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ng cavscout

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  1. Hey cavscout...good to have you back....wait, is it? I'll have to see what the rest of the idjits think before I commit myself.

    Hey Nidan, glad to see you are, as always, still an independent thinker and trend setter. Watch out Stoat doesn't stop suddenly, don't want you to suffocate....

    Seriously though, how have you been? I still have that PDF of the "Welcome To Vietnam" pamphlet you sent me.

  2. Boo,

    Is stoat one of yours? Seems like he would be, not getting the hint and all after 2 years of no turns. NGCavscout, amuse me, send him a new setup...say CMAK and 1500 points. See how long you can string him along this time...

    Rune

    As you order Milord, now all I have to do is install CMAK on my Vista machine, wait, does CMAK work on vista? I haven't gotten around to buying the vista CMBB upgrade yet either *hangs head in shame*

    And I am glad to hear that Boo finally upgraded from living under the outhouse to living inside of it, good for you Boo.

  3. BAHHHHHH. oh, sorry you Aussies. Bah and Humbug. You bring up a ssn from [boot] nothingness to [boot] serf, then show him the proper [boot] way to taunt and play and make him a squire [boot] and eventually get a tear in your eye as you unlease a new [boot] kaniggit upon the pool. Then he disappears for [boot] and ungodly amount of time, without a call or letter, only to return [boot] and then he thinks he is from the House of Joebob. Obviously [boot] there are some you just CAN'T teach correctly. [boot] As your penance, NGCacscout you must write no less then 1000 pages why House Rune is superior to House Joebob, all while serving the pool as its pissboy, and being Emry's cabana boy for no less then 1 week. No, no need to [boot] thank me for giving you the chance to redeem yourself. [boot] I'll expect a bottle of the finest Scotch when you come down to the CM:N preview when the time comes. [boot] [boot] [boot]

    Your Lord and Illinois pal,

    Rune

    Oh damn

    My most heart felt, or at least bowel felt, apologies, it must be the cheap bourbon I have been swilling that addled my brain. House Rune it is. I genuflect and tug my foresk... wait, my forelock, that is it, I tug my forelock before you. I shall provide you with a bottle of glenlivet, glenfiddich, any glen will do upon my next foray down into the untamed flatlands. Nothing is too good for the man (?) that "unleased" me upon the world.

    None of this would of happened if the ill begotten excuse for code this BB uses hadn't lost my sig line.

    On a more serious note, I am home from work with some damnable stomach bug today. I hate missing work, I was going to run a range this afternoon, but instead, I shall spend the day sitting on a porcelain seat.

    Some days it doesn't pay to leave the cabana.

    One more note, I finally retired from the Army in 2008, after 20 years, so my weekends are mine again. I am also the day shift Sergeant at work, so I work 7a-3p and have weekends off, it is good to be the king.

  4. awwww, you guys act like you missed me or something, I'm getting all misty. Actually, I know you missed me, checked for bullet holes yesterday, thank goodness you all stay too hopped up on cheap rum and paint fumes to maintain a decent sight picture or trigger control.

    seriously, I am still in the land of Cheese, still working, raising the family. Sorry for my extended absence.

    What the deuce is Stoat still doing around? Hasn't he been sent off to college or boot camp or Hollywood and Vine to seek a trade by now?

    Good Old Stuka, well, maybe not so good, but old fits anyway. Still mucking about in the sandbox I see... Won't let you back in Australia yet? I told you to leave those dingoes alone, stick with sheep for gods sake man.

    Hello Michael, Hello Boo, how are things?

  5. From Stuka

    "I saw GI Joe the movie last night, there was a Scotch git in that too."

    Of course you did, I mean, who could really expect anything more out of one of you Oddstralyians, not quite good enough to be Brits after all.

    Wait, didn't you or one of your mates send me cookies?

    Never mind, I love the Aussies.

    Or are you New Zealanders? I can never keep them straight, and neither can the sheep apparently.

  6. My 4 year old, Anna, was in the back seat of the van yesterday as we were doing errands, like making an appointment to pay a freaking Chevrolet Dealership $90.00 to look at the stupid security system on my mini-van ignition, which is apparently now not constistently recognizing the transmission from the microchip in the key which allows it to start. This is after getting a new key made which cost 65.00. That made me sad.

    Anyway, Anna pipes up, "I destroyed the whole world last night". My lovely wife and I look at each other. Anna continues "There was fire everywhere, but I didn't destroy you Daddy, or Hope, or Luna". Luna is our dog. Anna also wants to be a Police Officer so she can kill bad guys, and she will also be a Fire Fighter so she can rescue kittens.

    She will have to fit these two careers into her free time from her real jobs of being a Princess and killing "Ombzies".

    When I get home from work, she always runs up to give me a hug and asks if I killed any bad guys today, I tell her no, not today. She also asks if my pistol is for killing "Ombzies", being an honest father, I tell her yes, but only in emergencies, usually I use the shotgun for "Ombzies". Anna wants a pink single shot bolt action .22 cal rifle we saw at Gander Mountain. I will probably get it for her 8th birthday.

    Anna is starting to get along better with her younger sister Hope, but Hope makes it hard because Hope likes to pull Anna's hair. They both like sitting on my lap and watching Tom and Jerry cartoons on quicksilverscreen.com.

    I love being a dad.

  7. Originally posted by Crimguy:

    I like and own an HK USP. Some people poo-poo it as a plastic gun, but it's been very reliable for me as well as ppl in European Law enforcement. Pretty damn accurate in the .40 S&W size.

    Beretta feels best in my hand, but I can't hit the side of a barn with it. My father in law swears by his gold cup.

    Kimber if you want a work of art ;-D

    Kimbers are guns you show your friends, Glocks are guns you show your enemies.
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