get buggered. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Peng the LungerJack told me a while back that your life is so devoid of joy that you are like those dehydrated Chinese noodles which would consider being peed upon a God send gift.
But keep in mind you pseudo French wannabe that you are merely emulating what I’m doing naturally.
You are a spin off calibrated after me.
Downsized moreover...
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Now that the French have returned, I can relax and resume my search to find a good English translation of 'The Three Musketeers'.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
There is no such thing as a good translation of fine French literature.
That’s an Oxymoron…
So as a prophylactic measure, send me your postal address via eMail so that I can post a copy your way.
Could be either that swashbuckling book or my old time friend Cyrano.
Mind you they could be in French but that should keep you long enough out of the Pool for the rest of us to thrive on it.
As for the others, send me your addy too so that I could give you the finger...
And now for something different.
Say SteveZeBrat and MaceZeShepherd, have you noticed my use of words like BARREN, BEREFT and NOODLES?
I know English is not native for you so here are some tools to help you tame your Inners Rob/1.
As highlighted above, I only aim to please...
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Mark IV
[This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 01-14-2001).]
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Clark:
I still don't really know what Moritorium means and I'm a writer...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Moratorium should be easier on you.
Here goes:
Main Entry: mor·a·to·ri·um
Pronunciation: "mor-&-'tOr-E-&m, "mär-, -'tor-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -riums or mor·a·to·ria /-E-&/
Etymology: New Latin, from Late Latin, neuter of moratorius dilatory, from Latin morari to delay, from mora delay
Date: 1875
1 a : a legally authorized period of delay in the performance of a legal obligation or the payment of a debt b : a waiting period set by an authority
2 : a suspension of activity
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To go a little further.
Once you installed the LoResed grass thus taking care of the horizon, you could then install the HiResed ones and be happy ever after.
If you're a lazy bastard like most of me, here is a quick one for you.
Take ANY HiRes BMP you fancy for the grass then rename it as 1503.bmp
That's all, you got a new horizon.
Oops I almost forgot, DO A SEARCH LOOSY GIT!!!
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Mark IV
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As a french and having family member served as officer in time of crisis I should add my 2 cents to the SS in the Foreign Legion thingy.
At the times of the Indochina war, many former members of the Wermacht and SS were indeed fighting as the bulk of the legion.
By then most of the commands were issued in german even though French is to be the traditional langage of the Legion.
I have scores of books and anecdotes about those.
Mind you they are obviously FRENCH so most won't help you lot at all.
Just so that you know, when you're a legionneer you're not french nor anything, you're a legionneer.
The Foreign Legion only obey to it's own kind.
They do NOT take orders from anybody else.
The now disbanded 1stREP (Para) had the reputation to never shook hands with non legionneer because they weren't doing their share of the fight.
After officer school in France ONLY the major could ask to be an officer in the Legion.
If you're a Cpt and want to join, you end up as a Pvt.
Only after 5 years of contract are you given French citizenship and could do something else.
In between you are no one but a legionneer, you have no paper and no nothing.
People queueing up to enlist are NUMEROUS and the selection process is quite harsh as a result.
This outfit is only some odd 7000 troops in time of peace and is known as one of the best outfit all around.
Along with some other choc troops in France (where you couldn't enlist for lack of french citizenship) they are the most heavily engaged troops of the Army.
Tradition has it that a legionneer is to fight till the last man (Camerone) and because its parade walk is slower than the rest of the army, they always come last in the parade.
they are the MOST heavily applauded troops coming in right with the firefighters.
If you wish to enroll any embassade or consulate should help you in the process.
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Mark IV
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moriarty:
And now for something completely different: An update.
PushBroom -- has yet to respond in our pre-hiatus game, which is down to the last turn. Could be a draw. Could be a minor vic.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This could be a double post which since The New Coming of Peng is a severe disrespect and violation of regulations.
BTW Peng, glad you're back.
As one of our former president (MacMahon 1873-79) said:
"I know what you've been through is a terribly wicked illness, either you die or you stay idiot for the rest of your life, I know that because I had one earlier in my life"
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You are not Obsessive-CMpulsive, you are Allied-Retentive.
Mark IV
[This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 01-13-2001).]
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Golem:
Pawbroon sucks my ass
Pseudointellectual
Cesspool oldtimer
So bite me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Dang!
It's creative of you.
And that BITE ME proposal his so decadent.
So European...
As I said to Stench's wife while I was boinking her, Being French is a public service.
Now I'd rather kick you in some undignified parts but there's so many of them I'm quite stuck.
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You are not Obsessive-CMpulsive, you are Allied-Retentive.
Mark IV
Time to Lock the Forum and Concentrate on Peng Thread
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dilemma:
How come Xena is good on Xena, but when I saw her on a Hercules show, she was evil?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well that's proof enough that TV is bad for unadulterated morons like yourself.
Are you like that Martin Tupper character in Dream On?
Was that question about Xena suggested by a Black&White pre presidential Ronald Reagan in your head?
Xena was on the Evil side because she had one of those moments where the Only thing you could do with such women is to kick them.
It was then apparent that she was a lesbian bitch and that she needed a Gabrielle more than an Hercule.
Thus illustrating the shrewdness of the US media since that following pic is obviously a fake in the light of what I've just told you:
Now my understanding of our customs in here is that you should refrain to post questions like that because frankly we can't refrain to answer them.
And for MadMatt's own personal pleasure:
Never mind the Morlocks!!
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You are not Obsessive-CMpulsive, you are Allied-Retentive.
Mark IV
[This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 01-21-2001).]