And for Boo, gawd bless his lack of geographical knowledge:
As you can see, Queensland is way north of Victoria. Why? Because we Victorians don't want to live anywhere near Stuka!
And notice how Western Australia is across the other side of the continent? Yep...Noba lives there!
And you guessed it...the USA is clear across the other side of the planet, if you catch my techtonic plate drift.